LR Naughty Flight Attendant

[James D]

I was flying from Amsterdam to Frankfurt, where a connecting flight would take me back to Asia.

It was at night so I'll put the night icon.

After sitting in the stationary plane for over an hour because of some incident involving an entitled karen Dutch woman who had to be escorted out of the plane, we finally took off.

One of the worst migraines ever hits me shortly after takeoff.

The cabin attendants arrive with their drinks trolley.

They're both hot and blonde. My girl is much warmer while the other has some undertones of bitchiness.

Her: (professional politeness) Anything to drink sir?

I bring my eyes to hers and smile.

Me: To drink... not at the moment. But by ANY chance, do you happen to have some paracetamol?

I smile at her warmily depsite feeling needles piercing on each side of my head.

Her: I'm so sorry, we don't have any. Is it that bad?
Me (smiling at her again) Well, it's pretty terrible but I'll power through. Thank you!

I rest my head back and close my eyes.

A few minutes later, as the drink distributing service is over, she comes to me.

Her: Here, I managed this for you.

She hands me a paper bag filled with ice.

Her: Perhaps you could put this on your head? To soothe the pain?
Me: Thank you soo much, Christine (I say that after deliberately glancing at her badge). You're a life saver, truly.
Her: Hope it helps!

And off she goes.

The ice bag works. I place it on each of my eyes and 10 minutes later, I feel much better. The ice was melting and the paper bag dripping. Unbuckling my seatbelt, I head behind towards the toilet. I find her sitting in that space where the cabin attendants keep the drinks and food. She's playing on her phone. I guess work was over.

Me: Heeey Christine
Her (looking up): Hi! Feeling better?
Me: Muuuuuch better, thanks to you.
Her: Would you like more ice?
Me: I think I''m good, thanks. Where may I...? (I show the dipping ice bag)
Her: Sure, let me get it.

She disposes of it.

Me: Christine... that's a beautiful name btw.
Her: Thank you. What is yours?
Me: James.

I extend my hand and she takes it.

Me: Where are you from?
Her: Germany! And you?
Me: Ahh so heading back home?
Her: Hahah no I have a connecting flight... but... (she glances at her phone) ... seems like I'll miss it.
Me: Yep, mine too.

I take a few steps towards her and lean against something, arms crossed.

Me: I'm surprised the passengers aren't making a scene (said a with a smile)
Her: They don't know. A few of them asked me and I said I don't know. But I'm 100% sure we will miss it. When is yours?
Me: 21hr
Her: Mine is 21h15. Seems we're both gonna miss it.
Me: Well, if that means we have time to get to know each other (wink)
Her (laughing and faux alarmed) But I have to work! I don't know the other crew.
Me: Got you, yeah. Not so convenient. What happens anyway if we miss the flight? Cuz it's not our fault but the plane's!
Her: I think they'll give you a hotel.
Me: Oh really?
Her: Yes
Me: There goes my dream to spend a night sleeping on the floor of Frankfurt airport!

She laughs.

Her: Sorry to dissapoint!
Me: Agggh I'll get over it (wink). Sooooo, does that mean I'll get a private tour of Frankfurt by our pretty local? (I gesture to her)
Her: I'm not even from there! Actually I've never been!
Me: Even better! We can discover the city together! I can see us walking hand in hand, taking pics, eating hotdogs... can you see it too?

I said all of that in a very eccentric but charismatic manner.

Her: (laughs) Sure, sure. Maybe you can show me around cuz I've never been really!
Me: That'd be a great thing to add to my resume (I motion as if I'm writing) Showed... a local around...in her OWN country!

She laughs again.

At that moment, the captain announces to take our seats as the plane will prepare for landing.

Me: Perfect timing (said sarcastically)

She laughs.

Her: Duty calls!
Me: I'll be in seat 36 C if you're wondering (wink)
Her: I'll know where to find you!

I return to my seat and buckle up.

She passes to check if everyone has their seatbelt fasted. When she reaches me, I wink and she giggles.

At that moment, I didn't think much of it.

Everything changes when we land.

I make a run for my flight but it's too late.

I find the airline's counter and get a boarding pass for tmr's flight, same time. They assign me to Intercity hotel of Frankfurt.

I step outside to wait for the shuttle bus. I see my girl with her colleagues. When I get closer, she turns to me and smiles but resumes talking. I smile back.

