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charming

Cro-Magnon Man
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Approach
I was recently inspired to learn and master online dating. This is a whole new arena to apply seduction skills in, and the fundamentals don't change but some of the process does. I plan to do a separate write up on online game at some point but for now I'll give you a brief overview.

A) You're profile needs to have 6-8 of the best pictures you got in different activities, and you need to be smiling in all of them. (ie Playing with a dog, out with friends, with a cute girl, outdoors, on an adventure, etc.)
B) You about section needs to be witty and playful. (google pua online profile) and lastly the difference between every getting a date and not
C) You must send a witty and sexually charged opening message. (google manwhore online opener)

Framing and Rapport
Again, fundamentals don't change process does. Online game = mastering text game. All of your framing and rapport is done via words not in person vibeing or non-verbals. You really need to know how to flirt with words alone. It's a huge challenge but one I now believe is worth learning. It has taken my understating of women to whole new levels.

Here's our exchange.
6:51 - Me: *online opener*
8:53 - Her: Ugh I like mustard.
9:49 - Me: Shame.
9:51 - Me: Why so vain. Pictures everywhere. (reference to her profile)
9:54 Her: I was thinking the same thing about myself. It's like you take a couple of selfies and you've got an online profile.
10:06 - Me: Tough life.
10:07 - Me: So how does one get by on a profession of eating? (Reference to her profile)
10:08 - Her:Yea I eat only a little of everything. Couple bites and lots of vodka. :)
10:10 - Me: So you're a stripper. Not that I'm judging you or anything.
10:13 - Me: I mean because the only type of dancing I indulge is strictly clothing optional.
10:21 - Her: Haha, I'm not a stripper but I could probably make more money than I do now.
10:23 - Me: How much do you have in common with Hannah from Girls (Reference to her profile), because this could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
11:18 - Her: I don't know… She's kinda a mess. Are you an adam? (reference to tv show girls)

next day
9:03 - Me: I'm wayy more narcissistic. This POF stuff is nerdy ..i prefer txt. Shoot over your number - I promise only to stalk you on Wednesdays.
9:37 - Her: Good morning to you too.
12:08 - Me: Ok got a serious question I need you to help me resolve. Why aren't you my hot date tonight?
12:24 - Her: Lots of reasons. Starting with not knowing your name and you not asking me mine silly.
12:30 - Me: My name is cookie monster what's your name so I may write you sweet nothings which are delivered immediately.
1:06 - Her: XXX-XXX-XXXX i like cookies.

Via txt message
1:16 - Me: Actually more of a brownie person.
Her: yum I'm hungry now.
Me: I'm pretty tasty.
Her: funny
Me: What's your name mis cannibal?
Her: haha. Nancy.. what's your?
Me: Charming
Me: Wanna grab some coffee later?
Her: I have plans tonight.
Her: You move quick
Me: Rwrar (Totally BS I just made up - supposed to be the noise a lion makes)
Her: hey you added new pictures (reference to my profile)
Her: do you POF a lot? (POF is the dating website Plenty of Fish)
Me: I did. whats a pof
Her: catch up dummy
Me: seems like some cook people
Her: cool?
Her: I actually don't know. I've never really do it.
Me: You have to cook them before you eat them
Her: good recommendation. this is going to fur into a law and order episode isn't it?
Me: only if you don't rape and mucduck me (office reference)
Her: if i don't? or do?
Her: don't you work? shouldn't you be dong that? (my profile says Hobo for profession)
Me: Please no Nancy
Me: Hobos don't work.
Her: that would explain it! cool that a hobo has an iPhone.
Me They can steal ;) blow off your plans later. Let's grab coffee.
Her: i can't it's a work thing.
Two days later
Me: Hey what's your schedule on Sunday?
Her: Well hey to you! Uhm not much I guess. It's Sunday.
Me: Wanna grab some food?
Her: Brunch maybe? I have dinner with my parents
Me: How about tea or something then after dinner?
Her: Tea huh? That's a first. :) That sounds good.
Me: How's the tea shop off 1st and 2nd street at 8pm sound?
Her: sounds good. Busy weekend?
Me: Indeed. See you there!
Two days later
Me: Hey Nancy! We still on for tea at 8pm @ the tea shop off 1st and 2nd street?
Her: What's up Charming? Yea I'm still cool with that.
Me: Excellent. :)
few hours later
Me: I'm going to wear my lucky gstring.
Her: I have lucky grandma panties. (lies - they were silly colorful ones)
Me: Shame
Me: What color will my future baby mama be wearing
Her: I'll ask her if i see her but this girl is going to wear a black jacket and white shirt
Me: Thats all. Getting me excited.
Her: :) Jeans. i'm assuming this isn't a formal tea.
Me: You know what happens when you assume.
Her: You show up in a tux and I pretend I don't know you?
Me: More like you pounce on me like a wild she lion.

