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KJ Francis

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Ancient Lay: this post has been rated a "Ancient Lay post" by forum members
Around seven years ago, I was in the hospital and did a little deep diving while in the lounge. The opener escapes my memory, but we spoke about how she would raise butterflies. There was a good ratio in this venue, so a little preselection naturally occurred with another patient and a nurse. I had a few shirts at the dry cleaners, so asked her to fetch them for me since she was leaving earlier. I went by to her place to pick them up. She offered me a shower and to stay there a night on the couch. After sitting on the porch in mostly comfortable silence with some inevitable tension, she put a movie on her laptop in her bed. After a minute or so, I closed the lid and kissed her.

Keys to the lay: active listening, errand investment

 
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KJ Francis

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Please tell me you just didn't post a lay that happened 7 years ago and is my lack of English confusing my comprehension
Si, Skills. I am nearing 50 lays, but all were online except #1, 3, 13, and 40.

The first was at age 14, so otherwise I only have one lay each from day, a social environment, and night.

I got into this with a stutter and am starting a metamorphosis, so wanted to document the milestone.
 

Skills

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Si, Skills. I am nearing 50 lays, but all were online except #1, 3, 13, and 40.

The first was at age 14, so otherwise I only have one lay each from day, a social environment, and night.

I got into this with a stutter and am starting a metamorphosis, so wanted to document the milestone.
Brah! Between you posting a 7 years old lay, i don't remember girls i lay 7 days ago tbh, a poster name fuck this posting a lay report with his couple of years girlfriend, and a dude posting an online lay of a 5... Is over for the community...rip
 

KJ Francis

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Brah! Between you posting a 7 years old lay, i don't remember girls i lay 7 days ago tbh, a poster name fuck this posting a lay report with his couple of years girlfriend, and a dude posting an online lay of a 5... Is over for the community...rip
Yes ever since I pioneered plausible deniability hospital game the community has been on a decline.
No innovation...

Brb, doing Mystery method in this new city
 

KJ Francis

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I'll be starting "elevator game" then
I would definitely watch for your innovations. This week I had two elevator interactions in the apartment building, but can't imagine a girl would want to get into something with all the downside of being so close quarters, whether it's being unable to safely reject with zero consequence, or knowing a short term fling will end.

That said, I found it worked well to body rock while waiting for the elevator. She was behind me at my 8 o'clock. Instead of opening over the left shoulder like we're stuck together, I stepped forward away from her to my 2 o'clock, slightly swiveled like taking in the lobby, then opened over my right shoulder, "is that a hat box?".

Second was a girl who got on after me and did an oddly close hover almost facing me while peripherally staring. Then she opened me with something like "how's your day going". I cold read that she was working from home, then learned she was a student off to class. She took a different turn sooner than expected so I said wait and asked her to coffee. She said she's "not looking for anything romantic" but I got her number. The eye contact was intense.
 

Swati

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I would definitely watch for your innovations. This week I had two elevator interactions in the apartment building, but can't imagine a girl would want to get into something with all the downside of being so close quarters, whether it's being unable to safely reject with zero consequence, or knowing a short term fling will end.

That said, I found it worked well to body rock while waiting for the elevator. She was behind me at my 8 o'clock. Instead of opening over the left shoulder like we're stuck together, I stepped forward away from her to my 2 o'clock, slightly swiveled like taking in the lobby, then opened over my right shoulder, "is that a hat box?".

Second was a girl who got on after me and did an oddly close hover almost facing me while peripherally staring. Then she opened me with something like "how's your day going". I cold read that she was working from home, then learned she was a student off to class. She took a different turn sooner than expected so I said wait and asked her to coffee. She said she's "not looking for anything romantic" but I got her number. The eye contact was intense.
it'll depend on your frame of how you handle it, because the "close quarter" thing exist in the elevator, so have to be light energy and social in the beginning, if you manage a hook or light linger then you process.

I would be more mindful about your own apartment, just my opinion.

when the doors open, immediately "open" don't linger build up anxiety, unless you know how to do the awkward opening, which could work too, depending on your fundamentals and delivery
 

Chase

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a poster name fuck this posting a lay report with his couple of years girlfriend

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"THAT WAS WEEKS AGO MUTHAFUCKA!"

(quote is from the Rick James parody... I am not insulting @Skills)

Anyway yeah that was years back... @Fuck This hasn't even logged in in 2 years!

(it was a pretty ridiculous incident though, NGL)
 

gameboy

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You guys ain't seen nothing yet. Just wait till I finish typing up my 500 LRs with my exgirlfriend of several years!

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scnr :)
 

KJ Francis

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it'll depend on your frame of how you handle it, because the "close quarter" thing exist in the elevator, so have to be light energy and social in the beginning, if you manage a hook or light linger then you process.

I would be more mindful about your own apartment, just my opinion.

when the doors open, immediately "open" don't linger build up anxiety, unless you know how to do the awkward opening, which could work too, depending on your fundamentals and delivery
Good tips! Thanks. Yeah agreed it may be best to not proceed here. Low abundance mindset, like the workplace. Tempting but probably not worth it. The first example introduced me to someone else yesterday like "have you met Francis", but I suppose it just shows how you see neighbors too often.


"THAT WAS WEEKS AGO MUTHAFUCKA!"
Wild coincidence after a girl left last night I had a text from someone I went out with once SEVEN YEARS AGO, mere weeks before this lay report.

I did ping her like half a year ago when changing phones cause she was smoking hot. She must be in the V-day feelz going through the contact pings herself.
 
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