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Oh wow...this one was a crazy night. I don't even know how to begin...
I met this girl off Tinder. She turned out to be a midget. She was a grand total of 4'1". Going into the date, I honestly thought I wouldn't be into it. Mainly I never really found midgets to be attractive in any way. But, as soon as I saw her...well tbh, she was pretty damn cute. Obviously I would have preferred that she was normal size. But she was good looking enough that her dwarfism was not a deal breaker.
As soon as I met her, I knew this would be an easy lay. Within the first 10 minutes I found out:
- She's been drinking since 3 PM (it was 9:15 when I met her)
- She admits she has daddy issues (her dad was a heroine addict)
- She thinks I'm "cuter than my pictures"
- She's desperately hungry for validation from me (which means that all I have to do is withhold it and she'll chase HARD)
- She's dating some other dude, but she's not very into him and she's thinking of breaking it off with him.
So basically, we sit there shooting the shit for like an hour. Really, she talked just about 95% of the time. In fact, she talked so much that it was difficult for me to say anything, even the few times I did want to put a word in. Unfortunately, we were sitting across from each other, which means its very difficult for me to touch her (which is my main way of creating sexual tension). Fortunately, the topic of her tattoos came up. Turns out, it was on her back. I asked her to show it to me. So I literally walk behind her, she TAKES DOWN HER BRASTRAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR to show me a tattoo which says "inhale the future, exhale the past" (basic white girl tattoo).
From there on out, I sit next to her instead of across from her. At that point, it become very easy to touch her. I did so via
- Tickling,
- Putting my arm around her and pulling her in on high points
- Hand massages
Also, I intentionally refrained from kissing her, even when I could have. I already knew this girl was gonna sleep with me. So I just let the tension ramp up. This created an interesting effect. Because this was one of the girls who clearly reads bad women's dating advice, and its not a fit for her personality/what her actual desires are. This resulted in a lot of contradictory statements and behaviors,. For example, she would feel up my body up and say "omg, your body is sooo hot. I just wanna feel it all night". Then two seconds later "wait wait...I'm doing this new thing where I don't sleep with guys on the first date. Its been working really well for me so far! But you're sooo hot! <---I don't respond to any of this. She just goes on and on repeating these things in cycles.
Later in the night, she was said: "You know...I'm kinda feeling you. I think I wanna hook up with you"....."wait wait, I didn't just say that. I'm sorry! I have no filter. Forget you heard that! <---she's not joking, she genuinely wanted me to pretend like she didn't just say that LOL.
So anyway...we eventually end up back at her apartment. Her roommate and his GF were We start walking up. My girl joins in and starts verbally attacking the roommate too. I sit there awkwardly, not sure what to do. Her roommate storms up. We follow (cause we're going to the same place). HE PULLS A LOADED GUN OUT AND THREATENS ME WITH IT. I get scared af and tell her we're going to my place instead. She literally says "no, no its okay! I promise nothing will happen! I tell her no way and start pulling her away.
We head back down, her roommate's GF comes with us. I offer her a place to stay for the night. She declines. So my girl and I get to my car. She tells me two things:
1. HE'S SHOT THE GUN IN THEIR APARTMENT BEFORE. And she been staying at her parents place instead of the apartment for the past few weeks cause she's afraid he's going to blow her brains out.
2. She wants him to get caught cause he needs help. But he's also her "best friend", so she can't be the one to turn him in.
We debate on weather or not we should call the cops. I think we should, but I leave it up to her as she knows him better, and I feel like it's not really my place to meddle with her bullshit. After a little bit of persuasion, she agrees. We call them. As soon as I do, she panics and tells me to hang up. While I'm talking to the cops, she's making wild gestures, trying to get me to hang up. She says she doesn't want to talk to the cops, and she doesn't want to be involved in this. So I told the police she's not with me anymore and that I don't know the dude's name, and that we don't want to talk to a cop right now. They tell me to call them back if I change my mind.
Now....what would a normal person do at this point? Leave this crazy chick @ her parents place and call it a night right?
For some reason, I decided to persevere. My intuition told me I probably shouldn't take her to my place (which is actually my parent's house). I decided to ignore it. Why? I don't know. I really don't. Probably something I need to think about, because spending any more time with this person makes no sense at all.