We met up at the tea shop, I showed up about 7 minutes late (building excitement and tension). The place is 10 minute walk from my apt. I use my irresistible eyes and a big smile to greet her. She's excited immediately at what she sees and I'm relieved she looks like her profile pictures. She initiates a huge hug and we sit at a table. I sit back comfortably and ask if I was everything she hoped and dreamed. She smiled and nodded yes. We talk about the tea shop, and the weather. I then ask if she would like something, I tell her i'm just going to get a water for the moment. We get our drinks and return to sitting. I start in with the sexual innuendoes. I ask her "Do you like bananas, do you have much experience with bananas, are you particular with your bananas." Big smile forming on my face after each question. I then ask if she likes chocolate chip cookies, she says yes. I then start asking about her family, and her job, and her dreams, and if she's looking for a husband, and she says no. I tell her i'm enjoying my singleness looking to have fun. She agrees. I tell her she seems spontaneous and adventurous and she agrees. I ask if she likes the board game sorry. she says yes. I tell her I made cookies from scratch and lived close by. I asked if she wanted to play a game and have a cookie. I then tell her "Here's the thing, you can only come over if agree not to murder me." I then inquire about any sharp objects she has on her person or in her car. **This line is gold in transitioning back to your place. Basically your calling them out on the question that's already in their heads.** She agrees and I tell her she'll have to drive because I walked. "You're free to run me over if you need to, or kick me out and run me over." Again assuaging and addressing the safety concerns. I ask about her taste in music as we walk to the car and drive to my apt.

