This one was kinda tricky and took a while to arrange the date
TLDR I match with a girl on tinder, "Pole Dancer", we switch to Insta smoothly. It's super warm initially, I'm waiting for her work schedule for logistics and shit and she ghosts me, I had to triple text her over a span of like 4 days to get convo started again, she tells me she's interested in someone else, I'm cool with it and wish her the best but keep chatting, loling and memeing and bantering, tell her she's super cool and we should hang out in a club or bar some day. 2 days later she starts super investing into me. After a week or more we arrange a date and I fuck her right in the pussy
The date:
This girl wants to eat some sweet shit that I wasn't fond of. So I just drive her to the place and she buys it. She's short, like 1.65, I'm 1.88. She's dressed super casual, hoody. Sweatpants. Thankfully I wasn't overdressed, just a beige checker jacket/shirt, black shirt underneath, black jeans, white sneakers. Girl had real good tits as I saw later in the night, and real nice body too. Face was ok, nothing special.
She's talkative. That's always a good thing in a girl, but this one is just telling me a bunch of shit I don't really care about and I am so fucking bored already, since the very first 15 minutes. I'm like "fuuuuck I should've gone out with the 1st girl instead". In the back of my mind I have to watch the time and be done with this girl early so I can maybe catch the 2nd date just after midnight.
Anyway this girl takes me to the city harbor at some nice rooftop cafeteria and we deep dive each other and stuff. I sit beside her "so I can hear you because music's too loud" and I get all touchy touchy when the time's right and shit. I had no proper tactics/verbal set up, nor did I lead the topics to any sexual stuff. Just deep diving, was kinda platonic but whatever.
Normally I try to make out with girls in bars, so subconsciously we get that shit out of the way, when I do it usually goes super smooth. And when we're back at my car we make out some more and it's all normal and natural.
But this one doesn't wanna kiss in this place. Just a peck on the lips. Ok whatever. I pay the bill, her wine was like $7 so whatever and off to the car we go to make out in. I kiss her neck a little bit too and we drive back towards her place.
On our way back we start talking about former relationships (should've probably done that at the rooftop place but whatever) and she's so super talkative, just telling me her entire life story, we almost reach her house but she's got so much more to say and I'm like "do you wake up early tomorrow?" She replies " No"
"Ok, wanna go chill somewhere out and just talk?"
So she takes me to a mountain 10 minutes away and we sit on the top with a nice view and just chat until I just grab her and make out and eat her neck out a little bit and then I drop da bomb line:
"LET'S HOP IN THE BACKSEAT, SO WE'LL BE MORE COMFORTABLE, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING"
Shit works 9/10 times ^
She's kinda hesitant for like a milisecond then agrees and we hop into the back. We instantly go into making out etc, I grab her 1 leg and shift it over my body on my opposite side so that her legs are spread open and I'm inbetween them and I'm dry humping her with our clothes on, slowly take her hoody off, then her bra.
And now she doesn't wanna take her fucking pants off. And I do the "yes yes yes" method that I've read somewhere on here and lead her like this
*while making out with her* "Do you like this?" - yes
*eating her tits out*"Do you like this?" - yes
*Rubbing her pussy from above her pants* "What about this, do you like it?" -yes
"How about we take the pants off? It's gonna be so much beter"
Her: " Muhmuh what for?"
Me: "I Just wanna finger you and make you cum"
Her: " And what are you gonna achieve?"
Me: " SATISFACTION"
And her pants flew off and after fingering her a little bit I take my dick out and start grinding it ontop of her pussy til I ask her if she wants to feel me inside of her
Condom came out, I cannot open the fucking wrap cause my hands are lubed with pussy juice, I give it to her and she rips it open with her teeth. I open the rest, grab the condom and then stabbed her with my dick.
+1
We chill a little bit and cuddle and shit and then I drive her home. Return, to my own hometown after the 1hour drive. Oh the other 18 y/o retarded hoe was hanging out with her sister so my 2nd date was cancelled. It was 3 am anyway so I guess it wasn't gonna happen lol.
MATTER of fact, at 1am I texted that girl and asked her if we're up and what we're gonna do and she said she'll text me in 1 hour to go and grab her, 2 hours later I text her "sup, what are we gonna do" and she tells me she's going home.... fkin zoomers man.
While writing this report I realized I had not texted my lay girl that I had returned home. So I send her the after sex text
"I got home. I've had a great time today, you're amazing, sweet dreams! : )"
That's it, I'm going to pass out in bed now, peace.
