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Hey guys,
I'm creating my own self improvement site and plan to publish a free report/book on key learnings I've made with women.
*Disclaimer, I was definitely inspired by Hector writing his college book and thought fuck it, I have value to add here so why not?*
Here's an old L.R I had typed up of my first one night stand ( have not spell checked, or gone through it grammar wise so bare with me)
Would appreciate thoughts on writing style and whether it would interest you, enjoy...
The music was blaring, I could feel the base punching through my chest while the flickering dance lights were blurring my vision. By this point I was stumbling from group to group cracking jokes that didn't even make sense. The drink in my system was slowing things down and I couldn't help but look at the mess of a house, and feel sorry for the host who had to clear it up. I wondered upstairs for a breather and a couple illogical fun conversations later found myself with 2 girls,and 2 other guys in one tiny room
One of the girls has a boyfriend. She's sat with a good looking guy (no homo) on the bunk bed and I casually hint and plant the seed that we're at a party and whatever happens happens.
Haha oh man if I died today I would be going to hell.
I keep persisting on behalf of the guy... Don't even know him but fuck it, if more guys got laid the world would be happier place.
He bids against it and leaves. Fair enough I'm Left with the 2 girls and the other guy, who is a few years younger than me and I later recognize that we went to the same primary school.
me and let's call him "primary school kid" are still in the room with the two girls, I recognize the taken girls friend is the one that eyed me up earlier. I grin pull her in and kiss her. Someone then switches of the lights.
Must of been primary school kid.
Primary school Kid is a fucking G, big shout out to him.
Her friend is on the bank bed in front of us, while we're on a floor mattress?? The drinks made my memory blurry at this point.
All I do is lay her across the floor, while I'm kissing her from the top. I place my crotch and grind it up against her pubic bone, she moans. Then, she does what I honestly didn't expect.
She just casually takes her pants off, then and there.
No "we shouldn't be doing this" or "I'm not that type of girl" she literally just got right to it.
Haha shout out to the girls who play no games.
I swiftly take the condom, that I always have in my back pocket. Struggle to put it in, then finally make it happen.
Couple thrusts and moans, before she goes reverse cowgirl on top.
Her friend is still in the room at this point and her only comment is
"I can't believe you're fucking this guy in front of me"
her tone of voice was was as casual as you politely asking the shop attendant to pass you an extra bag for your groceries.
PSK is still around and just being like "fair play mate" and didn't cockblock. More guys need to be like him.
It eventually comes to an end, lights come on, I didn't even take of my trousers, why am i such a mess???
I managed to bag a free lift home, with a huge drunken smirk on my face.
That my honorable gentlemen, was my first and probably easiest one night stand to date.
Realisation No. 1
1. Accept every invite
This doesn't mean bend over backwards and do what everyone tells you to do, but just means go out there and enjoy life especially when your building momentum, don't be afraid to go things which aren't neccesarily your first choice.
Instead of writing this as just a concoction of braggadocios memoirs of all my female conquests,which in my early days were admittedly under the influence of alcohol, a natural herb that is green (but at times purple???) and a circle of guys who were as reckless as I was. Thought people could get the most value out of this if I broke this down into my biggest realizations that I learnt, going from the average guy,with an average circle group and an average sex life ( read no sex life). To becoming prom- king and being the go to guy ,for the social events and having to literally schedule times to when the girls I was seeing could come over for sex. I went through the biggest mind fuck over 2 years of feeling like the exact same person living such a different reality.
The best part was, I came to the final realisation that anyone can do it.
I'll repeat it again, so it sinks in.
Anyone can do it.
I'm not going to bullshit you and say it will happen over night, because it won't, took me about 2 years but probably won't take you half as long for you as I was too busy being a little bitch and not taking any risks.
To explain how I had my first ONS at 17 ( yes I was a late bloomer boo hoo) let me start it from the top. A day in the life of a college king.
Please also note that all my realisations are in no specific order so you can skip through to any part of the book and enjoy the key learnings that stuck with me and may be of value to you.
I ring Jay brrr brrr as fucking usual his phone goes straight to voicemail. Replied to "Will's text that I would come to the house party that he invited me too, but that I'd have to leave early. (In other words I don't think it will be worth my time and I'll leave by 10 but meh, may as well go). Sweet, he'll come round for pre- drinks at 6. Sarah is texting me.. how work was?... I'll reply later need to get ready its a summer , so all the students are out and its good vibes all round, I lay in my bed and just take my room in.£340 for a room in the city centre is probably the sole reason why my body count has tripled in the last few months. But that's a different story. I jump out my bed, Shit. Shave. Shower. Crack the drinks open from the fridge. "It's summer" is the accepted mantra for me to drink by myself like an alcoholic.
My phone has been buzzing off, take a quick look. Finally, It's Jay. I pick up.
"What you saying?" -
"House party man, come through to mine"
"I'll be over in an hour"
My man, I love this guy.
Fast foward a few drinks, Will comes through all good vibes and we rock up to the house party. As I expected it's dead.
