Beginner’s Routine Stack. (minimum required)

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Something to help newbies and some intermediates. This is how I learned structured game.



The bare minimum sufficient routine stack that a beginner can act on.

Start out going out with 2 openers each time and practice openers until you’ve gotten every possible response to them and have the openers memorized perfectly before testing more openers.

After openers, choose 2 routines to test out each time you go out until it’s memorize and you have honed your delivery to ideal.

By the end, at bare minimum, you should have:

5 openers.

5 attraction routines.

2 stories.
these can be time fillers or demonstrate attractive or interesting aspects of you. Avoid sounding like you’re bragging. It’s harder to naturally transition into a story than it is to memorize and recite a story.

3 funny routines.
Gimmicks that get a laugh each time. Or are just amusing and raise the mood.













My personal examples: (just titles)

OPENERS (5)

1. Don’t look.
2. Cotton Candy.
3. Disney Music.
4. Oprah Winfrey.
5. Yoga.
6. "Didn't we have sex last weekend?"
7. Child Support.
8. Roofie Drinks.
9. "Stop Staring At My Ass!"
10. DIRECT. (I just have a direct here, I know ____ doesn't advocate it and it isn't my main opener, but it is almost ridiculously easy for me to open direct, so I can do that first and then get over AA from going direct, aka warm-up sets)

ATTRACT (5)

1. Smart Tests.
2. Smart / Hot / Rich.
3. 8 Girlfriends.
4. Friend Zone.
5. Reckon / Yonder.
6. Blender Routine.
7. Whatever Song.

Stories (2)

1. 3rd time sky diving. Fucked up on the plane exit.
2. Black club guy beat up at trance concert.
3. Haunted grandma's apartment. (Supernatural)
4. Crackhead. "Dude, are you smoking crack?" (Funny)
5. Crackhead drank out my backyard hose. (Funny)
6. Wrong car door story. (Funny)
7. Hiding in closet thunderstorm. (Rapport)
8. Middle school friend passed away. (Rapport)
9. Time square ball drop.
10. Friend's dad passed away. (Rapport)

COMEDY (3)

1. Talk Gay.
2. Withhold Information / Obvious BS.
3. Mocking Indignance.
4. "I could beat you blindfolded with both hands tied behind my back... Which doesn't sound like such a bad idea, but not tonight."
5. Chinese Movies Scripts Joke.
6. "And that's how I learned to never back down..."
7. Being black.
8. Ridiculous minority nicknames.