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Background
Friday night after a long work shift. I was one of the last people to get off the clock and began the night slightly frustrated at around midnight. Something in me just wanted to go out and pull. Now I only have 2 hrs to do it, and I'm way behind everyone. The good thing about my job is I can carry the social momentum from serving tables and talking with my coworkers right out with me.
I go upstairs to a fancy cocktail bar and the bartender attacks me with shots, as he does to my other coworkers. Within 40 minutes I've downed a fair share, am laughing with my coworkers, and talking up some teacher next to me. I recently started an under the radar fling --> FWB thing with my coworker, and considering we flirt nonstop at work and the fact she just grabbed my dick, I'm pretty sure she wants to fuck. Sorry hun, not tonight... hope she doesn't get too flustered about that.
The teacher isn't hot enough for me, so I text Stan Wilder and see what he's doing. He tells me to come to the gay bar, his venue of choice for night game. I get over there and engage with him and Day One. We totally bro out and attract some negative attention, because the gays sometimes don't approve of heterosexuals at their bar. Hypocritical that they demand equality and acceptance, yet so many are heterophobic. Stan and I have an overwhelming amount of support from most of the gays and the staff at this place though, so we don't worry about it to much.
Straight Guys, Gay Bar
Stan reopens some girls from a set last week that didn't take off. The alpha (who I believe is bi) of the group shoots us down and stops engaging with us quickly. To her it's obvious we are a couple of cads, and total degenerates on top of that XD. I mention to Day One how we need to watch it or we'll quickly gain a total reputation of the straight guys who pick up girls at the gay bar. We're Narwhals among dolphins here.
There's some other fella that Stan rolls with to pick up chicks at the bar, and he's sitting there surrounded by girls. That's the beauty of being a straight guy at the gay bar. You are the most desired person there. If you can fend off the attempts from gay guys to fuck you (and cover your drink so they don't spike it! - there's a fetish in their culture for "converting" straight guys), and make it clear that you're straight you are at a HUGE advantage. It frames you has high value because preselection, open minded because politics, and quickly narrows girls options because you're a complete minority at the bar.
We make friendly greetings to everyone and I try to jump ship with this guys set, but I'm totally unaware who is his, who is straight, etc. If you want to be successful, your gay-dar has to be on point since there's plenty of lesbians there, too. And lesbians HATE when straight guys hit on their girls. I can't discern super well and don't want to steal his girls, so I literally just turn around and see a super cute blonde in heels behind me. Overall HB7. She's having some heart-to-heart or something with her friend, so I move myself closer to them and "accidentally" bump into them. It was crowded enough to pull this off smoothly. I did not open them, but I wanted to appear on their radar and begin fragrances of the mere exposure effect.
After my preopen, I slowly move back to join the group. Stan is already starting to get all "who are you trying to fuck" with me, as he can be a little pressure inducing when it comes to going home with someone, so after a minute or two more I look back to the cute blonde and see she's now alone.
I jump on it immediately.
Sup, Baby
Coming from the right, I stand next to her facing the same way she is standing at the hightop table. I touch her elbow and ask a common opener from me, "was that just a serious conversation you were having?". I've found that this tends to break girls out of whatever state they were just in at the club. Because sometimes it was serious, and here I come along to bring her back to the land of fun times. Or, sometimes her mind was somewhere else, but I ask an unexpected question so it brings her attention on to me, and thereafter the land of fun times.
She already shows some mild IOI's and we start to chit chat. Eventually I ask who she's here with and she came with two friends. She returns the question and I say "the super straight looking guys just over there" *points*. She looks at them and turns back to me, "are you straight??".
Why, yes I am darling.
"That I am " I say back. "And, you too?" I ask, already knowing the answer.
"Yes, I'm straight." She says with a slight pause, as if something has just shifted in her mind.
Most likely images of choking on my cock flooding her brain, me busting in her mouth and her thanking me for giving her all that cum. The usual.
"Well, don't we have so much in common?" I say in a deeper, heavier tone than before as I put my hand overtop her wrist, just ever so slightly pulling her into me.
That moment right there took her from about 0 --> 50 in about 3 seconds. As Cody pointed out in a recent post, it was already sex.
It's On
Next I deep dive her about her profession, and she's currently getting her advanced degree in school. I know that she's qualifying herself, since instead of saying how she's a first year graduate student, she says she'll be a doctor in three years. Lol. I catch onto this right away and chase frame + tease the fuck out of her. I had just pulled with the sexuality I added to the interaction moments ago, so it was time to push. One of my strong suits has always been teasing, so this was fun for me.