Me and Jay decide to just get waved. It's our usual solution to situations like this. W introduces me to his female friends, one is really stand offish. But fuck it. "bitch don't kill my vibe" is how I live my life right now. She takes the aux and starts playing my favorite music that hardly any one knows in my small middle class white city. Drake, Partynextdoor, Skepta all of it. I nod in approval and dance a bit to myself out of appreciation and obviously Jay gets involved. Around 11 and I'm thinking of leaving, a flood of college girls come in. I know a few of the guys their with. Couple bro nods and handshake hugs. I grab more drink from the kitchen counter. Not mine but whatever. Usual thing is going on, where nobody socialises outside their group and it's just a bunch of different groups.
Fuck it, let me change that. Start bouncing from group to group getting to know them. Start a have you ever drinking game with the college girl groups. Tell them I've never made a girl orgasm 3 times in a row. Before taking a sip with a grin in my face. Notice one girl eye me up after I said it...
The seed's been planted.
Bounce off to the guys smoking in the garden. The guys smoking in the garden are always fucking chilled. And I'm not mistaken.
Will comes through, tells me the standoffish girl likes me. I laugh. Typical. Tell him I prefer her friend. Which I honestly did, really cute petite blonde , who wasn't afraid to dance a little. Carry on vibing with the smoking guys. All cool. Usual shit, who the hottest girl is, how chilled weed smokers are and how the pissed the party host will be in the morning.
Head in and start dancing with Jay and playing our own music. This guy comes to every motive I call him out too and he always just has fun. Hence why I keep him so close.
I wander upstairs for a breather.
Couple illogical fun shouting conversations later. 2 girls,and 2 other guys come into one of the rooms. One of the girls has a boyfriend. She's sat with a good looking guy ( no homo) and I casually put it out there, that we're at a party and whatever goes goes, we don't judge.
And Well you already know what happens from here....
Host's mum wants everyone out.
Give a hug to the girl I slept with, and act exactly the same as before I slept with her.
End up getting a free lift home. Result.
Go to bed, wake up in time for work and get another text.
"You make me buzz man, another party next weekend, you up?"
oh and Sarah again.
" you never reply to my texts...."
Probably about time I introduce you to Sarah - She was the girl I was seeing non-exclusively for a year. If I'm honest I was a complete dick to her, but I learnt so much from our "relationship". We're still on good terms and she probably doesn't realise how much she taught me about women in general. From building emotional connections, keeping them interested and making sure their well looked after in the bedroom...
I'm creating my own self improvement site and plan to publish a free report/book on key learnings I've made with women.
*Disclaimer, I was definitely inspired by Hector writing his college book and thought fuck it, I have value to add here so why not?*
Here's an old L.R I had typed up of my first one night stand ( have not spell checked, or gone through it grammar wise so bare with me)
Would appreciate thoughts on writing style and whether it would interest you, enjoy...
The music was blaring, I could feel the base punching through my chest while the flickering dance lights were blurring my vision. By this point I was stumbling from group to group cracking jokes that didn't even make sense. The drink in my system was slowing things down and I couldn't help but look at the mess of a house, and feel sorry for the host who had to clear it up. I wondered upstairs for a breather and a couple illogical fun conversations later found myself with 2 girls,and 2 other guys in one tiny room
One of the girls has a boyfriend. She's sat with a good looking guy (no homo) on the bunk bed and I casually hint and plant the seed that we're at a party and whatever happens happens.
Haha oh man if I died today I would be going to hell.
I keep persisting on behalf of the guy... Don't even know him but fuck it, if more guys got laid the world would be happier place.
He bids against it and leaves. Fair enough I'm Left with the 2 girls and the other guy, who is a few years younger than me and I later recognize that we went to the same primary school.
me and let's call him "primary school kid" are still in the room with the two girls, I recognize the taken girls friend is the one that eyed me up earlier. I grin pull her in and kiss her. Someone then switches of the lights.
Must of been primary school kid.
Primary school Kid is a fucking G, big shout out to him.
Her friend is on the bank bed in front of us, while we're on a floor mattress?? The drinks made my memory blurry at this point.
All I do is lay her across the floor, while I'm kissing her from the top. I place my crotch and grind it up against her pubic bone, she moans. Then, she does what I honestly didn't expect.
She just casually takes her pants off, then and there.
No "we shouldn't be doing this" or "I'm not that type of girl" she literally just got right to it.
Haha shout out to the girls who play no games.
I swiftly take the condom, that I always have in my back pocket. Struggle to put it in, then finally make it happen.
Couple thrusts and moans, before she goes reverse cowgirl on top.
Her friend is still in the room at this point and her only comment is
"I can't believe you're fucking this guy in front of me"
her tone of voice was was as casual as you politely asking the shop attendant to pass you an extra bag for your groceries.
PSK is still around and just being like "fair play mate" and didn't cockblock. More guys need to be like him.
It eventually comes to an end, lights come on, I didn't even take of my trousers, why am i such a mess???
