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Decided to finally get this LR up because this one includes some major cock-blocks which I managed to handle and maybe people can learn from this? Also, as always, any critique on my technique is welcome.
Background: I was at a small (<2000 people) local festival. I had spent most of the night drinking large amounts of cider and enjoying the music. As it came to 2am, the band finished, and I was ready to leave. As I walked from the festival tent to the gate I noticed an abundance of girls just hanging round, looking at their phones, waiting for friends or lifts etc. I decided that it would be an appropriate time for me to practice some openers.
Approaches: Full of Dutch courage I stumbled up to my first pair of girls, trying to keep my fundamentals tight while also being patently aware that I was quite drunk! This was a little and large scenario; one slim, young, attractive girl, flanked by a rather 'plump' lady. Lacking a wingman (I lost my wingman earlier in the night but, don't worry, he will show up later in this LR, rather annoyingly so...) the rather large lady ended up literally towing the attractive girl away to "stop her from getting into something she will regret", bah!
Cockblocks 1 - Doctor 0
The second target was a blonde, about 5'4" and carrying a little bit of weight, you know, not chubby but she had curves where it counted! Here is the conversation (unfortunately I am paraphrasing as, yeah, too much drink affects the memory!):
Me: "Hey, that band was amazing right?"
Her: "Totally, it's just a shame the night has to end, I am just trying to get hold of my friends so we can go to a club and carry on" (she was holding her phone when I approached)
Me: "Ha! Me too! My mate is inside somewhere still but I am sure he will be out soon. Do you guys fancy sharing a taxi and heading to the clubs together?"
Her: "Sure, why not? I can always do with saving some money!"
The conversation then carried on for a bit as we waited for our friends to show, I failed terribly at doing anything exceptional here and we just had mundane talk about the band and where we live etc. Still, she seemed quite interested in carrying on the night with me so I don't know, something must have stuck!
Introducing Cock-block Number 2: As we were talking, out of nowhere, her auntie(!) shows up. Suddenly she starts berating the poor girl saying she has been staying out too late recently and she better get home quickly etc. This situation threw me as I really didn't know what to do as her auntie just started ranting as I stood by watching. Eventually I decided this was a bit too odd for me and thought I should leave, but, I didn't want to leave empty handed.
It was at that point I pulled a bit of a 'bank or bust' move. Taking the opportunity as her auntie got distracted by a loud group of revellers I pulled the girl to one side and said:
"It seems like you want to get out of here and keep the night going but you don't want to hang around here waiting for a taxi with your auntie about. My place is just down the road, how about we make a clean break, head there, and then see where the night takes us?"
To my surprise she acquiesced and as I grabbed her hand we stole away into the night together.
Cock-blocks 1 - Doctor 1
Introducing Cock-block Number 3: My house was, unfortunately, about a 20 minute walk from the festival. As me and the girl walked together rather ardently towards my place we happened to pass the house of my wing man. Guess who was fumbling with their door key, drunk as a skunk, trying to get into their house? Yes, my previous 'wing man'. To my dismay he spotted me and the girl walking and, maddeningly, decided this was a great time to engage us.
I reluctantly exchanged pleasantries with him and he got talking to my girl. He has just bought the house and invited her inside to have the grand tour. Needless to say at this point I was pretty pissed off and remember just muttering to her as she went in "You better be quick as if we don't hurry the clubs will be shut before we can get a taxi into town".
I stood outside the front door, refusing to go in for about five minutes before I decided enough was enough. I shouted into her that I am going back to my place and if she wanted to come she better do so now. Again, somewhat surprisingly to me, she followed my lead. But, rather annoyingly, my wingman also decided to follow her!
This resulted in all three of us ending up back at my place. Anyway, long story short, I used a lot of sexual frames and quickly got her qualifying herself and talking about how horny she was (apparently she hadn't had sex in 7 months(!) which may explain why she was so willing to follow earlier in the night). My wingman on the other hand ballsed up canned line after canned line and wasn't really getting anywhere.
But he wouldn't leave!
Again, I decided it was time to take some control. I told my wingman it was getting late and I will soon be going to bed so he must leave (I was quite forceful at this point as I had had enough of his cock-blocking by now, worst wingman ever!). He finally relented and booked a taxi. At this point my rather horny girl started to talk about wanting a threesome. Not sure about you guys but two guys and one girl is not my idea of any kind of threesome I want to have so, when the taxi arrived I once again took her aside and said "You have a decision to make, I don't need any help in the bedroom so a threesome is off the cards, either you leave with him now, or you stay with me, your choice."
Then I went into the living room and started to watch TV.
She went with my 'friend' said her goodbyes to him at the door, then came into the living room and stood between me and the TV and muttered
"Ok, you have got me now, what are you going to do with me?"
To which I replied (I was on a bit of a power trip by now)
"If you can think of a way to entertain me more than this TV maybe you will find out"
At which point she stood on the spot, holding eye contact, and slowly took all her clothes off. With her stood completely naked in front of me I turned off the TV, stood up, took her by the hand and, without saying a word, led her to my bedroom and... well... this is an LR right?!
Final Score:
Cock-blocks 1 - Doctor 2
Anyway, the sex was great and I kept her as a FWB for a few weeks after before she got too attached and I had to next her. As I said before, feel free to critique, I am pretty sure I did a lot wrong here but it made me feel good the way I handled the cock-blocks.