First kiss and sexual escalation
Upon arriving at my apt, I make her take her shoes off at the door - house rules ;). I give her the grand tour of my apartment, grab sorry out of the closet, and then ask her what she would like to drink and give her the options. She wants water. I pour her some water and then walk back to the couch. I wait till she sits, then sit next to her. I "can't remember" how the game starts so I grab the directions and learn close to her face with them to ask if she help figure it out. I slowly place my hand on her cheek, turn her face and lips toward mine and kiss her gently. She likes it, but I gently pull away and resume surface level conversation about her taste in music. **I've become aware that during this moment is when you can gauge how well your seduction is going.. ie if she seems really happy with you going for the kiss and willingly reciprocates you've been as smooth as Bond himself, and on the flip side if she pulls away or fights you've made some errors and need to recalibrate.** We continue playing the game, and resume conversation for about 10 minutes, during a pause in her response to a question I once again slowly place my hand on her cheek, turn her face toward mine, and gently kiss her. This time she gets into it and initiates some tongue action. I interrupt her by pulling a away and smiling. She didn't want to stop and calls me on it. I tell her "easy tiger, you need to warm me up first." She's unhappy but I can feel the sexual tension soaring. About 10 minutes later, I learn over her for a game movement. While learning back I pull down her shirt and bra, exposing her right nipple. Just as suddenly releasing it and resuming conversation as if nothing happened. In a quick 10 second move I was able to discover the "ripest melons" I've ever had the pleasure of seeing. We're talking natural Double D perfection with huge perky nipples. I can tell she's getting excited and the sexual tension's building, so I deiced to withhold escalation till the game ending. I totally help her to win, and then I tell her we should celebrate. I pull her toward me passionately and being making out and then slowly kissing all over her face, nibbling on her ear, breathing heavily in her ear, and then kissing down her neck and chest. I then pull her boobs out of her top and start kissing and nibbling on them. I tell her "You're such a fast mover, how'd did you manage to seduce me back to my apartment. Just so you know I'm on my period, so you're not getting any." I smile really big and continue nibbling her nipples. I then start rubbing her through her jeans, and moving my hands all over her body. I then move her so she's lying on my couch and continue kissing her all over and start playfully bitting her nipples which see really likes. I then go for the clasp on her belt and LMR. She says "You can go no further than above the waist Mr." I say "You're awfully forward, and such a fast mover. I know this is probably horrible for you and really un-pleasurable. Do you want me to stop?" I look at her quizzically and she shakes her head no, so I continue bitting her nipples. I then sneakily distract her with the nipple kissing and biting while I remove the belt clasp and undo the top button of her jeans. She again goes to grab my hands but I quickly move them away and she tells me "You're horrible." I respond. "Quit trying to rape me, do I need to yell it out. Rape." She laughs and shakes her head. I continue kissing her up and down and try to slip my hand into her pants but she stops me. I rinse and repeat a few times, continually telling her to "slow down, stop trying to rape me." She eventually redoes her jeans so I tear off my shirt and say "For every piece of clothing you put back on, I'll take one off. She redoes her belt and I tear off mine. I then lay back, my legs between hers. I undo my jeans and take out my penis laying contently. She says "Hope your comfortable cause nothing else is happening." I respond "It's my apartment and my couch, I'm perfectly at ease and completely comfortable." She says "You can play with yourself and I'll watch." I respond. "I think you should help" and she shakes her head no. She has really cute feet, so I grab one and start using it to play with myself. This turns her on and she says "I've never given a foot job before, this is new and fun." and begins using both feet and toes to stimulate me. It felt really good (I don't think I'd want any girls feet on my junk but her's were hawt, and she had some great toe control). After a while I tell her that she should help some more with her mouth, but she shakes her head no. I crawl over toward her and place my penis between her breasts and start thrusting. She says. "I don't give away boob jobs this easily, and shakes her head refusing to help. I'm having fun so I continue thrusting and having fun with it. She finally concedes and helps some. She says. "You need to spit on it silly, or it won't work." I tell her she should help. She hesitates but finally agrees. Spiting on her hand and then rubbing me up. I then ask again if she wants to help with her mouth and she says. "I love cock and I give an amazing blow job, but you don't get them this easily." She then says. "How about a hand job." I've never had a "hand job" that I found pleasurable or enjoyed and have never climaxed from one, so this wasn't all that great of an offer in my mind, but she said she enjoyed it and was good at it so I conceded. She licks both her palms and then goes to town. This girl did things with her hands that I didn't know could be done. It was amazing and I came all over her boobs. I then make a few more creative maneuvers to remove her pants and fail again. She then says she loves sex and she loves cocks but that I'm not getting any tonight, she doesn't want to add anymore men to her number, it's too soon. We talk about it. I tell her the stigma of other women, ask why the number bothers her, etc. I end up on the floor with her straddling me after another failed attempt at her pants. She starts up with another hand job and I ask if she could also use her mouth. She hesitates for a minute then agrees. She again goes to town and I came in her hand. She seems to love it and asks if I'm pleased. I say "mostly" and tease her about "putting her peach on a pedestal." I told her I'm sure it's great but it's still just a peach. She refers to it as "a golden pussy." I grabbed my phone and told her not to move. I said "I want to take a picture of these perfect melons." She covered up and smiled at me. I put it down, then she said "Ok, but let me take it." She then snapped a photo with my phone of them, and handed it back. **You wish you could see this photo** She then says she should probably leave soon. (it was about 12:30am by this point) and I told her she could do whatever she needed to do. She then put her clothes back on and laid on the couch above me while I laid naked below her on the carpet. We talked about her lack of openness and her continuing to put her "peach" on a pedestal. She agreed it was silly but that's just how she does things. I pitched the what if I get in a car wreck and you never see me again spiel, no dice. She eventually pets my chest and says I'm awfully far away. I then pounce on her like a lion and eventually manage to tear her pants off and throw them around her ankles. I then straddle her and thrust at her thighs and stomach. She's mocking my attempts and amused by my efforts. I then lay my penis on her chest and she again starts up on it with her hands and mouth. I pull away from her right before I climax and wrestle and tickle her as a last attempt at the prize. She maneuvers away from me and cheers over me in her victory of defeating my attempts. We talk some more while she sits on me and she eventually says she needs to get going. She stands up and I grab her jeans and underwear and throw it behind my bedroom dresser. I tell her she's free to go. She walks around my apartment bottomless while trying to evade me to get them. I finally capitulate and grab them for her but keep her panties. I told her she'd have to see me again to reclaim them. She said she didn't mind going panty-less and put her jeans back on without them. She asked me to get up to walk her down and give her a kiss but I told her she was a big girl and could handle herself. I made her come back to give me a goodbye kiss and then told her her to have a good day tomorrow. She grabbed her things and left.

