Girls often seem like this to me ;)

[Marty]

For "football", read "prospect of intimacy". Charles M. Schulz was a real smart cookie

 

[Longshanks]

My first crush was a real piece of work. She would bait me in with receptiveness and then make me the butt of jokes with her friends. Again and again and again. I got so messed up, I passed up a really sweet girl who like me alot, because I just couldn't trust females for a very long time afterwards. I was just waiting for her to yank that football away, and I couldn't be convinced that she was genuinely attracted to me. I suppose you could say I have trust issues.

 

[trashKENNUT]

Marty,

i understand.

Zac