Then she starts to giggle about it and qualify herself more so I see the window to pull again, and ask her what she really enjoys about it, if something happened to her in her life to make her love that exact specialization (Vet School - so, let's call her The Pussy Doctor / Dr. Puss) or if the stars just aligned to have her where she is today. I think the latter of this sentence does induce a bit of seeding that the moment we're in is fate and destiny and it may romanticize meeting this sexy straight guy at a gay bar, of all places. After she tells me why she loves it the way she does, I actually qualify her on how I respect the hell out of the job and it's not something I could ever put so much effort towards.
Back to pushing. I pull her into me physically and say, "so that makes you some big nerd then, huh?" with a cocky smile on my face, obviously joking. She bashfully pushes me away, and then pulls me back into her. I get a mild erection so I know it's fucking on. She starts to look at me different, not full doe eyes but moving in that direction.
Dealing With Friends
In perfect timing, her friends then show up (likely having noticed she's flirting with some guy). I go super warm and introduce myself. One friend is immediately appeased and accepts my warmth. The other is moving through the bar and being pulled away. We exchange names as she drifts off but her eyes said she was still checking me out and analyzing me while I was still in her vision. I barely had to get to know the friends, because I turned the ultra-friendly switches on in my head. Once the friends leave, I switch right back to what I was doing, looking at The Pussy Doctor out of the corner of my eye with a smile.
Right after that, I pull her body into me more-so and she returns it. I could have went for a makeout right here, but I wanted to pace it better and not give her that satisfaction. Since she's basically wrapped around my finger, I suggest we move to another part of the bar, and she readily complies. About 10 steps in the friend from earlier runs over. Being a good friend she looks at Dr. Puss hard in the eye and lets her know if she needs anything or if she's not okay to just text her. I just go back to being super warm, smile, and say nothing. I had nothing to worry about, after all.
Pulling Home
We continue walking with me guiding her hand and find a warmer part of the bar, and sit down in chairs, facing eachother. Almost immediately our legs lock and she's getting very comfortable with me. I don't remember so much what we talked about, but I'm pretty sure that's because it was all playful nonsense of me teasing her yet touching her in effortless flirtation. At one point I decide she's ready to be taken home.
Me: "What's your favorite kind of alcohol?"
Her: "Hmm, I don't know. It's hard for me to say..." (potentially her just wanting to mold an answer for me but not coming up with an idea)
Me: "You don't know? See.... total nerd.... *leans in as if about to kiss her, then pulls back* (by the word "see" she already thought the kiss was happening, so this just teases the hell out of her and makes her want it super bad)
Me: "Well my favorite is tequila.. have you ever had Don Julio?"
Her: "No! I haven't!"
Me: "I have a little bottle of it at home (at the time I was 100% aware that it was empty lol), since you're such a nerd, maybe I should show you what the good stuff actually tastes like..."
Her: "...okay "
Me: "I'm gonna call an uber, we should go after I finish this *raises whiteclaw*.
Her: "okay "
After this I go back to teasing her about whether she's an uber fan or a lyft fan. It has way less to do with if I give a fuck or not and more to do with make a fun, playful conversation. I use both - they're both good apps lol. But the potential for disagreement makes a space for teasing and therefore more push and pull.
By the end of this she's trying to kiss me, and before we know it I whisk her away to the pick up spot. From there my hands are in her pants as I'm feeling up her ass (feels nicer on the inside than it looked physically, which was exciting to me) and we start making out. I don't give her too much but this far along in the seduction and at this pacing it felt totally natural.
Closing
At my house I have her come in and sit on the couch. Then, take off her shoes. The moment she takes them off I stand up behind her like "see, you're not even that tall - I knew it..." in my normal playful manner, then pull her body into mine with her ass on my dick. I feel her body and kiss her neck, then spin her around look at her in the eye with my hands on her ass, and plunge into a passionate kiss. Putty in my hands.
"Would you like a tour of the rest of the house?"
Fast forward to her sucking my dick (really good head, slow, persistent, and with great dedication), me bending her in all sorts of ways during doggy, and eventually her spooning mouthfuls of cum down her throat. I don't plan on taking her as a FB though - overall we don't have chemistry. This was just going through the motions and taking advantage of my social momentum.
