Beginner’s Routine Stack. (minimum required)

[Water]

Something to help newbies and some intermediates. This is how I learned structured game.



The bare minimum sufficient routine stack that a beginner can act on.

Start out going out with 2 openers each time and practice openers until you’ve gotten every possible response to them and have the openers memorized perfectly before testing more openers.

After openers, choose 2 routines to test out each time you go out until it’s memorize and you have honed your delivery to ideal.

By the end, at bare minimum, you should have:

5 openers.

5 attraction routines.

2 stories.
these can be time fillers or demonstrate attractive or interesting aspects of you. Avoid sounding like you’re bragging. It’s harder to naturally transition into a story than it is to memorize and recite a story.

3 funny routines.
Gimmicks that get a laugh each time. Or are just amusing and raise the mood.













My personal examples: (just titles)

OPENERS (5)

1. Don’t look.
2. Cotton Candy.
3. Disney Music.
4. Oprah Winfrey.
5. Yoga.
6. "Didn't we have sex last weekend?"
7. Child Support.
8. Roofie Drinks.
9. "Stop Staring At My Ass!"
10. DIRECT. (I just have a direct here, I know ____ doesn't advocate it and it isn't my main opener, but it is almost ridiculously easy for me to open direct, so I can do that first and then get over AA from going direct, aka warm-up sets)

ATTRACT (5)

1. Smart Tests.
2. Smart / Hot / Rich.
3. 8 Girlfriends.
4. Friend Zone.
5. Reckon / Yonder.
6. Blender Routine.
7. Whatever Song.

Stories (2)

1. 3rd time sky diving. Fucked up on the plane exit.
2. Black club guy beat up at trance concert.
3. Haunted grandma's apartment. (Supernatural)
4. Crackhead. "Dude, are you smoking crack?" (Funny)
5. Crackhead drank out my backyard hose. (Funny)
6. Wrong car door story. (Funny)
7. Hiding in closet thunderstorm. (Rapport)
8. Middle school friend passed away. (Rapport)
9. Time square ball drop.
10. Friend's dad passed away. (Rapport)

COMEDY (3)

1. Talk Gay.
2. Withhold Information / Obvious BS.
3. Mocking Indignance.
4. "I could beat you blindfolded with both hands tied behind my back... Which doesn't sound like such a bad idea, but not tonight."
5. Chinese Movies Scripts Joke.
6. "And that's how I learned to never back down..."
7. Being black.
8. Ridiculous minority nicknames.

 

[Tryst]

Would you care to share any of your attract/opening routines? Just a barebones bullet points of one or two would be nice
- Tryst

 

[Water]

Would you care to share any of your attract/opening routines? Just a barebones bullet points of one or two would be nice
- Tryst

that’s an old routine stack so I don’t remember a lot of the tactics.

Openers:

“Would you date a guy who listens to disney music?” (plus a follow up story i would need to find)

“Would you date oprah winfrey?” (forgot the follow up but it involves talking about having a sugar mama and asking the girl if they would date an older guy or someone just for money.

I learned the attraction routines as attraction routines but I can’t say with full confidence (now that I am more experienced) that those “attraction routines” actually would generate attraction.

8 girlfriends is somehow introducing that you have 8 girlfriends, one for every day of the week and 2 for sunday. Then you joke and say you think she’s a really neat girl and ”I usually never do this but how would you like to be my 9th girlfriend?” then it becomes a back and forth role play where they keep trying to get bumped up rank like “no, I’ll only take number one or nothing” but you never concede place 1.

The loser song is childish and I don’t know why it was categorized as an attraction routines But it goes singing a song to her “loser whatever, fly away, fly away to loser like, population… you” and have one hand over your forehead making a capital L.