TLDR I match with a girl on tinder, "Pole Dancer", we switch to Insta smoothly. It's super warm initially, I'm waiting for her work schedule for logistics and shit and she ghosts me, I had to triple text her over a span of like 4 days to get convo started again, she tells me she's interested in someone else, I'm cool with it and wish her the best but keep chatting, loling and memeing and bantering, tell her she's super cool and we should hang out in a club or bar some day. 2 days later she starts super investing into me. After a week or more we arrange a date and I fuck her right in the pussy
Her bio goes as this: "You're swiping right at your own discretion, you've been warned."
So I open her up with
"I'll take the risk then
Do you prefer mountains or the sea?"
Her: "The sea
Good morning"
Me: "Awesome, that's where I'm taking you on our 2nd date"
Her: "And the first one, where?"
Me: "Somewhere more public so I make sure you don't drown me in the water"
Her: "Haha you cannot possibly have guessed that so correctly"
Me: "Hahaha oh my
I think you're just oversaying it and I'll be in good hands
But if you're gonna drown/choke me, choke me in kisses" (this phrase sounds retarded in english but it makes more senses in my language)
Her: "Woah, there he is"
"Aggressive marketing"
Me: "What's your schedule like in the weekdays? You studying or working?"
Her: " I'm working, cooking and dancing"
Me: "What time do you get off of the above? Maybe we can grab a drink some night"
Her :" I work in the evenings so I get off of work at 1 am"
"But I got 3 days off in the week"
Me: "When are the day offs?"
"This is my last shift and I get 5 days off of work"
Her: "Today and on Sunday"
Me: "I got a 24h shift today. What days work best for you next week?"
"Do you have insta? Let's talk on there"
Her: " Yeah sure
I don't know yet, I'll have my schedule on Sunday"
[her insta] "
Me: "Awesome, talk to you on there!"
So I open her up with
"I'll take the risk then
Do you prefer mountains or the sea?"
Her: "The sea
Good morning"
Me: "Awesome, that's where I'm taking you on our 2nd date"
Her: "And the first one, where?"
Me: "Somewhere more public so I make sure you don't drown me in the water"
Her: "Haha you cannot possibly have guessed that so correctly"
Me: "Hahaha oh my
I think you're just oversaying it and I'll be in good hands
But if you're gonna drown/choke me, choke me in kisses" (this phrase sounds retarded in english but it makes more senses in my language)
Her: "Woah, there he is"
"Aggressive marketing"
Me: "What's your schedule like in the weekdays? You studying or working?"
Her: " I'm working, cooking and dancing"
Me: "What time do you get off of the above? Maybe we can grab a drink some night"
Her :" I work in the evenings so I get off of work at 1 am"
"But I got 3 days off in the week"
Me: "When are the day offs?"
"This is my last shift and I get 5 days off of work"
Her: "Today and on Sunday"
Me: "I got a 24h shift today. What days work best for you next week?"
"Do you have insta? Let's talk on there"
Her: " Yeah sure
I don't know yet, I'll have my schedule on Sunday"
[her insta] "
Me: "Awesome, talk to you on there!"
Jk, too many texts and I'm too fking lazy and exhausted to write them down, it's 5 am
Basically I just chat her up and try to get her logistics and learn a little bit about what she does, where she works at (barwoman) and what her schedule is like in general. I suggest on her free Sunday, she says she's got plans, I suggest next week, tell her to get her schedule and let me know, she says she will.
Deep dive her some more and we close down on good terms. "I'll let u know when im free uwu xd "
Sunday passes and she doesn't text me. And it's like.. Wednesday now? I react to one of her stories, she doesn't say anything, then a couple days more I tell her she's forgotten about letting me know of her schedule.
And she's completely ghosted me. The end : )
Nah, I had to triple text this bitch actually, she uploaded some story again, some retarded feminist shit such as "We live in the age of the woman huntress/pua" to which I react:
"You've got no idea how much I love talkative girls who express themselves."
voice text: "You know, the type of girls that don't leave you on 'read' but on 'delivered' " (she wasn't opening my texts lol)
To which she replies
"Alright ok, you've got a sense of humour at least, I'm giving you that."
"Ok, now that since you're not replying to my above texts, you've obviously found something else or have lost interest, so just out of curiosity, do elaborate about the woman huntress/pua part, what do you mean by that?"