Anyways...we drive back to my place. The entire time, she tells me how bad she feels for that happening, how all she wanted to do was have a good time etc. I tell her it's okay. She continues on and on saying this same thing for the next 20 minutes. I literally spent the whole car ride home reassuring her that everything is okay over and over and over again. I also found out that she used to date him. Nooow it makes sense why she didn't want me to call the police on him lol. She clearly on some level, still has feelings for this guy. Despite the fact that he's a drug addled, psychopath.
We reach my house. Her roommate's GF calls. They get in another fight. Btw, the GF was trying to blame it on me. Saying that I was somehow "aggressively posturing" or something like that. But "if I don't call the cops, there'll be no problems" LOL. I never even said a word to the guy. Clearly, they're just trying to blame it on me to cover their asses. After I heard that from his gf (who he presumably has also pointed the gun at before), I decided I won't call the cops in the morning (I was going to do it before then). Because if everyone who this person might harm is protecting him and attacking me, then I have no desire to help them. I'll just let them have their dysfunctional relationships on their own and stay out of it.
Anyway....we go upstairs to my place. I chat with her for a few minutes about random items in my room. I try to undress her.
Her: No....I don't wanna do that on a first date! Like...next time I see you, I'll totally fuck you.
Me: Okay, that's fine. We'll only go as far as you're comfortable.
Her: But no...really! I can't have sex with you today!
Me: Yeah, that's totally chill. I never asked you to.
Her: Yeah, Ik you didn't! But you look like you don't believe me!
Me: Okay, well I'm telling you now. I totally believe you. If you don't want to have sex, that's fine. We'll only go as far as you're comfortable.
Her: It's just that...I really like you. And I wanna have a second date with you. So I can't have sex with you.
Me: Why does having sex with me mean you won't get a second date?
Her: Cause that's just how it is! If I have sex with a guy on a first date, he won't see me again!
Me: Okay, I kinda see where you're coming from. Someone somewhere told you that sleeping with a guy on a first date is bad right?
Her: Yeah, everyone tells me guys don't respect girls who sleep with them on a first date!
Me: Who tells you that?...OTHER GIRLS?
Her: Yeah
Me: [Chuckle] Ok soo, slut shaming is a girl thing. If you sleep with guys fast, other girls try to make you feel bad. Guys themselves honestly don't give a fuck.
Her: ...I dunno if that's true
Me: Would you like me to explain it to you in scientific terms?
Her: Yes, please!
Me: Basically, slut shaming is a way for women to devalue other women to make themselves seem better. If two women of equal quality were presented to a guy and one of them would take three dates to put out, whereas the other would only take one, men would choose the latter every time. Why? Because it requires less effort. So in an attempt to devalue more promiscuous women, conservative women shame them. They try to make them seem like they're somehow intrinsically less worthy then women who wait. Men on the other hand...honestly don't give a fuck. If we like you, we'll see you again. If not, we won't. Weather we sleep with you on a first date or not is completely irrelevant.
Her: Okay...that actually sounds legit.
Her: But its just....[she trails off with a calculating look on her face]
Her:....I'm on my period.
Me: That's fine, I don't care. We'll just grab a towel or something and put it over the bed.
Her: Really! You'd be okay with that?!
Me: Yeah, I honestly don't care.
She went to the bathroom, took out her tampon and we smashed. There was no blood anyways lol.
Even as I was fucking her, the thought popped through my head "I deserve better than her". Hmm...maybe a sign that need to start being more selective about who I spend my time going out on dates/sleeping with?
Answers to questions you might be thinking:
1. Is midget sex different from normal sex?
Answer: No, not really. Other than the fact that you can pick her up way more easily than other girls.
2. Is her pussy tighter?
Answer: No. It actually felt looser than most girls I've been with. Probably because this one happens to be pretty promiscuous. Her vagina was not smaller in any way.
3. Are you into midgets?
Answer: Usually not. I was expecting to go to this date and not be into her at all. But she was actually pretty cute (physically). So I rolled with it.