I don't see her on the shuttle bus as I sat in front while she was at the back.

Upon checking, we are told that we will be given dinner and breakfast the next day. I put my stuff in my room and head to the restaurant. I'm starving.

There, I find Christine sitting by herself, eating. She's already changed. I guess she checked in before me.

Me: Well, well, well... if this isn't my personal local tour guide!
Her: Hello! I saw you earlier getting on the bus!
Me: Yes, I decided I'd sleep on the airport's floor another time, even though it's my dream.

She laughs.

Her: Wanna join me?
Me: Sure, I'll grab my food.

I get a pathetic pasta (seriously, step it up Intercity hotel) and sit next to her.

Her: This looks good (cheeky smile)

I noticed she got the same.

Me: Well, it's better than scraps on the airport floor.

She laughs. I like her laugh. I guess a girl's laugh matters to me.

Me: Alright, so, Christine, tell me a little about you. I'm curious to hear about my saviour and private local tour guide.

She laughs louder.

Her: Sure... what do you want to know?

I'll skip the convo here because it was long and went in various directions. It was a classic deep dive, to which I contributed to. She seemed really interested about me and I let her deep dive me a bit as well. I mention something about my world adapter being in my checked luggage, which will be waiting for me in Asia, so I can't charge my phone. She assures she can lend me hers.

After eating, I propose we get up for dessert. When we're back at the table, once more sitting next to her, I start to escalate touch a bit more.

I reduce the amount i talk and let silences settle in. She seems comfortable with the tension. She looks at me with those big eyes and barely a hint of a smile.

I reach the point where I'm rubbing her thigh and smelling her hair.

Me: Could you help me with the adapter?
Her: Sure, it's right here (she shows me her bag) Uhhm you wanna take it? You can give it to me tmr at breakfast.
Me: Sure, how about we hang out while it charges? I've got a nice sort of seat in my room.
Her (laughing) I know, I have the same too.
Me: Oh right, we're in a hotel (small facepalm)
Her: I thought you'd know that by the terrible dinner (laughs)
Me: Omg don't talk to me about that (I shove her gently) Cmon, let's go.

We go to my room. I have her take off her shoes. She sits on the bed and connects the adapter in the charging socket between the twin beds.

Me: Peeeeerfect, thank you.

While connecting my phone, I sit next to her.

Her: So we're just gonna wait for your phone to charge? ( said a bit in a bitchy way)
Me: Hmmm I'm sure we can find something to do (I wink)
Her: Like what?
Me: Hmm how about we plan that private tour guide?
Her: Hmm no I want you to tell me why it's your dream to sleep on the airport floor!
Me: But that's a secret! (said teasingly)

She hits me. I hit her back (playfully). She hits me again.

I pull her for a kiss. I pull back to compliment her lips but she attacks me before I can say anything.

We fall in bed and wrestle a bit while kissing.

Her: Do you mind if we take a shower first?
Me: I love hotel showers. Let's go.
Her: I'll use the toilet first.

Once she's done, I hear her get in the shower and run the water. In a soft voice, she calls me to join.

I enter, strip naked and join her.

For the first minutes, I rinse my body and ask her to spread some shower gel on my back and chest. That soon transitions into making out and fingering. She gets on her knees and gives me a very enthusiastic blowjob.

Me: jeeeeezus.... let's get out of here!
Her: okkk but I'm so cold.
Me: Here, come.

I wrap her in a towel and take another for myself. We head to the bed and get under the sheets.

You know this feeling when you're cold, so you get under the sheet and you get like an attack of happiness or excitement?

We get that and start making out like crazy.

Fortunately, while she was on the toilet, I had placed the condom under my phone, on the bedside table.

I put the wrapping on and give her a good pounding.

After 20 min or so, she gets to the point of cumming a few times but doesn't. Nevertheless, she looks satisfied.

We start talking a bit and I mention how sexy cabin attendants can be. With no agenda, I blurt out how sexy their outfits are.

Her: Would you like me to go get my outfit and you fuck me in it?
Me: You serious?

She looks dead serious.

Me: I would love to!

Like an excited schoolgirl, she claps her hands together and quickly gets dressed. She returns with bag. She asks me to sit on the chair while she dressed in the bathroom.

Out she walks dressed as a cabin attendant, with no makeup except some lipstick. She looks fine as fuck.

We role play a bit as she pretends I'm a passenger.