And basically we've got a ton of voice texts back and forth, at one point she goes on to tell me a bunch of shit how "muh guys dont approach women" and I tell her "yeah no shit you're giving me approach signals in the club and when I approach you, you turn your back onto me and go cold, maybe we're just tired of your shit or we're not your mood anymore ,or just not interested."
And she mentions some things that other girls do, which are "childish behavior",
to which I reply
"Childish behavior like yours, you mean?
I've openly asked you out and what are you doing about that, for instance. Speaking about childish behaviour."
[she double texts me, 1st text she replies to some random bs to the above PUA shit subject]
"As for the other, yeah ok I was in the mood but I'm just in a complicated phase, and I've met someone who intrigues me a lot and I don't know if I wanna date someone else, I am ok to chat with someone and get to know them like that but meeting in person I'm not sure because my interest is somewhere else"
To which I and warmly reply with a voice text
"Finally, you see how easy life is, when you're just gonna talk to me and tell me what's up? Great, I wish you the best and hope everything works out for you, but talk to me and tell me what's happening, don't leave me on "read" you know.. "
And we go on to have some more random bs talk about her feminist shit, I tell her she's a fun and cool person at some point and we should hang out at a bar or club, ask her where she hangs out to, text back and forth a little bit
Me: "Do you go to XYZ bar?"
Her: "No"
Me: You're gonna start"
Her: Why?"
Me: "Because"
"There's no whys "
" ; ) "
Her: "Because you go there?"
Me: "No
"Because it's awesome
"I'm just the extra"
Her:"Ahaha whatever you say"
2 days later she texts me on her own
"So.. XYZ bar, huh?"
Me: "Obviously, you're gonna visit us?"
Her: "Yes"
- logistics shit etc-
And at this point she's openly investing, our logistics are shit, on Sunday she's free, but I won't be visitting her city (she lives in the capital and I'm 1 hour away from her in a small ass dead town)
And she wants to come visit me at my hometown???
Tells me if she doesn't go to some other town she'll come visit me on Sunday.
I'm like sure.
And she's investing more than I am at this point, is texting me first etc, tells me "If I don't text you first you won't show interest muhmuhmuh"
Tell her I was gonna actually text her and ask her about [whatever]
On Sunday she never visitted me cause she went out on Saturday night and just passed out all day.
In the next week she gave me 4 different days to pick but I was like "mehh,that doesn't work for me and my schedule is shit, we'll see"
I didn't wanna visit her city just for her, normally when I visit the capital I'll go on a date earlier with a girl, and later go clubbing with my friends, that's usually either on Fridays or Saturdays, but I was working both days until 11pm and that botched my chance to date a girl earlier.
So we're on Sunday, Lay Day. Supposedly I was gonna meet an 18y/o girl from tinder again who's visitting her sister. I arrange her at 8-8:30pm and I text the pole dancer girl, ask her how she is etc,
Pole Dancer jumps straight to the point: "Are you here?"
"I will be later"
"We could do something"
"Sure, is 11pm good for you?" (thought she'll say no cause too late but she was actually in, lol)
"Yes" [arrange logistics shit]
And so the 18y/o is now flaking me, I thought she was gonna cancel on me and I was too lazy to prepare, note, I have to start preparing 2 hours in advance, because I've got a 1-hour drive to reach them at the capital.
Eventually the 18y/o texts me her phone number, as I had asked her, at 7pm, 1 hour before our date.
Suddenly I'm full of energy and jump in the shower and shit, then I call the girl and ask her if we're up. She says " I can't talk rn" ??? : )
"I don't know if I can make it, muhmuh" just random gibberish zoomer shit.
I'm chill and tell her to let me know what we're gonna do, does she want to cancel it? postpone it for later tonight? Just so I can make other plans with my life. She tells me she'll let me know in 30mins. And like 2 hours later she finally tells me that she wanted to check on her sister and see if she had made other plans (bruh?)
Whatever, I had already arranged the Pole Dancer girl sooner and was already on my way to her. I let the other girl know, the 18y/o one that I'll be available after midnight, if she still wants to hang (supposedly we would but she went out with her sister's friends after or whatever and we never met)
Basically I just chat her up and try to get her logistics and learn a little bit about what she does, where she works at (barwoman) and what her schedule is like in general. I suggest on her free Sunday, she says she's got plans, I suggest next week, tell her to get her schedule and let me know, she says she will.
