GeneralFap said:
Yes, I was just giving examples for these types of insults. I just want to know what would be some good comebacks to give people that throw direct insults at you. If you've been tall, muscular, and good-looking your whole life of course these types of insults are foreign to you because most people have never dared to challenge you.
First off, that is not true. Everyone nowadays has to deal with insults.
Second off, you shouldn't focus on comebacks. If you don't know how to properly execute them, it looks like you put too much effort into them. And believe me, high effort isn't attractive to girls.
Thirdly, witty comebacks take years of practice to master. You need to be highly observational in order to successfully piss someone off with a well crafted insult.
For example, I was playing Halo: Reach the other day, and someone who had a similar username to me (our names were based off of the fictional character named Noble Six) had beaten me and my team pretty badly. He was also impolite, as he had t-bagged me every time he killed me. After the match, he sent this:
noble60: im better noble
To which I replied:
(me): And a better T-bagger, too.
Now granted, it wasn't necessarily an insult as much as it was a witty comeback, but that is what you want to go for. Trading insult for insult comes off as immature and high effort. Witty comebacks, on the other hand, do not.
Notice how I observed the fact that he was inappropriately t-bagging my corpse in a virtual reality. That just goes to show how weak and insecure he is, and I was able to point this out in my comeback.
Also notice how I did not deny or admit that the was better than me. You never want to argue with someone like that. For example, if someone tells you that you are ugly, don't respond with "No, you're ugly moron!" It's high effort and it doesn't look good.
Let me give you a mock scenario so you can get an idea of what you want to aim for.
Scenario:
- There's me, Nick, and there's Mark.
- We are both college students who are on campus in-between classes.
- Mark has a girlfriend named Maria.
- We don't get along very well in class.
- I pass him on the street.
Mark: Hey p*ssy, if your headed to the ladies room, you're going the wrong way.
[He's insinuating that I'm a woman just in case you didn't pick up on that.]
Wrong way to respond:
Nick: F*ck you!
[This is typical and weak.]
Right way to respond:
Nick: Oh I was already at the ladies room five minutes ago banging Maria in the stall.
[This is good, because I didn't bother arguing with him over whether or not I was a p*ssy. Instead, I moved past that and directed it to a topic that would piss him off.]
Before I finish, it's important for you to know that body language is a huge factor. If I had mumbled "Oh I was already at the ladies room five minutes ago banging Maria in the stall." under my breath and I was all hunched up looking at the ground, that looks incredibly weak and Mark would most certainly take advantage of that weakness.
But if I said "Oh I was already at the ladies room five minutes ago banging Maria in the stall." while nonchalantly walking past him (with my head still turned towards him) with a devilish smirk on my face, then that impacts him MUCH more and should get him to back off, albeit with a chip on his shoulder.
) and if they come ignore them but best is to question them and make them explain them self and it can work in loose social circles but my rule is chill and let them make fool of themselves or give a short but sharp comment and ignore them completely.