I genuinely forgot the dialogue but at some point she goes "let me serve you, sir" and she gets on her knees and starts blowing me.

This leads to round 2.

I do her doggy while lifiting her skirt. She asks me to please not let cum get on her outfit.

I assure her that it won't be a problem as I'll cum on her face.

And cum on her face I did.

 

[James D]

Btw I know this is not a typical night pull but I didn't know what icon to put there. given that the flight was that night, I chose that.

 

[Bismarck]

Holy shit dude...

btw, I love the frame control - how you avoided her attempt to make herself the prize by flipping the frame to her being your tour guide

What else can I say? this reads like something out of a good movie.

 

[Ragnar]

that's awesome, James. you're on a roll--this is like the 4th lay report you've had this month. i think it's safe to assume who won March's snatch contest lol

 

[Skills]

The tourist tour guide tole play is really high odds, i have used the same, seems to work well... Same as repeating the name you see in the name tag assuming familiarity and the right use of humor and flirting..

 

[empath]

Inspiring read.

True to name - Anytime Anywhere seducer.

 

[ChrisXKiss]

That was beautiful once more I love the way you took advantage of all the opportunities to move things forward and calibrated on her.

A question that came to my mind while reading is when did you decide she is a girl you are going for, and how much of it was planned from the beginning. I mean it mostly for the occasion of meeting her in the flight attendant space when you got up in the plane. Did you see here going back there and you decided ok now it's a good chance to get up and have this interaction or was it pure luck that it wasn't the bitchy colleague waiting there for you?

Saying this mostly because by being around planes I have been thinking of scenarios like these but they never seem easy to plan logistically. Maybe it's a lesson to not be too focused on making a specific interaction work but going somehow more with the flow and making the most out of the general chances you get. Saying it for the later parts of the night as well, because I feel I would be thinking a lot about how I can meet her again, and orchestrating when and how to enter and leave the shuttle and go for dinner to increase the chances of seeing her.

I feel all this gets me in a more thinking space, which is probably not that good as it gets me needier for any particular interaction. It's probably because of the fear that I should approach and interact in a very calculated way in order to move around her doubts and hesitations, while sometimes it is as simple as playfully holding your flirty frame in the beginning and casually approaching her when you see her again for dinner.

Basically just enjoying yourself and the girl while moving things forward.

 

[Atlas IV]

Another amazing LR from James, reminding us of how far one can push the limits of seduction.

That was beautiful once more I love the way you took advantage of all the opportunities to move things forward and calibrated on her.

A question that came to my mind while reading is when did you decide she is a girl you are going for, and how much of it was planned from the beginning. I mean it mostly for the occasion of meeting her in the flight attendant space when you got up in the plane. Did you see here going back there and you decided ok now it's a good chance to get up and have this interaction or was it pure luck that it wasn't the bitchy colleague waiting there for you?

Saying this mostly because by being around planes I have been thinking of scenarios like these but they never seem easy to plan logistically. Maybe it's a lesson to not be too focused on making a specific interaction work but going somehow more with the flow and making the most out of the general chances you get. Saying it for the later parts of the night as well, because I feel I would be thinking a lot about how I can meet her again, and orchestrating when and how to enter and leave the shuttle and go for dinner to increase the chances of seeing her.

I feel all this gets me in a more thinking space, which is probably not that good as it gets me needier for any particular interaction. It's probably because of the fear that I should approach and interact in a very calculated way in order to move around her doubts and hesitations, while sometimes it is as simple as playfully holding your flirty frame in the beginning and casually approaching her when you see her again for dinner.

Basically just enjoying yourself and the girl while moving things forward.

This is an interesting point which speaks to the deeper mindset/philosophy underpinning James' seductions.

There are many points in which this seduction could have ended in nothing.
- Another attendant could have been at the back of the plane when he went to the toilet instead of her
- She might have decided not to eat at the hotel
- She could have been sitting with a friend or colleague at the restaurant

If any of these had happened, the final outcome wouldn't have been possible.

But James wasn't worried about that at all. His mindset was that of equal parts "outcome independence" and "push the envelope". I'm sure that when he first asked her for that paracetamol, he did not anticipate how it would end, but in the back of his mind he recognized it as a possibility based on past experiences.

He is an on-the-fly seducer, who does what he can in the present moment to push things forward with the opportunities that present themselves.