Deep dive her some more and we close down on good terms. "I'll let u know when im free uwu xd "
Sunday passes and she doesn't text me. And it's like.. Wednesday now? I react to one of her stories, she doesn't say anything, then a couple days more I tell her she's forgotten about letting me know of her schedule.
And she's completely ghosted me. The end : )
Nah, I had to triple text this bitch actually, she uploaded some story again, some retarded feminist shit such as "We live in the age of the woman huntress/pua" to which I react:
"You've got no idea how much I love talkative girls who express themselves."
voice text: "You know, the type of girls that don't leave you on 'read' but on 'delivered' " (she wasn't opening my texts lol)
To which she replies
"Alright ok, you've got a sense of humour at least, I'm giving you that."
"Ok, now that since you're not replying to my above texts, you've obviously found something else or have lost interest, so just out of curiosity, do elaborate about the woman huntress/pua part, what do you mean by that?"
And basically we've got a ton of voice texts back and forth, at one point she goes on to tell me a bunch of shit how "muh guys dont approach women" and I tell her "yeah no shit you're giving me approach signals in the club and when I approach you, you turn your back onto me and go cold, maybe we're just tired of your shit or we're not your mood anymore ,or just not interested."
And she mentions some things that other girls do, which are "childish behavior",
to which I reply
"Childish behavior like yours, you mean?
I've openly asked you out and what are you doing about that, for instance. Speaking about childish behaviour."
[she double texts me, 1st text she replies to some random bs to the above PUA shit subject]
"As for the other, yeah ok I was in the mood but I'm just in a complicated phase, and I've met someone who intrigues me a lot and I don't know if I wanna date someone else, I am ok to chat with someone and get to know them like that but meeting in person I'm not sure because my interest is somewhere else"
To which I and warmly reply with a voice text
"Finally, you see how easy life is, when you're just gonna talk to me and tell me what's up? Great, I wish you the best and hope everything works out for you, but talk to me and tell me what's happening, don't leave me on "read" you know.. "
And we go on to have some more random bs talk about her feminist shit, I tell her she's a fun and cool person at some point and we should hang out at a bar or club, ask her where she hangs out to, text back and forth a little bit
Me: "Do you go to XYZ bar?"
Her: "No"
Me: You're gonna start"
Her: Why?"
Me: "Because"
"There's no whys "
" ; ) "
Her: "Because you go there?"
Me: "No
"Because it's awesome
"I'm just the extra"
Her:"Ahaha whatever you say"
2 days later she texts me on her own
"So.. XYZ bar, huh?"
Me: "Obviously, you're gonna visit us?"
Her: "Yes"
- logistics shit etc-
And at this point she's openly investing, our logistics are shit, on Sunday she's free, but I won't be visitting her city (she lives in the capital and I'm 1 hour away from her in a small ass dead town)
And she wants to come visit me at my hometown???
Tells me if she doesn't go to some other town she'll come visit me on Sunday.
I'm like sure.
And she's investing more than I am at this point, is texting me first etc, tells me "If I don't text you first you won't show interest muhmuhmuh"
Tell her I was gonna actually text her and ask her about [whatever]
On Sunday she never visitted me cause she went out on Saturday night and just passed out all day.
In the next week she gave me 4 different days to pick but I was like "mehh,that doesn't work for me and my schedule is shit, we'll see"
I didn't wanna visit her city just for her, normally when I visit the capital I'll go on a date earlier with a girl, and later go clubbing with my friends, that's usually either on Fridays or Saturdays, but I was working both days until 11pm and that botched my chance to date a girl earlier.
So we're on Sunday, Lay Day. Supposedly I was gonna meet an 18y/o girl from tinder again who's visitting her sister. I arrange her at 8-8:30pm and I text the pole dancer girl, ask her how she is etc,
Pole Dancer jumps straight to the point: "Are you here?"
"I will be later"
"We could do something"
"Sure, is 11pm good for you?" (thought she'll say no cause too late but she was actually in, lol)
"Yes" [arrange logistics shit]
And so the 18y/o is now flaking me, I thought she was gonna cancel on me and I was too lazy to prepare, note, I have to start preparing 2 hours in advance, because I've got a 1-hour drive to reach them at the capital.
Eventually the 18y/o texts me her phone number, as I had asked her, at 7pm, 1 hour before our date.
Suddenly I'm full of energy and jump in the shower and shit, then I call the girl and ask her if we're up. She says " I can't talk rn" ??? : )
"I don't know if I can make it, muhmuh" just random gibberish zoomer shit.
