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I had an old friend who got kicked out of my middle school when we were both in 8th grade. He was my wing tonight and he is everything I could imagine a perfect wing to be. He's fucking hilarious, spontaneous, gets his kicks by doing random things, doesn't always follow the law, doesn't give a fuck, and he's a natural with girls. I need more of this kind of vibe before I get smoother. Anyway, this one's short because I only did two approaches and neither of them lasted very long. New mall, new wing, new attitude. Temporarily, I'm scrapping trying to come off as smooth and going for a more lighthearted amused approach. I'm trying to get into the habit of doing random things simply because they amuse me and treating it like a game when I go up to random girls.
This approach is largely inspired by SashaDaygame.. And if you've ever seen Amadeus, Mozart. I'm gonna experiment with that sort of mischievous, out for fun kind of attitude towards everything and hopefully I get it down enough to start toning it down again...
But on with the Field Report! Today's focus, be calm, amuse yourself, don't take anyone too seriously.
Group of girls #1: This was totally tactless and bull-headed. I didn't bother with finesse or tact because I had been in a rut and I was trying to pull myself out of it. So before my mind could react, I just hit on one of the girls and pulled the trigger right there.
Me: "Are you single?"
Her: "Um... Yeah why?"
Me: "I just saw you, thought you were really cute and wanted to see if I could have your number. You game?"
Girl Friend: "Actuallyyyy.... She's not single. We're in a relationship together!"
Me: "Haha, oh okay! I guess I'll take that as a hint then!" (Damn it. Now that I look back at that, I should have played along for a while with them. I took them way too seriously and forgot to have a good time with it. At least something like "Oh really? That's fucking awesome! You two adopting a kid from some third world country that looks like me then?" Oh well. Hindsight's 20/20 for a reason. Next time, that's how I respond.)
My execution was bad because I didn't bother thinking while I approached them. The approach anxiety though was far less strong than my last one, as this time around I didn't hesitate or shake when I talked to them.
As I went back to my wingman, the girls began to giggle among themselves and one of them snorted. My wing told me not to worry because girls that snort were disgusting anyway. Lmao
Group of Girls #2:
While my wing was talking up this one sales girl, I saw two girls walk by, and just sort of responded by walking up to them. I was told the sales girl looked at me and asked my wing where I was going. My wing said, "I don't know. Looks like he's on a woman hunt." The sales girl said, "Well he's got a lot of balls, I'll tell you that."
I walked up to both of them from behind, a bad move in hindsight, but whatever. I just opened with the first thing that came to my head.
Me: "Sup?" *They turn and see me* "Don't panic. I'm not a drug dealer or anything. I just saw you two walk by and wanted to tell you a secret."
Girl #1: "Yeah?"
Me: "I have a gigantic crush on one of you, but I'm scared to tell you who it is, because if she's not single, I'm going to be very sad and run to a corner and cry."
Girl #1: "Hahaha actually neither of us are single! Sorry..."
Me: "That's okay!" (I should at least give them a compliment next time before I leave. This'll get my mind into it all over again.)
This time around, when I walked back to my wing, it was easily apparent that no fucks were given at all. The look on my face was so smug that my wing thought I got their numbers.
Sales Girl: "Did you just run up to them?"
Me: "Pretty much, yeah. I'm guessing you get hit on on the job a lot huh."
And the conversation with the pretty sales girl continued. I wanted to see my wing pull the trigger, but at the end of the conversation, she mentioned having a boyfriend and two kids.
He and I tried to find more hot girls, but didn't see anymore, so we ended up doing random mischievous things... From walking into stores making loud race jokes, to picking up random items and asking the cashiers, "is this a sex thing?", to a few things I probably shouldn't mention on the internet. (I'm not a racist, but I do find race jokes funny, along with sex jokes, sexist jokes, gross jokes, and dead baby jokes. They amuse me, and that's really all that matters.)
The last approach felt good. Though I can't say my execution and conversations aren't at where I was last summer, because I haven't gotten as far as I would have liked, my attitude in doing this is exactly where it was before I stopped. No more approach anxiety, no more hesitation, no more excuses... Not good enough for me though. I still take these girls way too seriously, and fixing that will be my goal this time around. My conversations need to be more light and teasing, and more about amusing myself and having a good time... Like Sasha or Mozart getting the girl to say "Say I'm Sick" backwards. This is my goal, and until I can get that attitude through my head, specific things to say don't matter to me.