Wrap up
This marks a new millstone for me where I truly enjoyed every minute of a seduction that didn't end in intercourse. She was funny and playful and I got two free souvenirs from the attempt (a picture of "perfect melons" and some hawt panties.) Not to mention I came twice from the best blow/hand jobs I've ever had. I think I enjoyed it so much because I have such an abundance mindset and I'm getting sexed regularly so I'm not needy at all just direct about what I want and smooth about going after it.
 

Landlord

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OMFG!...Speechless, Charming. You. The. Man. All that—on a first date.
Another dating myth trumped, stomped, chewed up, spit out and jizzed all over some Double D titties!
Well written...I'll comment more specifically later, after I calm down.
 

Tyme2k

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Suggestion, DON'T go for the nipples so soon. This releases some sexual tension, you want this to be the last thing you do. She wonders why you haven't yet it could have made a difference. This has been key for me to bust LMR. Plus keep going on the hand down the pants, I think my last LMR I rinsed and repeated over 100 times!

Great job though I love your self amusement! You will for sure close this one, make it good for her too my man!
 

thedude

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O I hope I can get to this point one day.

Inspiration right there
 

Landlord

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Charming,

Some questions and notes:

1. Your aggressive online opener—are you calculating that only a % of girls (who are basically DTF) will reply and it separates wheat from chaff? Or do you feel this is stimulating to a range of women with a broader spectrum of interests?

2. Well written report by the way...another wordsmith in the house!

3. SORRY..wow, that works? Have you used it before? Try any other games? how do you bring that up exactly? I've recently got a fire pit on my balcony and I'd like to seed it into conversation to bring a woman home to make "S'mores."

4. Are you going to see this girl again?
 

charming

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Landlord said:
1. Your aggressive online opener—are you calculating that only a % of girls (who are basically DTF) will reply and it separates wheat from chaff? Or do you feel this is stimulating to a range of women with a broader spectrum of interests?

Basically the same philosophy IRL no? It's a numbers game. IRL I'm more an observational opener. If you ever watched Seinfeld, I have a similar personality/wit

Landlord said:
2. Well written report by the way...another wordsmith in the house!

Thanks for the feedback. No fun learning without some peeps to share the experiences with!

Landlord said:
3. SORRY..wow, that works? Have you used it before? Try any other games? how do you bring that up exactly? I've recently got a fire pit on my balcony and I'd like to seed it into conversation to bring a woman home to make "S'mores."

Totally jacked this from another guy online. I like to bake and cook so earlier in the conversation I casually asked if she liked choclate chip cookies (I had just made some, and they were at my apt) 10 minutes later "Hey. Do you like the boardgame 'Sorry'?" She says "Yeah, of course." I then said "We'll I'm kinda a legit baker. I just made chocolate cookies and I was thinking a game of 'Sorry' and some chocolate chip cookies. I live just around the corner. You'd have to drive though because I walked over." The cookies have generally been sufficient, but I like to be prepared with many excuses for inviting them over. First time using 'Sorry' btw.

Landlord said:
4. Are you going to see this girl again?

Texted me a picture of her ass yesterday, I'm thinking it's inevitable.
I did steal her panties!! ;)
 

Chase

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Charming-

Really well done. You have a great natural sense of humor; lends itself very well to your banter here.

