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Went to a sports bar alone tonight and made three approaches, the first was a pretty girl and her fat (I mean fat ass) friend. I approached with a direct opener.
Me:*tap her arm *Hey how you doing?
her: hi, I am doing good.
Me: So I thought you were cute and I had to come meet you. Im oscar
Her: okay,im vanessa
Me: so what brings you out here tonight?
her:me and my friend are just hanging out
Me: you look familiar were are you from?
*She mentioned someplace I dont know and I made a weird face because I had no clue where it was*
Her:you dont know where I am talking about?
Me:yeah okay I bet it is an awesome place
Her and her friend: LMAO (they laughed with joy, i thought i was in)
Me: so my friend flaked on me, can I join you?
her: *moves to talk to friend* no sorry, we are having girl talk
Mek
Second approach A latina milf with huge knockers, she was sitting by herself and I made my move.
Me: hey are you here alone?
her: no, my friends are over there, you see the girl with the blue shirt (hmm, i wonder if she was bulshitting me, she was alone for a while)
me: okay, i thought you were cute and I had to come meet you
her: oh okay,I am beatrice.
Me: I am Oscar
her:i am going to my friends right now
Meh okay well see you later.
Third approach
A young chick with huge boobies, I had a close call on this one. I got to be more careful. I have been trying to pay more attention to see if a girl is with her boyfriend or not,and this was one got me off guard.
Me: hi,I thought you were cute and I wanted to meet you
Her: oh hi, Im (I don't remember her name)
Me:so what brings you out tonight?
her: oh with friends actually my boyfriend is over there.
Me: oh shit say no more, i am outta here
*Whoooopsss*
her boyfriend was not with her, he was at another table with some other people. he left her alone ( she was still with her girlfriend) for like 10 minutes.
this guy was huge,he looked like he just got out the pen (jailhouse tattoos) haha he looked at me dead in the eye like whats up,haha I didn't want any problems and apologized and left.
Man awful night, I need to troubleshoot my approach. I was also alone, my buddy couldn't come. I had great luck the last time I was at this bar, but not tonight haha
Me:*tap her arm *Hey how you doing?
her: hi, I am doing good.
Me: So I thought you were cute and I had to come meet you. Im oscar
Her: okay,im vanessa
Me: so what brings you out here tonight?
her:me and my friend are just hanging out
Me: you look familiar were are you from?
*She mentioned someplace I dont know and I made a weird face because I had no clue where it was*
Her:you dont know where I am talking about?
Me:yeah okay I bet it is an awesome place
Her and her friend: LMAO (they laughed with joy, i thought i was in)
Me: so my friend flaked on me, can I join you?
her: *moves to talk to friend* no sorry, we are having girl talk
Me
k Second approach A latina milf with huge knockers, she was sitting by herself and I made my move.
Me: hey are you here alone?
her: no, my friends are over there, you see the girl with the blue shirt (hmm, i wonder if she was bulshitting me, she was alone for a while)
me: okay, i thought you were cute and I had to come meet you
her: oh okay,I am beatrice.
Me: I am Oscar
her:i am going to my friends right now
Me
h okay well see you later.Third approach
A young chick with huge boobies, I had a close call on this one. I got to be more careful. I have been trying to pay more attention to see if a girl is with her boyfriend or not,and this was one got me off guard.
Me: hi,I thought you were cute and I wanted to meet you
Her: oh hi, Im (I don't remember her name)
Me:so what brings you out tonight?
her: oh with friends actually my boyfriend is over there.
Me: oh shit say no more, i am outta here
*Whoooopsss*
her boyfriend was not with her, he was at another table with some other people. he left her alone ( she was still with her girlfriend) for like 10 minutes.
this guy was huge,he looked like he just got out the pen (jailhouse tattoos) haha he looked at me dead in the eye like whats up,haha I didn't want any problems and apologized and left.
Man awful night, I need to troubleshoot my approach. I was also alone, my buddy couldn't come. I had great luck the last time I was at this bar, but not tonight haha
