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Whats up boys. This happened when i met my friend "Birthday Girl" (BG) at the bar in the "FR: Unexpected Date" i just posted. That post was pretty damn long so i decided to cut this out and just do it as a separate, fun thing. I was feeling kinda bold at the time and this is the first thing i've really done anything like this
AT THE BAR
So I met up with BG, her friend, and her mom and her moms date (was not aware of the mom and her man being there) at this bar downtown before the party. I am really close with BG and her friend so this is not too weird. Gentleman, I have to tell you, the mom looks fucking great. I would rather bang BG's mommy than BG everytime. She is a latin milf with a great little figure, light colored skin and bleached blond hair. I tell her I thought that she was one of BGs friends at first and how she looks fantastic and shit like that. She is smiling a lot and is responsive to this. We sit down and I am catching up with BG and her friend just doing my normal social routine (bringing positive energy, keeping the mood up, and talking about things that they are really in to).
Its all going pretty well, I can see that BG's mom is on a date with this guy Manny. BG and her friend were saying Manny has been trying to get her out on a date for a long time. They seem really awkward together and are not talking all that much. Manny is an older guy with some good male pattern baldness goin on (hes like a Norwood 5 at least) and he is the stereotypical nice guy in every way. He has no edge or serious masculinity going on (im working on that myself too though but mine isn't this bad) he is just super nice and whimsical. He is not talking to BG's mom directly at all, he is mostly making statements to the whole group in which nobody really pays attention and it makes him look kinda weak. I feel kinda bad for him and talk to him a little bit here and there to keep his spirits up and keep him involved in the conversation. Talking with BG and her friend, they tell me that some of of BG's moms makeup is actually tattooed on her face (eyeliner and foundation) this is quite possibly the weirdest thing I have ever heard and was a little bit freaky but she looked great. This was very interesting to me.
Later on BG's mom walks over to my side of the table while Manny went to the bathroom in order to talk to the girls. I take this opportunity to have some fun with her. I comment about her accent and how she is definitely not from here. She tells me all about how she came from mexico and moved here when she was 14. She goes on to tell me how she wants to go back but stays here for money and other things. I get into the normal deep diving thing and its going very well. Its kinda loud in there and she is leaning over to me and talking right in my ear and and looking at me from like a half a foot away when I am talking to her. Im being very playful with her and shes smiling and being playful back. During this time I have my hand on her back. She asks me where im from and I ask her “where do you think im from” (even though im not really that foreign or anything) . She says I look polish and I said “good guess”. I went on and explained how im like half polish and half slovak (even though that was like 5 generations ago). When she would lean in I moved my hand up her back a little closer to the back of her neck although I tried to keep this kinda subtle and casual. Looking back on this it was a little crazy, but in the moment it just felt like I was vibeing with another girl my age who thought I was kinda cute. What was really weird was that BG and her friend where right there at the table with us. I mean she was leaning pretty much over her daughter when she was talking with me. I know BG prolly thought this was really weird on my part but I didnt really give a fuck. The conversation kinda ends after like 3-4 minutes but its on a high point. Manny comes back and things kinda go back to the way they were before.
When BG leaves for a little bit I lean over to BG's friend and tell her “don't tell BG this, but im having some naughty thoughts about her mommy”. She seems a little surprised and put off by this but laughs at the same time and finds this funny. I say this hoping that it will get back to BG's mom and that the girls will tell her as a funny compliment. That will give her something to think about later on
. The night kind of winds down and me and the two girls are getting ready to go back to their apartment (they have their own house, they don't live with the mom). Then Manny pulls a classic nice guy move and takes my bill from me and pays for all of us. I tell him that he really does not need to do this for a random like me and I can pay for my own stuff. He keeps persisting so I let him pay (if he really wants to why not?). As we are saying our good bye's BG's mom comes up to me with a big smile and says it was nice to meet me. She is standing pretty close to me and is saying. “B!, B!, you better take care of these girls tonight” (in her cute latin accent) well shes kinda grabbing my arm. I tell her not to worry and we'll be okay. She says “You know, im going to call you tomorrow to make sure it is!” I give her a little sexy smile and some good eye contact and playfully say “How are you gonna do that huh?... You don't have my number yet”. She smiles and laughs and pulls me in for a hug and kisses me on the cheek. Then me and BG's friend leave to get the car from the valet.
I know exactly what this is and I wasn't like “OH ITS ON” or anything. Shes getting a kick out of the fact that a young gun like me still sexually desires her, and im having fun with the fact that my friends mom is sexy and is actually touching me and giving me a flirty positive vibe. We are both just playing with each other and having a good time. Hopefully by the time I get a ton of experience under my belt and in I can actually make something out of a situation like this when the social risks are not as high. Right now though it just gave me a good bit of confidence and put me in a positive mood.