charming said:
Via txt message
1:16 - Me: Actually more of a brownie person.
Her: yum I'm hungry now.
Me: I'm pretty tasty.
Her: funny
Me: What's your name mis cannibal?
Her: haha. Nancy.. what's your?
Me: Charming
Me: Wanna grab some coffee later?
Her: I have plans tonight.
Her: You move quick
Me: Rwrar (Totally BS I just made up - supposed to be the noise a lion makes)
Her: hey you added new pictures (reference to my profile)
Her: do you POF a lot? (POF is the dating website Plenty of Fish)
Me: I did. whats a pof
Her: catch up dummy
Me: seems like some cook people
Her: cool?
Her: I actually don't know. I've never really do it.
Me: You have to cook them before you eat them
Her: good recommendation. this is going to fur into a law and order episode isn't it?
Me: only if you don't rape and mucduck me (office reference)
Her: if i don't? or do?
Her: don't you work? shouldn't you be dong that? (my profile says Hobo for profession)
Me: Please no Nancy
Me: Hobos don't work.
Her: that would explain it! cool that a hobo has an iPhone.
Me They can steal ;) blow off your plans later. Let's grab coffee.
Her: i can't it's a work thing.
Two days later
Me: Hey what's your schedule on Sunday?
Her: Well hey to you! Uhm not much I guess. It's Sunday.
Me: Wanna grab some food?
Her: Brunch maybe? I have dinner with my parents
Me: How about tea or something then after dinner?
Her: Tea huh? That's a first. :) That sounds good.
Me: How's the tea shop off 1st and 2nd street at 8pm sound?
Her: sounds good. Busy weekend?
Me: Indeed. See you there!
Two days later
Me: Hey Nancy! We still on for tea at 8pm @ the tea shop off 1st and 2nd street?
Her: What's up Charming? Yea I'm still cool with that.
Me: Excellent. :)
few hours later
Me: I'm going to wear my lucky gstring.
Her: I have lucky grandma panties. (lies - they were silly colorful ones)
Me: Shame
Me: What color will my future baby mama be wearing
Her: I'll ask her if i see her but this girl is going to wear a black jacket and white shirt
Me: Thats all. Getting me excited.
Her: :) Jeans. i'm assuming this isn't a formal tea.
Me: You know what happens when you assume.
Her: You show up in a tux and I pretend I don't know you?
Me: More like you pounce on me like a wild she lion.

Fun stuff here.

charming said:
I say "You're awfully forward, and such a fast mover. I know this is probably horrible for you and really un-pleasurable. Do you want me to stop?" I look at her quizzically and she shakes her head no, so I continue bitting her nipples. I then sneakily distract her with the nipple kissing and biting while I remove the belt clasp and undo the top button of her jeans. She again goes to grab my hands but I quickly move them away and she tells me "You're horrible." I respond. "Quit trying to rape me, do I need to yell it out. Rape." She laughs and shakes her head. I continue kissing her up and down and try to slip my hand into her pants but she stops me. I rinse and repeat a few times, continually telling her to "slow down, stop trying to rape me."

Where you start to lose it a bit is during the escalation. Actually talking about sex - even humorously - while escalating to sex will usually set LMR off, rather than quell it (I know that's not the standard community advice). You're generally better off either responding with something nonsensical - e.g., she says, "This is too soon for me," and you say, "I like chocolate milk" - that causes her logical brain to crash and lets her emotions take over, or you just give her sexy stares and say things like, "Oh really?" and, "Why's that?" when she resists and, "I'd be sad if you did," when she says she's going to leave. I like questions asked in a slow, sexy voice with sexy dreamy bedroom eyes and a mischievous grin, because it forces the girl to confront and break down her own logic and eventually accept that - wait a minute - yes, she DOES want you!

Looks like this (important: tone of voice is v-e-r-y slow, almost like you're stoned... you're generally curious about her viewpoints and NOT combative at all, it's more like a "far out, dude, is that how they do it on your planet?" type feel, mixed with sexiness, mixed with a hint of laughter, like it's all a big game to you and you know something she doesn't [read: that her views aren't really hers, they've just been imposed on her by other people without her consent and YOU know what she REALLY wants]):

Her: This is too fast for me.
You: [sexy voice, smile, eye contact] Is that so?
Her: Yes... just a little too fast.
You: [continuing to kiss her] Why is that?
Her: Because I just never go that fast! I have to get to know a guy first.
You: You mean you don't know me?
Her: Well, I do, but it's only our first date?
You: Oh, so you mean there's like a specific number of times people should see each other first before they do something together?
Her: Yes - well, not this fast anyway!
You: Oh. So, is this like an evolved thing? Like, did ancient cavewomen know to make the man wait until the third date?
Her: Um - no, it's...
You: Oh. So where's it come from then? [continuing to ask her in a sexy, genuinely inquisitive voice, while continuing to escalate]
Her: Well, it's just...
You: Is it something you read in a magazine? Like Cosmo?
Her: No! Well, I read it there, but everybody knows...
You: Do they? How come I don't know this?
Her: Well, you SHOULD know it!
You: You know what I know?
Her: What?
You: I know that people who get their advice from magazines are a lot less likely to do the things they really want to do than people who don't care about magazines and just do the things they want to do.

charming said:
She eventually redoes her jeans so I tear off my shirt and say "For every piece of clothing you put back on, I'll take one off. She redoes her belt and I tear off mine.