I actually left quite a few details out cause it would be too much to type it all out. But yeah...pretty crazy night. lol
I met this girl off Tinder. She turned out to be a midget. She was a grand total of 4'1". Going into the date, I honestly thought I wouldn't be into it. Mainly I never really found midgets to be attractive in any way. But, as soon as I saw her...well tbh, she was pretty damn cute. Obviously I would have preferred that she was normal size. But she was good looking enough that her dwarfism was not a deal breaker.
As soon as I met her, I knew this would be an easy lay. Within the first 10 minutes I found out:
- She's been drinking since 3 PM (it was 9:15 when I met her)
- She admits she has daddy issues (her dad was a heroine addict)
- She thinks I'm "cuter than my pictures"
- She's desperately hungry for validation from me (which means that all I have to do is withhold it and she'll chase HARD)
- She's dating some other dude, but she's not very into him and she's thinking of breaking it off with him.
So basically, we sit there shooting the shit for like an hour. Really, she talked just about 95% of the time. In fact, she talked so much that it was difficult for me to say anything, even the few times I did want to put a word in. Unfortunately, we were sitting across from each other, which means its very difficult for me to touch her (which is my main way of creating sexual tension). Fortunately, the topic of her tattoos came up. Turns out, it was on her back. I asked her to show it to me. So I literally walk behind her, she TAKES DOWN HER BRASTRAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR to show me a tattoo which says "inhale the future, exhale the past" (basic white girl tattoo).
From there on out, I sit next to her instead of across from her. At that point, it become very easy to touch her. I did so via
- Tickling,
- Putting my arm around her and pulling her in on high points
- Hand massages
Also, I intentionally refrained from kissing her, even when I could have. I already knew this girl was gonna sleep with me. So I just let the tension ramp up. This created an interesting effect. Because this was one of the girls who clearly reads bad women's dating advice, and its not a fit for her personality/what her actual desires are. This resulted in a lot of contradictory statements and behaviors,. For example, she would feel up my body up and say "omg, your body is sooo hot. I just wanna feel it all night". Then two seconds later "wait wait...I'm doing this new thing where I don't sleep with guys on the first date. Its been working really well for me so far! But you're sooo hot! <---I don't respond to any of this. She just goes on and on repeating these things in cycles.
Later in the night, she was said: "You know...I'm kinda feeling you. I think I wanna hook up with you"....."wait wait, I didn't just say that. I'm sorry! I have no filter. Forget you heard that! <---she's not joking, she genuinely wanted me to pretend like she didn't just say that LOL.
So anyway...we eventually end up back at her apartment. Her roommate and his GF were We start walking up. My girl joins in and starts verbally attacking the roommate too. I sit there awkwardly, not sure what to do. Her roommate storms up. We follow (cause we're going to the same place). HE PULLS A LOADED GUN OUT AND THREATENS ME WITH IT. I get scared af and tell her we're going to my place instead. She literally says "no, no its okay! I promise nothing will happen! I tell her no way and start pulling her away.
We head back down, her roommate's GF comes with us. I offer her a place to stay for the night. She declines. So my girl and I get to my car. She tells me two things:
1. HE'S SHOT THE GUN IN THEIR APARTMENT BEFORE. And she been staying at her parents place instead of the apartment for the past few weeks cause she's afraid he's going to blow her brains out.
2. She wants him to get caught cause he needs help. But he's also her "best friend", so she can't be the one to turn him in.
We debate on weather or not we should call the cops. I think we should, but I leave it up to her as she knows him better, and I feel like it's not really my place to meddle with her bullshit. After a little bit of persuasion, she agrees. We call them. As soon as I do, she panics and tells me to hang up. While I'm talking to the cops, she's making wild gestures, trying to get me to hang up. She says she doesn't want to talk to the cops, and she doesn't want to be involved in this. So I told the police she's not with me anymore and that I don't know the dude's name, and that we don't want to talk to a cop right now. They tell me to call them back if I change my mind.
Now....what would a normal person do at this point? Leave this crazy chick @ her parents place and call it a night right?
For some reason, I decided to persevere. My intuition told me I probably shouldn't take her to my place (which is actually my parent's house). I decided to ignore it. Why? I don't know. I really don't. Probably something I need to think about, because spending any more time with this person makes no sense at all.