Any of you guys have experience with closing a cougar?
if so how is the process different?
AT THE BAR
So I met up with BG, her friend, and her mom and her moms date (was not aware of the mom and her man being there) at this bar downtown before the party. I am really close with BG and her friend so this is not too weird. Gentleman, I have to tell you, the mom looks fucking great. I would rather bang BG's mommy than BG everytime. She is a latin milf with a great little figure, light colored skin and bleached blond hair. I tell her I thought that she was one of BGs friends at first and how she looks fantastic and shit like that. She is smiling a lot and is responsive to this. We sit down and I am catching up with BG and her friend just doing my normal social routine (bringing positive energy, keeping the mood up, and talking about things that they are really in to).
Its all going pretty well, I can see that BG's mom is on a date with this guy Manny. BG and her friend were saying Manny has been trying to get her out on a date for a long time. They seem really awkward together and are not talking all that much. Manny is an older guy with some good male pattern baldness goin on (hes like a Norwood 5 at least) and he is the stereotypical nice guy in every way. He has no edge or serious masculinity going on (im working on that myself too though but mine isn't this bad) he is just super nice and whimsical. He is not talking to BG's mom directly at all, he is mostly making statements to the whole group in which nobody really pays attention and it makes him look kinda weak. I feel kinda bad for him and talk to him a little bit here and there to keep his spirits up and keep him involved in the conversation. Talking with BG and her friend, they tell me that some of of BG's moms makeup is actually tattooed on her face (eyeliner and foundation) this is quite possibly the weirdest thing I have ever heard and was a little bit freaky but she looked great. This was very interesting to me.
Later on BG's mom walks over to my side of the table while Manny went to the bathroom in order to talk to the girls. I take this opportunity to have some fun with her. I comment about her accent and how she is definitely not from here. She tells me all about how she came from mexico and moved here when she was 14. She goes on to tell me how she wants to go back but stays here for money and other things. I get into the normal deep diving thing and its going very well. Its kinda loud in there and she is leaning over to me and talking right in my ear and and looking at me from like a half a foot away when I am talking to her. Im being very playful with her and shes smiling and being playful back. During this time I have my hand on her back. She asks me where im from and I ask her “where do you think im from” (even though im not really that foreign or anything) . She says I look polish and I said “good guess”. I went on and explained how im like half polish and half slovak (even though that was like 5 generations ago). When she would lean in I moved my hand up her back a little closer to the back of her neck although I tried to keep this kinda subtle and casual. Looking back on this it was a little crazy, but in the moment it just felt like I was vibeing with another girl my age who thought I was kinda cute. What was really weird was that BG and her friend where right there at the table with us. I mean she was leaning pretty much over her daughter when she was talking with me. I know BG prolly thought this was really weird on my part but I didnt really give a fuck. The conversation kinda ends after like 3-4 minutes but its on a high point. Manny comes back and things kinda go back to the way they were before.
When BG leaves for a little bit I lean over to BG's friend and tell her “don't tell BG this, but im having some naughty thoughts about her mommy”. She seems a little surprised and put off by this but laughs at the same time and finds this funny. I say this hoping that it will get back to BG's mom and that the girls will tell her as a funny compliment. That will give her something to think about later on
. The night kind of winds down and me and the two girls are getting ready to go back to their apartment (they have their own house, they don't live with the mom). Then Manny pulls a classic nice guy move and takes my bill from me and pays for all of us. I tell him that he really does not need to do this for a random like me and I can pay for my own stuff. He keeps persisting so I let him pay (if he really wants to why not?). As we are saying our good bye's BG's mom comes up to me with a big smile and says it was nice to meet me. She is standing pretty close to me and is saying. “B!, B!, you better take care of these girls tonight” (in her cute latin accent) well shes kinda grabbing my arm. I tell her not to worry and we'll be okay. She says “You know, im going to call you tomorrow to make sure it is!” I give her a little sexy smile and some good eye contact and playfully say “How are you gonna do that huh?... You don't have my number yet”. She smiles and laughs and pulls me in for a hug and kisses me on the cheek. Then me and BG's friend leave to get the car from the valet.I know exactly what this is and I wasn't like “OH ITS ON” or anything. Shes getting a kick out of the fact that a young gun like me still sexually desires her, and im having fun with the fact that my friends mom is sexy and is actually touching me and giving me a flirty positive vibe. We are both just playing with each other and having a good time. Hopefully by the time I get a ton of experience under my belt and in I can actually make something out of a situation like this when the social risks are not as high. Right now though it just gave me a good bit of confidence and put me in a positive mood.
Any of you guys have experience with closing a cougar?
if so how is the process different?
