I made a compilation of some quotes and I thought I should share. I think you all will learn a thing or two or reaffirm your already found believes (or just laugh your asses off). I'll let the words speak for themselves.
1. I like threesomes with two women,
not because I’m a cynical sexual
predator. Oh no! But because I’m a
romantic. I’m looking for “The One.”
And I’ll find her more quickly if I
audition two at a time
- Russell Brand
2. Real love is the love that sometimes
arises after sensual pleasure: if it
does, it is immortal; the other kind
inevitably goes stale, for it lies in
mere fantasy.
- Giacomo Casanova
3. Sex without love is a meaningless
experience, but as far as meaningless
experiences go it’s pretty damn
good.
- Woody Allen
4. Someone once asked, 'What's your
best pickup line?' I said, 'My best
pickup line is, 'Hi, my name is Hugh
Hefner.'
- Hugh Hefner
5. "If you’re going to have sex, use a
condom" (no?
- Dennis Rodman
6. There are no good girls
gone wrong - just bad girls
found out.
- Mae West
7. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the
question. “Yes” is the answer.
- Swami X
8. If you let society and your peers
define who you are, you're the less
for it.
- Hugh Hefner
9. Forget safety.
Live where you fear to live.
Destroy your reputation.
Be notorious.
- Rumi
10. Sex is the driving force on the planet.
We should embrace it, not see it as
the enemy.
- Hugh Hefner
11. In 1969 I gave up
women and alcohol - it was the
worst 20 minutes of my life.
- George Best
12. I am always looking for meaningful
one night stands.
- Dudley Moore
13. If you’re having your period, come on
over. I’m 41. I’ll fuck the shit out of
you. I’ll drink the blood. Let’s party.
- Louis C.K.
14. The way you make love is the way
God will be with you.
- Rumi
15. If you want to get laid, go to college.
If you want an education, go to the
library.
- Frank Zappa
You can thank me later
PS: my signature is one of 'em rare gems.
1. I like threesomes with two women,
not because I’m a cynical sexual
predator. Oh no! But because I’m a
romantic. I’m looking for “The One.”
And I’ll find her more quickly if I
audition two at a time
- Russell Brand
2. Real love is the love that sometimes
arises after sensual pleasure: if it
does, it is immortal; the other kind
inevitably goes stale, for it lies in
mere fantasy.
- Giacomo Casanova
3. Sex without love is a meaningless
experience, but as far as meaningless
experiences go it’s pretty damn
good.
- Woody Allen
4. Someone once asked, 'What's your
best pickup line?' I said, 'My best
pickup line is, 'Hi, my name is Hugh
Hefner.'
- Hugh Hefner
5. "If you’re going to have sex, use a
condom" (no?
- Dennis Rodman
6. There are no good girls
gone wrong - just bad girls
found out.
- Mae West
7. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the
question. “Yes” is the answer.
- Swami X
8. If you let society and your peers
define who you are, you're the less
for it.
- Hugh Hefner
9. Forget safety.
Live where you fear to live.
Destroy your reputation.
Be notorious.
- Rumi
10. Sex is the driving force on the planet.
We should embrace it, not see it as
the enemy.
- Hugh Hefner
11. In 1969 I gave up
women and alcohol - it was the
worst 20 minutes of my life.
- George Best
12. I am always looking for meaningful
one night stands.
- Dudley Moore
13. If you’re having your period, come on
over. I’m 41. I’ll fuck the shit out of
you. I’ll drink the blood. Let’s party.
- Louis C.K.
14. The way you make love is the way
God will be with you.
- Rumi
15. If you want to get laid, go to college.
If you want an education, go to the
library.
- Frank Zappa
You can thank me later
PS: my signature is one of 'em rare gems.