Anyways...we drive back to my place. The entire time, she tells me how bad she feels for that happening, how all she wanted to do was have a good time etc. I tell her it's okay. She continues on and on saying this same thing for the next 20 minutes. I literally spent the whole car ride home reassuring her that everything is okay over and over and over again. I also found out that she used to date him. Nooow it makes sense why she didn't want me to call the police on him lol. She clearly on some level, still has feelings for this guy. Despite the fact that he's a drug addled, psychopath.
We reach my house. Her roommate's GF calls. They get in another fight. Btw, the GF was trying to blame it on me. Saying that I was somehow "aggressively posturing" or something like that. But "if I don't call the cops, there'll be no problems" LOL. I never even said a word to the guy. Clearly, they're just trying to blame it on me to cover their asses. After I heard that from his gf (who he presumably has also pointed the gun at before), I decided I won't call the cops in the morning (I was going to do it before then). Because if everyone who this person might harm is protecting him and attacking me, then I have no desire to help them. I'll just let them have their dysfunctional relationships on their own and stay out of it.
Anyway....we go upstairs to my place. I chat with her for a few minutes about random items in my room. I try to undress her.
Her: No....I don't wanna do that on a first date! Like...next time I see you, I'll totally fuck you.
Me: Okay, that's fine. We'll only go as far as you're comfortable.
Her: But no...really! I can't have sex with you today!
Me: Yeah, that's totally chill. I never asked you to.
Her: Yeah, Ik you didn't! But you look like you don't believe me!
Me: Okay, well I'm telling you now. I totally believe you. If you don't want to have sex, that's fine. We'll only go as far as you're comfortable.
Her: It's just that...I really like you. And I wanna have a second date with you. So I can't have sex with you.
Me: Why does having sex with me mean you won't get a second date?
Her: Cause that's just how it is! If I have sex with a guy on a first date, he won't see me again!
Me: Okay, I kinda see where you're coming from. Someone somewhere told you that sleeping with a guy on a first date is bad right?
Her: Yeah, everyone tells me guys don't respect girls who sleep with them on a first date!
Me: Who tells you that?...OTHER GIRLS?
Her: Yeah
Me: [Chuckle] Ok soo, slut shaming is a girl thing. If you sleep with guys fast, other girls try to make you feel bad. Guys themselves honestly don't give a fuck.
Her: ...I dunno if that's true
Me: Would you like me to explain it to you in scientific terms?
Her: Yes, please!
Me: Basically, slut shaming is a way for women to devalue other women to make themselves seem better. If two women of equal quality were presented to a guy and one of them would take three dates to put out, whereas the other would only take one, men would choose the latter every time. Why? Because it requires less effort. So in an attempt to devalue more promiscuous women, conservative women shame them. They try to make them seem like they're somehow intrinsically less worthy then women who wait. Men on the other hand...honestly don't give a fuck. If we like you, we'll see you again. If not, we won't. Weather we sleep with you on a first date or not is completely irrelevant.
Her: Okay...that actually sounds legit.
Her: But its just....[she trails off with a calculating look on her face]
Her:....I'm on my period.
Me: That's fine, I don't care. We'll just grab a towel or something and put it over the bed.
Her: Really! You'd be okay with that?!
Me: Yeah, I honestly don't care.
She went to the bathroom, took out her tampon and we smashed. There was no blood anyways lol.
Even as I was fucking her, the thought popped through my head "I deserve better than her". Hmm...maybe a sign that need to start being more selective about who I spend my time going out on dates/sleeping with?
Answers to questions you might be thinking:
1. Is midget sex different from normal sex?
Answer: No, not really. Other than the fact that you can pick her up way more easily than other girls.
2. Is her pussy tighter?
Answer: No. It actually felt looser than most girls I've been with. Probably because this one happens to be pretty promiscuous. Her vagina was not smaller in any way.
3. Are you into midgets?
Answer: Usually not. I was expecting to go to this date and not be into her at all. But she was actually pretty cute (physically). So I rolled with it.
I actually left quite a few details out cause it would be too much to type it all out. But yeah...pretty crazy night. lol