Needless to say I won't be going out with that wingman again...
-Doctor
Background: I was at a small (<2000 people) local festival. I had spent most of the night drinking large amounts of cider and enjoying the music. As it came to 2am, the band finished, and I was ready to leave. As I walked from the festival tent to the gate I noticed an abundance of girls just hanging round, looking at their phones, waiting for friends or lifts etc. I decided that it would be an appropriate time for me to practice some openers.
Approaches: Full of Dutch courage I stumbled up to my first pair of girls, trying to keep my fundamentals tight while also being patently aware that I was quite drunk! This was a little and large scenario; one slim, young, attractive girl, flanked by a rather 'plump' lady. Lacking a wingman (I lost my wingman earlier in the night but, don't worry, he will show up later in this LR, rather annoyingly so...) the rather large lady ended up literally towing the attractive girl away to "stop her from getting into something she will regret", bah!
Cockblocks 1 - Doctor 0
The second target was a blonde, about 5'4" and carrying a little bit of weight, you know, not chubby but she had curves where it counted! Here is the conversation (unfortunately I am paraphrasing as, yeah, too much drink affects the memory!):
Me: "Hey, that band was amazing right?"
Her: "Totally, it's just a shame the night has to end, I am just trying to get hold of my friends so we can go to a club and carry on" (she was holding her phone when I approached)
Me: "Ha! Me too! My mate is inside somewhere still but I am sure he will be out soon. Do you guys fancy sharing a taxi and heading to the clubs together?"
Her: "Sure, why not? I can always do with saving some money!"
The conversation then carried on for a bit as we waited for our friends to show, I failed terribly at doing anything exceptional here and we just had mundane talk about the band and where we live etc. Still, she seemed quite interested in carrying on the night with me so I don't know, something must have stuck!
Introducing Cock-block Number 2: As we were talking, out of nowhere, her auntie(!) shows up. Suddenly she starts berating the poor girl saying she has been staying out too late recently and she better get home quickly etc. This situation threw me as I really didn't know what to do as her auntie just started ranting as I stood by watching. Eventually I decided this was a bit too odd for me and thought I should leave, but, I didn't want to leave empty handed.
It was at that point I pulled a bit of a 'bank or bust' move. Taking the opportunity as her auntie got distracted by a loud group of revellers I pulled the girl to one side and said:
"It seems like you want to get out of here and keep the night going but you don't want to hang around here waiting for a taxi with your auntie about. My place is just down the road, how about we make a clean break, head there, and then see where the night takes us?"
To my surprise she acquiesced and as I grabbed her hand we stole away into the night together.
Cock-blocks 1 - Doctor 1
Introducing Cock-block Number 3: My house was, unfortunately, about a 20 minute walk from the festival. As me and the girl walked together rather ardently towards my place we happened to pass the house of my wing man. Guess who was fumbling with their door key, drunk as a skunk, trying to get into their house? Yes, my previous 'wing man'. To my dismay he spotted me and the girl walking and, maddeningly, decided this was a great time to engage us.
I reluctantly exchanged pleasantries with him and he got talking to my girl. He has just bought the house and invited her inside to have the grand tour. Needless to say at this point I was pretty pissed off and remember just muttering to her as she went in "You better be quick as if we don't hurry the clubs will be shut before we can get a taxi into town".
I stood outside the front door, refusing to go in for about five minutes before I decided enough was enough. I shouted into her that I am going back to my place and if she wanted to come she better do so now. Again, somewhat surprisingly to me, she followed my lead. But, rather annoyingly, my wingman also decided to follow her!
This resulted in all three of us ending up back at my place. Anyway, long story short, I used a lot of sexual frames and quickly got her qualifying herself and talking about how horny she was (apparently she hadn't had sex in 7 months(!) which may explain why she was so willing to follow earlier in the night). My wingman on the other hand ballsed up canned line after canned line and wasn't really getting anywhere.
But he wouldn't leave!
Again, I decided it was time to take some control. I told my wingman it was getting late and I will soon be going to bed so he must leave (I was quite forceful at this point as I had had enough of his cock-blocking by now, worst wingman ever!). He finally relented and booked a taxi. At this point my rather horny girl started to talk about wanting a threesome. Not sure about you guys but two guys and one girl is not my idea of any kind of threesome I want to have so, when the taxi arrived I once again took her aside and said "You have a decision to make, I don't need any help in the bedroom so a threesome is off the cards, either you leave with him now, or you stay with me, your choice."
Then I went into the living room and started to watch TV.
She went with my 'friend' said her goodbyes to him at the door, then came into the living room and stood between me and the TV and muttered
"Ok, you have got me now, what are you going to do with me?"
To which I replied (I was on a bit of a power trip by now)
"If you can think of a way to entertain me more than this TV maybe you will find out"
At which point she stood on the spot, holding eye contact, and slowly took all her clothes off. With her stood completely naked in front of me I turned off the TV, stood up, took her by the hand and, without saying a word, led her to my bedroom and... well... this is an LR right?!
Final Score:
Cock-blocks 1 - Doctor 2
Anyway, the sex was great and I kept her as a FWB for a few weeks after before she got too attached and I had to next her. As I said before, feel free to critique, I am pretty sure I did a lot wrong here but it made me feel good the way I handled the cock-blocks.
Needless to say I won't be going out with that wingman again...
-Doctor
