How to make a woman happy (Humor)

[gameboy]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!!

1. Make food;​

2. Sleep with him;​

3. Don't ask questions;​

4. Leave him alone.​

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

1. Be Friends​

2. Companion​

3. Lover​

4. Beautiful​

5. Charming​

6. Good in the kitchen​

7. Atlético​

8. Electrician​

9. Plumber​

10. Mechanic​

11. Carpenter​

12. Decorator​

13. Stylist​

15. Poet​

16. Psychologist​

17. Bug zapper​

18. Psychiatrist​

19. Good-natured​

20. A good listener​

21. Organizer​

22. A good father​

23. Smelly​

24. Empathetic​

25. Cult​

26. Sensitive​

27. Attentive​

28. Seductive​

29. Smart​

30. Funny​

31. Creative​

32. Hot​

33. Strong​

34. Understanding​

35. Tolerant​

36. Prudent​

37. Ambitious​

38. Capable​

39. Brave​

40. Determined​

41. True​

42. Insurance​

43. Check everything​

44. Punching bag​

45. Lonely without friends​

DON'T FORGET TO:

46. Praise often​

47. Give gifts​

48. Be honest​

49. Opening the car door​

50. Not to stress her​

51. Don't look at other women.​

52. Lift the toilet lid.​

53. Being a computer teacher.​

54. Don't snore.​

55. Do not dry your feet with a towel.​

AND ALSO:​

56. Never forget:​

* her birthday​

* dating anniversary​

* the anniversary of the first kiss​

* the anniversary of the first time they met​

*her mother's birthday​

* Valentine's Day and being faithful​

THEY HATE...

1. Who responds​

2. Who remains silent​

3. You lie to them​

4. Be sincere​

5. Worries​

6. Who doesn't care​

7. Be jealous​

8. Don't be jealous​

BONUS:

And never forget, even if you are right, you are wrong.​

(source: Facebook)​

 

[Andrew8658]

In my opinion the best way to make a woman happy is to make her laugh. Humor eases tension and creates a positive vibe. But remember to be genuine and listen to her needs.
By the way, has anyone else noticed that our forum sometimes runs slower on weekends? It's quite annoying...
Greetings, Andrew