*makes narwhal noise and disappears into the night*
Hue
Friday night after a long work shift. I was one of the last people to get off the clock and began the night slightly frustrated at around midnight. Something in me just wanted to go out and pull. Now I only have 2 hrs to do it, and I'm way behind everyone. The good thing about my job is I can carry the social momentum from serving tables and talking with my coworkers right out with me.
I go upstairs to a fancy cocktail bar and the bartender attacks me with shots, as he does to my other coworkers. Within 40 minutes I've downed a fair share, am laughing with my coworkers, and talking up some teacher next to me. I recently started an under the radar fling --> FWB thing with my coworker, and considering we flirt nonstop at work and the fact she just grabbed my dick, I'm pretty sure she wants to fuck. Sorry hun, not tonight... hope she doesn't get too flustered about that.
The teacher isn't hot enough for me, so I text Stan Wilder and see what he's doing. He tells me to come to the gay bar, his venue of choice for night game. I get over there and engage with him and Day One. We totally bro out and attract some negative attention, because the gays sometimes don't approve of heterosexuals at their bar. Hypocritical that they demand equality and acceptance, yet so many are heterophobic. Stan and I have an overwhelming amount of support from most of the gays and the staff at this place though, so we don't worry about it to much.
Straight Guys, Gay Bar
Stan reopens some girls from a set last week that didn't take off. The alpha (who I believe is bi) of the group shoots us down and stops engaging with us quickly. To her it's obvious we are a couple of cads, and total degenerates on top of that XD. I mention to Day One how we need to watch it or we'll quickly gain a total reputation of the straight guys who pick up girls at the gay bar. We're Narwhals among dolphins here.
There's some other fella that Stan rolls with to pick up chicks at the bar, and he's sitting there surrounded by girls. That's the beauty of being a straight guy at the gay bar. You are the most desired person there. If you can fend off the attempts from gay guys to fuck you (and cover your drink so they don't spike it! - there's a fetish in their culture for "converting" straight guys), and make it clear that you're straight you are at a HUGE advantage. It frames you has high value because preselection, open minded because politics, and quickly narrows girls options because you're a complete minority at the bar.
We make friendly greetings to everyone and I try to jump ship with this guys set, but I'm totally unaware who is his, who is straight, etc. If you want to be successful, your gay-dar has to be on point since there's plenty of lesbians there, too. And lesbians HATE when straight guys hit on their girls. I can't discern super well and don't want to steal his girls, so I literally just turn around and see a super cute blonde in heels behind me. Overall HB7. She's having some heart-to-heart or something with her friend, so I move myself closer to them and "accidentally" bump into them. It was crowded enough to pull this off smoothly. I did not open them, but I wanted to appear on their radar and begin fragrances of the mere exposure effect.
After my preopen, I slowly move back to join the group. Stan is already starting to get all "who are you trying to fuck" with me, as he can be a little pressure inducing when it comes to going home with someone, so after a minute or two more I look back to the cute blonde and see she's now alone.
I jump on it immediately.
Sup, Baby
Coming from the right, I stand next to her facing the same way she is standing at the hightop table. I touch her elbow and ask a common opener from me, "was that just a serious conversation you were having?". I've found that this tends to break girls out of whatever state they were just in at the club. Because sometimes it was serious, and here I come along to bring her back to the land of fun times. Or, sometimes her mind was somewhere else, but I ask an unexpected question so it brings her attention on to me, and thereafter the land of fun times.
She already shows some mild IOI's and we start to chit chat. Eventually I ask who she's here with and she came with two friends. She returns the question and I say "the super straight looking guys just over there" *points*. She looks at them and turns back to me, "are you straight??".
Why, yes I am darling.
"That I am
" I say back. "And, you too?" I ask, already knowing the answer."Yes, I'm straight." She says with a slight pause, as if something has just shifted in her mind.
Most likely images of choking on my cock flooding her brain, me busting in her mouth and her thanking me for giving her all that cum. The usual.
"Well, don't we have so much in common?" I say in a deeper, heavier tone than before as I put my hand overtop her wrist, just ever so slightly pulling her into me.
That moment right there took her from about 0 --> 50 in about 3 seconds. As Cody pointed out in a recent post, it was already sex.
It's On
Next I deep dive her about her profession, and she's currently getting her advanced degree in school. I know that she's qualifying herself, since instead of saying how she's a first year graduate student, she says she'll be a doctor in three years. Lol. I catch onto this right away and chase frame + tease the fuck out of her. I had just pulled with the sexuality I added to the interaction moments ago, so it was time to push. One of my strong suits has always been teasing, so this was fun for me.