Many of us (myself included) would have ended up overthinking in a situation like this, calculating the possible angles of attack (for example, getting her number or Instagram while on the plane rather than relying on chance). While that is a good habit in general for developing seduction skills and maximizing opportunities, it also increases investment in the outcome and reduces the overall feeling of spontaneity - something which works in the favour of rapid seductions such as this. The fact that he didn't do so minimized his perceived investment (the sparratuza effect), even though it risked him missing the opportunity.

Evidently, James flirts with girls now as second nature, and he pushes things forward as a matter of habit. Surely there have been many encounters like this which didn't end in sex, but it doesn't matter because it's clear he enjoys the process and he knows from experience that it works enough of the time to be worth the attempt.

In short, he has fun with it and doesn't overthink things, which I think many of us could benefit from too.

(Sorry to micro-analyze you @James D, but your seductions are so mind-boggling that I need to dissect your mindset )

 

[Stark]

When you think 'Anal in the Park' is the epitome of a crazy ass cold approach lay - James D tops it with laying the hot flight attendant from a discreet approach on the back of a plane!

Nearly all of us reading this report would have had the fleeting thought of making moves on the flight attendant - but brush it off, coz one of the many logistical obstacles that @Atlas IV listed.

Me: Heeey Christine
Her (looking up): Hi! Feeling better?
Me: Muuuuuch better, thanks to you.
Her: Would you like more ice?
Me: I think I''m good, thanks. Where may I...? (I show the dipping ice bag)
Her: Sure, let me get it.

Most of us would leave the interaction here.

She disposes of it.

Me: Christine... that's a beautiful name btw.
Her: Thank you. What is yours?
Me: James.

This is a pivotal moment - but nothing unusual - most old men do get to this level chatting up a flight attendant.

Me: Agggh I'll get over it (wink). Sooooo, does that mean I'll get a private tour of Frankfurt by our pretty local? (I gesture to her)

This. Almost nobody gets to this point - in such a charming manner. As @Atlas IV said, the logical next step is to go for a Instagram/Whatsapp close

I reach the point where I'm rubbing her thigh and smelling her hair.

You knew you're laying her when you started the deep dive isn't it.

We start talking a bit and I mention how sexy cabin attendants can be. With no agenda, I blurt out how sexy their outfits are.

Her: Would you like me to go get my outfit and you fuck me in it?
Me: You serious?

I genuinely forgot the dialogue but at some point she goes "let me serve you, sir" and she gets on her knees and starts blowing me.

And cum on her face I did.

When you think it can't get any better - FUCK - this is straight out real life porn - but 100x better.

Her: (professional politeness) Anything to drink sir?


And cum on her face I did.

Professional politeness to facial - Well done Sir!

But James wasn't worried about that at all. His mindset was that of equal parts "outcome independence" and "push the envelope".

This is @James D 's mindset in a nutshell. Thanks for the micro analysis @Atlas IV

 

[James D]

Holy shit dude...

btw, I love the frame control - how you avoided her attempt to make herself the prize by flipping the frame to her being your tour guide

What else can I say? this reads like something out of a good movie.

Cheers man!

 

[James D]

The tourist tour guide tole play is really high odds, i have used the same, seems to work well... Same as repeating the name you see in the name tag assuming familiarity and the right use of humor and flirting..

Thanks man! great interview btw, just listened to it!

 

[James D]

nspiring read.

True to name - Anytime Anywhere seducer.

Appreciate it man!

Next time, gotta seal the deal on the plane itself!

 

[James D]

A question that came to my mind while reading is when did you decide she is a girl you are going for, and how much of it was planned from the beginning. I mean it mostly for the occasion of meeting her in the flight attendant space when you got up in the plane. Did you see here going back there and you decided ok now it's a good chance to get up and have this interaction or was it pure luck that it wasn't the bitchy colleague waiting there for you?

Saying this mostly because by being around planes I have been thinking of scenarios like these but they never seem easy to plan logistically. Maybe it's a lesson to not be too focused on making a specific interaction work but going somehow more with the flow and making the most out of the general chances you get. Saying it for the later parts of the night as well, because I feel I would be thinking a lot about how I can meet her again, and orchestrating when and how to enter and leave the shuttle and go for dinner to increase the chances of seeing her.

That's a great question @ChrisXKiss and one of the reasons I considered not posting this LR.