I managed to bag a free lift home, with a huge drunken smirk on my face.
That my honorable gentlemen, was my first and probably easiest one night stand to date.
Realisation No. 1
1. Accept every invite
This doesn't mean bend over backwards and do what everyone tells you to do, but just means go out there and enjoy life especially when your building momentum, don't be afraid to go things which aren't neccesarily your first choice.
Instead of writing this as just a concoction of braggadocios memoirs of all my female conquests,which in my early days were admittedly under the influence of alcohol, a natural herb that is green (but at times purple???) and a circle of guys who were as reckless as I was. Thought people could get the most value out of this if I broke this down into my biggest realizations that I learnt, going from the average guy,with an average circle group and an average sex life ( read no sex life). To becoming prom- king and being the go to guy ,for the social events and having to literally schedule times to when the girls I was seeing could come over for sex. I went through the biggest mind fuck over 2 years of feeling like the exact same person living such a different reality.
The best part was, I came to the final realisation that anyone can do it.
I'll repeat it again, so it sinks in.
Anyone can do it.
I'm not going to bullshit you and say it will happen over night, because it won't, took me about 2 years but probably won't take you half as long for you as I was too busy being a little bitch and not taking any risks.
To explain how I had my first ONS at 17 ( yes I was a late bloomer boo hoo) let me start it from the top. A day in the life of a college king.
Please also note that all my realisations are in no specific order so you can skip through to any part of the book and enjoy the key learnings that stuck with me and may be of value to you.
I ring Jay brrr brrr as fucking usual his phone goes straight to voicemail. Replied to "Will's text that I would come to the house party that he invited me too, but that I'd have to leave early. (In other words I don't think it will be worth my time and I'll leave by 10 but meh, may as well go). Sweet, he'll come round for pre- drinks at 6. Sarah is texting me.. how work was?... I'll reply later need to get ready its a summer , so all the students are out and its good vibes all round, I lay in my bed and just take my room in.£340 for a room in the city centre is probably the sole reason why my body count has tripled in the last few months. But that's a different story. I jump out my bed, Shit. Shave. Shower. Crack the drinks open from the fridge. "It's summer" is the accepted mantra for me to drink by myself like an alcoholic.
My phone has been buzzing off, take a quick look. Finally, It's Jay. I pick up.
"What you saying?" -
"House party man, come through to mine"
"I'll be over in an hour"
My man, I love this guy.
Fast foward a few drinks, Will comes through all good vibes and we rock up to the house party. As I expected it's dead.
Me and Jay decide to just get waved. It's our usual solution to situations like this. W introduces me to his female friends, one is really stand offish. But fuck it. "bitch don't kill my vibe" is how I live my life right now. She takes the aux and starts playing my favorite music that hardly any one knows in my small middle class white city. Drake, Partynextdoor, Skepta all of it. I nod in approval and dance a bit to myself out of appreciation and obviously Jay gets involved. Around 11 and I'm thinking of leaving, a flood of college girls come in. I know a few of the guys their with. Couple bro nods and handshake hugs. I grab more drink from the kitchen counter. Not mine but whatever. Usual thing is going on, where nobody socialises outside their group and it's just a bunch of different groups.
Fuck it, let me change that. Start bouncing from group to group getting to know them. Start a have you ever drinking game with the college girl groups. Tell them I've never made a girl orgasm 3 times in a row. Before taking a sip with a grin in my face. Notice one girl eye me up after I said it...
The seed's been planted.
Bounce off to the guys smoking in the garden. The guys smoking in the garden are always fucking chilled. And I'm not mistaken.
Will comes through, tells me the standoffish girl likes me. I laugh. Typical. Tell him I prefer her friend. Which I honestly did, really cute petite blonde , who wasn't afraid to dance a little. Carry on vibing with the smoking guys. All cool. Usual shit, who the hottest girl is, how chilled weed smokers are and how the pissed the party host will be in the morning.
Head in and start dancing with Jay and playing our own music. This guy comes to every motive I call him out too and he always just has fun. Hence why I keep him so close.
I wander upstairs for a breather.
Couple illogical fun shouting conversations later. 2 girls,and 2 other guys come into one of the rooms. One of the girls has a boyfriend. She's sat with a good looking guy ( no homo) and I casually put it out there, that we're at a party and whatever goes goes, we don't judge.
And Well you already know what happens from here....
Host's mum wants everyone out.
Give a hug to the girl I slept with, and act exactly the same as before I slept with her.
End up getting a free lift home. Result.
Go to bed, wake up in time for work and get another text.
"You make me buzz man, another party next weekend, you up?"
oh and Sarah again.
" you never reply to my texts...."
Probably about time I introduce you to Sarah - She was the girl I was seeing non-exclusively for a year. If I'm honest I was a complete dick to her, but I learnt so much from our "relationship". We're still on good terms and she probably doesn't realise how much she taught me about women in general. From building emotional connections, keeping them interested and making sure their well looked after in the bedroom...
