Whoo well rough day today folks I think I sorta ran outta steam here at the end of my trip but anyway I got out there around noon but the hot chicks were nowhere in sight until Evasive Girl showed up at 1:35 darting all in and out of all the shops so I couldn't get ahold of her until I did and lo:
TK: Excuse me....are you single?
EG: No?
TK: ..... (looks quizzically)
EG: ..... (stares blankly)
TK: Are you sure?
EG: Yes?
So it looks like EG was one of those lilted girls where every statement is a question but anyway I put some pressure on her there instead of getting blown off by "No" which I decided to start doing after Black Shirt Girl yesterday said "No" in this petulant and I daresay flirtatious manner to where I'm pretty sure that was a test which in the moment all I could do was stare confusedly for a moment before crumbling. Then at 2:40 Flower Skirt walks by which I do the walk past her and slow down thing that's just so so smooth and lo:
TK: Excuse me....are you single?
FS: No. /accelerates away
Mmmyeah I'm lovin' it so then at 3:15 Piercednose Girl shows up which normally the pierced nose thing is not my thing but this one's really cute despite it and lo:
TK: Excuse me....are you single?
PG: Um, I have a boyfriend. /darts away
So at this point I was kinda feeling like I had the old "This guy comes here to do this" vibe haunting me which I mean I came there to do that so I don't see how you can get away from that vibe but anyway I was feeling self-conscious and then I saw this other PUA who was this 6'6" bald guy who looked exactly like Lex Luthor from Smallville if any Smallville fans are out there and I was thinking "Man that guy looks ridiculous" "Hey waitaminute, that guy is basically me, except four inches taller and bald" "Hmm I guess that means I must look ridiculous" so that made me even more self-conscious plus I started getting really tired which must have shown on my face as UNICEF Alms Girl said I looked like I needed a nap and I couldn't even muster the wherewithal to game UNICEF Alms Girl who was actually pretty cute so I decided to call it a vacation. Anyway I don't know when I'll be able to put together another one of these FRs for y'all as now it's back to my sleepy suburb hometown for a month and then back to college where I've concluded The Truth About College Game Is There Is No College Game and especially not for extremely hardcore math nerds who spend like 100 hours a week solving problems alone but who knows now that I actually have the capability of opening my mouth and saying things to people which was all but unthinkable when I got to Australia in July anything is possible. Anyways in the meantime thanks for reading my ramblings and double thanks to Chase for putting together this whole blog thing and helping me get my social skills out of the absolute rock-bottom gutter they were in for the first 20.5 years of my existence. I may not yet be neck-deep in pussy, but I now see that there is a viable path to that destination if I but put in the time.
TK: Excuse me....are you single?
EG: No?
TK: ..... (looks quizzically)
EG: ..... (stares blankly)
TK: Are you sure?
EG: Yes?
So it looks like EG was one of those lilted girls where every statement is a question but anyway I put some pressure on her there instead of getting blown off by "No" which I decided to start doing after Black Shirt Girl yesterday said "No" in this petulant and I daresay flirtatious manner to where I'm pretty sure that was a test which in the moment all I could do was stare confusedly for a moment before crumbling. Then at 2:40 Flower Skirt walks by which I do the walk past her and slow down thing that's just so so smooth and lo:
TK: Excuse me....are you single?
FS: No. /accelerates away
Mmmyeah I'm lovin' it so then at 3:15 Piercednose Girl shows up which normally the pierced nose thing is not my thing but this one's really cute despite it and lo:
TK: Excuse me....are you single?
PG: Um, I have a boyfriend. /darts away
So at this point I was kinda feeling like I had the old "This guy comes here to do this" vibe haunting me which I mean I came there to do that so I don't see how you can get away from that vibe but anyway I was feeling self-conscious and then I saw this other PUA who was this 6'6" bald guy who looked exactly like Lex Luthor from Smallville if any Smallville fans are out there and I was thinking "Man that guy looks ridiculous" "Hey waitaminute, that guy is basically me, except four inches taller and bald" "Hmm I guess that means I must look ridiculous" so that made me even more self-conscious plus I started getting really tired which must have shown on my face as UNICEF Alms Girl said I looked like I needed a nap and I couldn't even muster the wherewithal to game UNICEF Alms Girl who was actually pretty cute so I decided to call it a vacation. Anyway I don't know when I'll be able to put together another one of these FRs for y'all as now it's back to my sleepy suburb hometown for a month and then back to college where I've concluded The Truth About College Game Is There Is No College Game and especially not for extremely hardcore math nerds who spend like 100 hours a week solving problems alone but who knows now that I actually have the capability of opening my mouth and saying things to people which was all but unthinkable when I got to Australia in July anything is possible. Anyways in the meantime thanks for reading my ramblings and double thanks to Chase for putting together this whole blog thing and helping me get my social skills out of the absolute rock-bottom gutter they were in for the first 20.5 years of my existence. I may not yet be neck-deep in pussy, but I now see that there is a viable path to that destination if I but put in the time.