Of course, there's a limit to how much a person should use this attitude... However to find limits, you need to cross them first.
This approach is largely inspired by SashaDaygame.. And if you've ever seen Amadeus, Mozart. I'm gonna experiment with that sort of mischievous, out for fun kind of attitude towards everything and hopefully I get it down enough to start toning it down again...
But on with the Field Report! Today's focus, be calm, amuse yourself, don't take anyone too seriously.
Group of girls #1: This was totally tactless and bull-headed. I didn't bother with finesse or tact because I had been in a rut and I was trying to pull myself out of it. So before my mind could react, I just hit on one of the girls and pulled the trigger right there.
Me: "Are you single?"
Her: "Um... Yeah why?"
Me: "I just saw you, thought you were really cute and wanted to see if I could have your number. You game?"
Girl Friend: "Actuallyyyy.... She's not single. We're in a relationship together!"
Me: "Haha, oh okay! I guess I'll take that as a hint then!" (Damn it. Now that I look back at that, I should have played along for a while with them. I took them way too seriously and forgot to have a good time with it. At least something like "Oh really? That's fucking awesome! You two adopting a kid from some third world country that looks like me then?" Oh well. Hindsight's 20/20 for a reason. Next time, that's how I respond.)
My execution was bad because I didn't bother thinking while I approached them. The approach anxiety though was far less strong than my last one, as this time around I didn't hesitate or shake when I talked to them.
As I went back to my wingman, the girls began to giggle among themselves and one of them snorted. My wing told me not to worry because girls that snort were disgusting anyway. Lmao
Group of Girls #2:
While my wing was talking up this one sales girl, I saw two girls walk by, and just sort of responded by walking up to them. I was told the sales girl looked at me and asked my wing where I was going. My wing said, "I don't know. Looks like he's on a woman hunt." The sales girl said, "Well he's got a lot of balls, I'll tell you that."
I walked up to both of them from behind, a bad move in hindsight, but whatever. I just opened with the first thing that came to my head.
Me: "Sup?" *They turn and see me* "Don't panic. I'm not a drug dealer or anything. I just saw you two walk by and wanted to tell you a secret."
Girl #1: "Yeah?"
Me: "I have a gigantic crush on one of you, but I'm scared to tell you who it is, because if she's not single, I'm going to be very sad and run to a corner and cry."
Girl #1: "Hahaha actually neither of us are single! Sorry..."
Me: "That's okay!" (I should at least give them a compliment next time before I leave. This'll get my mind into it all over again.)
This time around, when I walked back to my wing, it was easily apparent that no fucks were given at all. The look on my face was so smug that my wing thought I got their numbers.
Sales Girl: "Did you just run up to them?"
Me: "Pretty much, yeah. I'm guessing you get hit on on the job a lot huh."
And the conversation with the pretty sales girl continued. I wanted to see my wing pull the trigger, but at the end of the conversation, she mentioned having a boyfriend and two kids.
He and I tried to find more hot girls, but didn't see anymore, so we ended up doing random mischievous things... From walking into stores making loud race jokes, to picking up random items and asking the cashiers, "is this a sex thing?", to a few things I probably shouldn't mention on the internet. (I'm not a racist, but I do find race jokes funny, along with sex jokes, sexist jokes, gross jokes, and dead baby jokes. They amuse me, and that's really all that matters.)
The last approach felt good. Though I can't say my execution and conversations aren't at where I was last summer, because I haven't gotten as far as I would have liked, my attitude in doing this is exactly where it was before I stopped. No more approach anxiety, no more hesitation, no more excuses... Not good enough for me though. I still take these girls way too seriously, and fixing that will be my goal this time around. My conversations need to be more light and teasing, and more about amusing myself and having a good time... Like Sasha or Mozart getting the girl to say "Say I'm Sick" backwards. This is my goal, and until I can get that attitude through my head, specific things to say don't matter to me.
Of course, there's a limit to how much a person should use this attitude... However to find limits, you need to cross them first.