You're getting into a competition here, which is giving her power and making her more confident that she can sleep with you later and draw things out if she wants to keep you around longer term. On the other hand, this isn't hurting you too much at this point, and if you were just using it as an excuse to pull your cock out, I think you're fine.

charming said:
She's mocking my attempts and amused by my efforts.

It's tough to get things going again once you've reached this point, but it's not impossible either. She's basically saying she's in control, BUT she's comfortable enough with you and interested enough in you that she's fine being there bottomless with you with your cock out on her.

You moved to her chest next, but the ideal move here seems to be to me to get her pants totally off at this point and get them somewhere else (tell her she needs to be more comfortable and this is ridiculous, then take them off), and then tell her you want to relax for a bit so she should lay on her side... and then you lie on your side next to her, her back against your stomach and your penis right around her buttocks. From this angle, you can slowly massage your way in - once you're between her legs, you can get your hand around from the other side, get her excited enough, and begin rubbing back and forth, using your finger from the other side to guide your penis closer and closer to the entry point as you rock to and fro, until you find it and slip in.

charming said:
This marks a new millstone for me where I truly enjoyed every minute of a seduction that didn't end in intercourse. She was funny and playful and I got two free souvenirs from the attempt (a picture of "perfect melons" and some hawt panties.) Not to mention I came twice from the best blow/hand jobs I've ever had. I think I enjoyed it so much because I have such an abundance mindset and I'm getting sexed regularly so I'm not needy at all just direct about what I want and smooth about going after it.

All in all, solid report, clearly laid out, and it sounds like you're going to see her again. Props on a well-done pull, date, and escalation, Charming.

Chase
 

charming

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Chase said:
Where you start to lose it a bit is during the escalation. Actually talking about sex - even humorously - while escalating to sex will usually set LMR off, rather than quell it (I know that's not the standard community advice). You're generally better off either responding with something nonsensical - e.g., she says, "This is too soon for me," and you say, "I like chocolate milk" - that causes her logical brain to crash and lets her emotions take over, or you just give her sexy stares and say things like, "Oh really?" and, "Why's that?" when she resists and, "I'd be sad if you did," when she says she's going to leave. I like questions asked in a slow, sexy voice with sexy dreamy bedroom eyes and a mischievous grin, because it forces the girl to confront and break down her own logic and eventually accept that - wait a minute - yes, she DOES want you!

Looks like this (important: tone of voice is v-e-r-y slow, almost like you're stoned... you're generally curious about her viewpoints and NOT combative at all, it's more like a "far out, dude, is that how they do it on your planet?" type feel, mixed with sexiness, mixed with a hint of laughter, like it's all a big game to you and you know something she doesn't [read: that her views aren't really hers, they've just been imposed on her by other people without her consent and YOU know what she REALLY wants]):

Her: This is too fast for me.
You: [sexy voice, smile, eye contact] Is that so?
Her: Yes... just a little too fast.
You: [continuing to kiss her] Why is that?
Her: Because I just never go that fast! I have to get to know a guy first.
You: You mean you don't know me?
Her: Well, I do, but it's only our first date?
You: Oh, so you mean there's like a specific number of times people should see each other first before they do something together?
Her: Yes - well, not this fast anyway!
You: Oh. So, is this like an evolved thing? Like, did ancient cavewomen know to make the man wait until the third date?
Her: Um - no, it's...
You: Oh. So where's it come from then? [continuing to ask her in a sexy, genuinely inquisitive voice, while continuing to escalate]
Her: Well, it's just...
You: Is it something you read in a magazine? Like Cosmo?
Her: No! Well, I read it there, but everybody knows...
You: Do they? How come I don't know this?
Her: Well, you SHOULD know it!
You: You know what I know?
Her: What?
You: I know that people who get their advice from magazines are a lot less likely to do the things they really want to do than people who don't care about magazines and just do the things they want to do.

Thanks for the feedback Chase! I think you're dead on with the LMR read. I will definitely have to put this to use next time. :)
 
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