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I’m down in Mexico at the moment. Some of the people I’ve met know I’m a dating coach, so of course they unload their dating woes on me.
One guy went on a Tinder date, and his story was this.
She had half her head shaved, and had tattoos.
She seemed disinterested and bored.
The more he tried to build rapport and connection with her, the more bored she became.
She told him she was hung over from partying the night before.
The date ended as expected… poorly.
He asked me for my take.
“Well, did you want to fuck her?”
He didn’t really know. He supposed, perhaps he did.
“Then why do you care?”
He wanted to do better.
“Ahh, you wanted a little validation.”
Yeah. And maybe to get laid.
“Shaved head? Was she wearing army boots? Leather jewellery with little stones attached? A nose ring perhaps?”
Yes… she was a hipster.
“So you showed up wearing a dress shirt, dress shoes, and tried to have an intelligent British (he’s English) conversation with your hungover, hipster, Tinder date? And you wonder why she was like… fuck this…?”
What would I have done? He asks.
“I would have first off dressed the part. And if she surprised me by looking like a dirty hippy, I’d say ‘Well thanks for dressing up. I’ll just run home and put on my hipster look so you’ll want to bang me.”
He laughed.
“Then, as soon as she started pulling her “I’m bored” shit, I’d say something to break that pattern. Like I’d ask her what she wanted to be when she was a little kid. As soon as she started to answer I’d yell “Booooorrinnng!!!
I’d knock her down inch by inch, until her attitude changed to either hysterical laughter, or she said “Fuck this guy” and walked out. Good. Next!”
Hmmmm. I think you’re right. I was too predictable, logical.
“Did you qualify her?” I asked.
No
“Did you tease her?”
No… not really
“So you were another boring, straight laced white guy she thought would be an easy Tinder lay. And here you are talking about your career in politics, and asking logical questions about what her daily life is like in San Cristobal.
He laughed. Yes.
“When shit got boring, did you grab her hand, inspect her jewellery, toss it back at her and say “Daddy issues.”
Lol! No…
“You should have.”
Hmmm
“If the girl is being a dick, it’s because YOU are boring her. So you need to catch this early on, and break her expectation. She isn’t a good Catholic chick from a middle class family looking for a boyfriend. She’s a Mexican hipster looking to get ass fucked by a bad boy Gringo. And you let her down at hello.”
Moral of the story… most of you guys are way too nice, boring, and predictable.
These all exist for exactly that type of girl. The one who pretends she’s better than you.
No girl is better than you.
Who would win in a fight? You… or Wonder Woman?
You would FUCK Wonder Woman up.
What about Batman?
Fuck Batman. He’s a pussy.
James Bond? He’s a pussy too.
YOU ARE THE SHIT. And don’t forget it.
It’s at least a start. And when you go to far, then you can compensate back with a little humility and rapport building.
It’s better to be an arrogant dick than another predictable, boring nice guy.
One guy went on a Tinder date, and his story was this.
She had half her head shaved, and had tattoos.
She seemed disinterested and bored.
The more he tried to build rapport and connection with her, the more bored she became.
She told him she was hung over from partying the night before.
The date ended as expected… poorly.
He asked me for my take.
“Well, did you want to fuck her?”
He didn’t really know. He supposed, perhaps he did.
“Then why do you care?”
He wanted to do better.
“Ahh, you wanted a little validation.”
Yeah. And maybe to get laid.
“Shaved head? Was she wearing army boots? Leather jewellery with little stones attached? A nose ring perhaps?”
Yes… she was a hipster.
“So you showed up wearing a dress shirt, dress shoes, and tried to have an intelligent British (he’s English) conversation with your hungover, hipster, Tinder date? And you wonder why she was like… fuck this…?”
What would I have done? He asks.
“I would have first off dressed the part. And if she surprised me by looking like a dirty hippy, I’d say ‘Well thanks for dressing up. I’ll just run home and put on my hipster look so you’ll want to bang me.”
He laughed.
“Then, as soon as she started pulling her “I’m bored” shit, I’d say something to break that pattern. Like I’d ask her what she wanted to be when she was a little kid. As soon as she started to answer I’d yell “Booooorrinnng!!!
I’d knock her down inch by inch, until her attitude changed to either hysterical laughter, or she said “Fuck this guy” and walked out. Good. Next!”
Hmmmm. I think you’re right. I was too predictable, logical.
“Did you qualify her?” I asked.
No
“Did you tease her?”
No… not really
“So you were another boring, straight laced white guy she thought would be an easy Tinder lay. And here you are talking about your career in politics, and asking logical questions about what her daily life is like in San Cristobal.
He laughed. Yes.
“When shit got boring, did you grab her hand, inspect her jewellery, toss it back at her and say “Daddy issues.”
Lol! No…
“You should have.”
Hmmm
“If the girl is being a dick, it’s because YOU are boring her. So you need to catch this early on, and break her expectation. She isn’t a good Catholic chick from a middle class family looking for a boyfriend. She’s a Mexican hipster looking to get ass fucked by a bad boy Gringo. And you let her down at hello.”
Moral of the story… most of you guys are way too nice, boring, and predictable.
- Polarity
- Edgy
- Push Pull
- Cocky Funny
- Break Rapport
- Teasing
- Negging
These all exist for exactly that type of girl. The one who pretends she’s better than you.
No girl is better than you.
Who would win in a fight? You… or Wonder Woman?
You would FUCK Wonder Woman up.
What about Batman?
Fuck Batman. He’s a pussy.
James Bond? He’s a pussy too.
YOU ARE THE SHIT. And don’t forget it.
It’s at least a start. And when you go to far, then you can compensate back with a little humility and rapport building.
It’s better to be an arrogant dick than another predictable, boring nice guy.
