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Caught lying about age

weekendwarrior

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Hi guys, I'm not bothered about my age but I've lied about it a few times, I've followed the guidance/advice of asking how old the chick thinks I am and telling them they're right or I'm about that age, or I'll evade the question or sexualise it subtly telling them I'm 69 (credit to @Skills for the 69 answer). I've never had an issue with this until last night..

I got caught lying about my age, my wing told the chick my age when she asked him then grilled me asking why I lied. I just shrugged it off saying I dunno, I found it funny and joking that I told her I first told her I was 69 (which is true) making fun of the whole thing. I didn't take it or her seriously, though I think I could have done better, I still felt she wanted me to justify why I lied but I wasn't going to explain why I did it.

What's the best way to handle a situation when a chick discovers you've lied about your age?

Warrior
 
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Skills

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the problem was not your lying it was your wing, drop your wing or have a serious talk with your wing.... Girls are unlikely to find out, unless you have it on your social media...

hb: how old are you

me: 69 j/k how old do you think i am

hb: whatever number she thinks..

me: you are right you must be psychic how did you know

hb: i am good at this stuff

me: i am actually you change the number a bit...

^ this is just flirting role playing, age should not be an issue unless your are 38 and up...
 

Skjöldr

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Tim Iron

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I rarely have to lie about my age yet. However, if it were to happen that I got caught, I would just say: well,... it's because I feel younger than my age since I do cardio and weight training everyday and my health vitals resemble that of someone who is xx years younger than I am.
 
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ART

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I'll have to steal that "69" in case I get asked. That's a good one. Probably work for a guy like me (36 here).
 

weekendwarrior

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Thanks @Skills I know lying wasn't the problem and you basically written the field report for what happened! I've talked to my wing about not being so forward with information.

Thanks @Phoenix that was just what I needed, there was a link to an article in that thread that covered everything. I seen the girl at the weekend though she didn't believe my answer, a few other things happened. Probably another post on it's own!

Warrior
 
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