Then she starts to giggle about it and qualify herself more so I see the window to pull again, and ask her what she really enjoys about it, if something happened to her in her life to make her love that exact specialization (Vet School - so, let's call her The Pussy Doctor / Dr. Puss) or if the stars just aligned to have her where she is today. I think the latter of this sentence does induce a bit of seeding that the moment we're in is fate and destiny and it may romanticize meeting this sexy straight guy at a gay bar, of all places. After she tells me why she loves it the way she does, I actually qualify her on how I respect the hell out of the job and it's not something I could ever put so much effort towards.
Back to pushing. I pull her into me physically and say, "so that makes you some big nerd then, huh?" with a cocky smile on my face, obviously joking. She bashfully pushes me away, and then pulls me back into her. I get a mild erection so I know it's fucking on. She starts to look at me different, not full doe eyes but moving in that direction.
Dealing With Friends
In perfect timing, her friends then show up (likely having noticed she's flirting with some guy). I go super warm and introduce myself. One friend is immediately appeased and accepts my warmth. The other is moving through the bar and being pulled away. We exchange names as she drifts off but her eyes said she was still checking me out and analyzing me while I was still in her vision. I barely had to get to know the friends, because I turned the ultra-friendly switches on in my head. Once the friends leave, I switch right back to what I was doing, looking at The Pussy Doctor out of the corner of my eye with a smile.
Right after that, I pull her body into me more-so and she returns it. I could have went for a makeout right here, but I wanted to pace it better and not give her that satisfaction. Since she's basically wrapped around my finger, I suggest we move to another part of the bar, and she readily complies. About 10 steps in the friend from earlier runs over. Being a good friend she looks at Dr. Puss hard in the eye and lets her know if she needs anything or if she's not okay to just text her. I just go back to being super warm, smile, and say nothing. I had nothing to worry about, after all.
Pulling Home
We continue walking with me guiding her hand and find a warmer part of the bar, and sit down in chairs, facing eachother. Almost immediately our legs lock and she's getting very comfortable with me. I don't remember so much what we talked about, but I'm pretty sure that's because it was all playful nonsense of me teasing her yet touching her in effortless flirtation. At one point I decide she's ready to be taken home.
Me: "What's your favorite kind of alcohol?"
Her: "Hmm, I don't know. It's hard for me to say..." (potentially her just wanting to mold an answer for me but not coming up with an idea)
Me: "You don't know? See.... total nerd.... *leans in as if about to kiss her, then pulls back* (by the word "see" she already thought the kiss was happening, so this just teases the hell out of her and makes her want it super bad)
Me: "Well my favorite is tequila.. have you ever had Don Julio?"
Her: "No! I haven't!"
Me: "I have a little bottle of it at home (at the time I was 100% aware that it was empty lol), since you're such a nerd, maybe I should show you what the good stuff actually tastes like..."
Her: "...okay
"Me: "I'm gonna call an uber, we should go after I finish this *raises whiteclaw*.
Her: "okay
"After this I go back to teasing her about whether she's an uber fan or a lyft fan. It has way less to do with if I give a fuck or not and more to do with make a fun, playful conversation. I use both - they're both good apps lol. But the potential for disagreement makes a space for teasing and therefore more push and pull.
By the end of this she's trying to kiss me, and before we know it I whisk her away to the pick up spot. From there my hands are in her pants as I'm feeling up her ass (feels nicer on the inside than it looked physically, which was exciting to me) and we start making out. I don't give her too much but this far along in the seduction and at this pacing it felt totally natural.
Closing
At my house I have her come in and sit on the couch. Then, take off her shoes. The moment she takes them off I stand up behind her like "see, you're not even that tall - I knew it..." in my normal playful manner, then pull her body into mine with her ass on my dick. I feel her body and kiss her neck, then spin her around look at her in the eye with my hands on her ass, and plunge into a passionate kiss. Putty in my hands.
"Would you like a tour of the rest of the house?"
Fast forward to her sucking my dick (really good head, slow, persistent, and with great dedication), me bending her in all sorts of ways during doggy, and eventually her spooning mouthfuls of cum down her throat. I don't plan on taking her as a FB though - overall we don't have chemistry. This was just going through the motions and taking advantage of my social momentum.
*makes narwhal noise and disappears into the night*
Hue
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