I'm chill and tell her to let me know what we're gonna do, does she want to cancel it? postpone it for later tonight? Just so I can make other plans with my life. She tells me she'll let me know in 30mins. And like 2 hours later she finally tells me that she wanted to check on her sister and see if she had made other plans (bruh?)
Whatever, I had already arranged the Pole Dancer girl sooner and was already on my way to her. I let the other girl know, the 18y/o one that I'll be available after midnight, if she still wants to hang (supposedly we would but she went out with her sister's friends after or whatever and we never met)
The date:
This girl wants to eat some sweet shit that I wasn't fond of. So I just drive her to the place and she buys it. She's short, like 1.65, I'm 1.88. She's dressed super casual, hoody. Sweatpants. Thankfully I wasn't overdressed, just a beige checker jacket/shirt, black shirt underneath, black jeans, white sneakers. Girl had real good tits as I saw later in the night, and real nice body too. Face was ok, nothing special.
She's talkative. That's always a good thing in a girl, but this one is just telling me a bunch of shit I don't really care about and I am so fucking bored already, since the very first 15 minutes. I'm like "fuuuuck I should've gone out with the 1st girl instead". In the back of my mind I have to watch the time and be done with this girl early so I can maybe catch the 2nd date just after midnight.
Anyway this girl takes me to the city harbor at some nice rooftop cafeteria and we deep dive each other and stuff. I sit beside her "so I can hear you because music's too loud" and I get all touchy touchy when the time's right and shit. I had no proper tactics/verbal set up, nor did I lead the topics to any sexual stuff. Just deep diving, was kinda platonic but whatever.
Normally I try to make out with girls in bars, so subconsciously we get that shit out of the way, when I do it usually goes super smooth. And when we're back at my car we make out some more and it's all normal and natural.
But this one doesn't wanna kiss in this place. Just a peck on the lips. Ok whatever. I pay the bill, her wine was like $7 so whatever and off to the car we go to make out in. I kiss her neck a little bit too and we drive back towards her place.
On our way back we start talking about former relationships (should've probably done that at the rooftop place but whatever) and she's so super talkative, just telling me her entire life story, we almost reach her house but she's got so much more to say and I'm like "do you wake up early tomorrow?" She replies " No"
"Ok, wanna go chill somewhere out and just talk?"
So she takes me to a mountain 10 minutes away and we sit on the top with a nice view and just chat until I just grab her and make out and eat her neck out a little bit and then I drop da bomb line:
"LET'S HOP IN THE BACKSEAT, SO WE'LL BE MORE COMFORTABLE, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING"
Shit works 9/10 times ^
She's kinda hesitant for like a milisecond then agrees and we hop into the back. We instantly go into making out etc, I grab her 1 leg and shift it over my body on my opposite side so that her legs are spread open and I'm inbetween them and I'm dry humping her with our clothes on, slowly take her hoody off, then her bra.
And now she doesn't wanna take her fucking pants off. And I do the "yes yes yes" method that I've read somewhere on here and lead her like this
*while making out with her* "Do you like this?" - yes
*eating her tits out*"Do you like this?" - yes
*Rubbing her pussy from above her pants* "What about this, do you like it?" -yes
"How about we take the pants off? It's gonna be so much beter"
Her: " Muhmuh what for?"
Me: "I Just wanna finger you and make you cum"
Her: " And what are you gonna achieve?"
Me: " SATISFACTION"
And her pants flew off and after fingering her a little bit I take my dick out and start grinding it ontop of her pussy til I ask her if she wants to feel me inside of her
Condom came out, I cannot open the fucking wrap cause my hands are lubed with pussy juice, I give it to her and she rips it open with her teeth. I open the rest, grab the condom and then stabbed her with my dick.
+1
We chill a little bit and cuddle and shit and then I drive her home. Return, to my own hometown after the 1hour drive. Oh the other 18 y/o retarded hoe was hanging out with her sister so my 2nd date was cancelled. It was 3 am anyway so I guess it wasn't gonna happen lol.
MATTER of fact, at 1am I texted that girl and asked her if we're up and what we're gonna do and she said she'll text me in 1 hour to go and grab her, 2 hours later I text her "sup, what are we gonna do" and she tells me she's going home.... fkin zoomers man.
While writing this report I realized I had not texted my lay girl that I had returned home. So I send her the after sex text
"I got home. I've had a great time today, you're amazing, sweet dreams! : )"
That's it, I'm going to pass out in bed now, peace.
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