Logistically, there was quite some pure luck involved in this lay, as you've already pointed out.

Not the kind of luck where you stumble across a horny drunk chick who lets you pull her with zero game but the kind of luck where it took many logistical factors to align so that I could have a shot at seducing her.

The moment I knew I was going for her was when I saw her sitting at the table eating by herself. Had she been with her colleagues. I doubt the lay would have happened. Maybe I would have gone for the contact info if I could corner her near the buffet or something.

What I should have done was take her contact info after the little chat at the back of the plane. Probability-wise, this would have been the best move.

Basically just enjoying yourself and the girl while moving things forward.

Yessir, it was pure fun! I guess not knowing and flowing along, while not an optimal strategy for consistency, still makes for great memories.

 

[James D]

But James wasn't worried about that at all. His mindset was that of equal parts "outcome independence" and "push the envelope". I'm sure that when he first asked her for that paracetamol, he did not anticipate how it would end, but in the back of his mind he recognized it as a possibility based on past experiences.

He is an on-the-fly seducer, who does what he can in the present moment to push things forward with the opportunities that present themselves.

That's wonderfully analyzed!

You're absolutely right about how I do what I can in the present moment.

I did not think of it that consciously until I read your words!

Evidently, James flirts with girls now as second nature, and he pushes things forward as a matter of habit.

True!

Surely there have been many encounters like this which didn't end in sex,

Sure, a lot!

It's interesting how you differentiate between the careful planner and overthinker vs the on the fly seducer.

Maybe the careful planner would have overthought this opportunity, true, but where the on the fly seducer loses lays due to lack of planning, the careful planner cleans up.

Kind of balance each other out, perhaps not equally, but close enough.

I guess it's still benefitial to err on the side of careful planning and probabilities, as most situations do call for it.

but it doesn't matter because it's clear he enjoys the process and he knows from experience that it works enough of the time to be worth the attempt.

In short, he has fun with it and doesn't overthink things, which I think many of us could benefit from too.

Yes man!

These lays, although based a little on luck, end up becoming the most memorable ones for me.

It's the ones I think back before falling asleep at night and have a small chuckle with myself.

(Sorry to micro-analyze you @James D, but your seductions are so mind-boggling that I need to dissect your mindset )

Totally fine man!

Actually, you broke down my mindset and philosophy better than I would have done myself! I'll bookmark your analysis and link it up next time I'm asked about my game.

 

[James D]

You knew you're laying her when you started the deep dive isn't it.

Well spotted sir

James D tops it with laying the hot flight attendant from a discreet approach on the back of a plane!

Appreciate it man!

When you think it can't get any better - FUCK - this is straight out real life porn - but 100x better.

Hahaha yes man!

Somewhere in an alternate universe, my 12 year old self who used to get massive boners on planes when staring at flight attendants is patting me on the back

 

[ChrisXKiss]

one of the reasons I considered not posting this LR.

I can see why you thought this, but thanks for eventually posting. Yes maybe some opportunities appeared due to a certain amount of luck, I do feel though that the important part is you navigated through them all the way till the end.

We all get chances throughout our lives but most of the times even if we identify them we don't make the best out of them. It is very valuable then to see how to calibrate to the situation and interact in unique scenarios and under tight time constraints.

 

[Water]

Love this LR. Educational, detailed, well written.

 

[James D]

We all get chances throughout our lives

Exactly!

It's not so much that these pulls are rare but that we fail to capitalize on the opportunities that come our way.

 

[empath]

Appreciate it man!

Next time, gotta seal the deal on the plane itself!

That would be epic... Like real life porn and a niche skill.

I was thinking about your LRs.

You have this unique style of using humor to hook the girls but not in cocky funny way.

It is more of us vs. world and creating a mystery about you but at the same time creating comfort first from the shared laughs.

Curious, how did you developed this style?

Were you naturally funny or developed this along with your pick-up skills?

If developed, what was your thought process while developing this style and what material influenced you?

 

[Water]

That would be epic... Like real life porn and a niche skill.

I was thinking about your LRs.

You have this unique style of using humor to hook the girls but not in cocky funny way.

It is more of us vs. world and creating a mystery about you but at the same time creating comfort first from the shared laughs.

Curious, how did you developed this style?

Were you naturally funny or developed this along with your pick-up skills?

If developed, what was your thought process while developing this style and what material influenced you?

I would actually like to know this as well.