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Dang, I got rejected all night lol I could use some help guys. I went to a bar to get a drink and approach some cuties, I saw two latinas look at me. I got some beer in me (just one) and approached them, first approach of the night.
The bar was just too loud for me, I had to repeat myself alot.
Me: Excuse me, I got a problem.
Her: what? (Its loud)
Me: I got a problem, I am looking for a spot to pose.
Her: what? pose? well right over there *she points to my original seat*
Me: well I have been working out at the gym and I wanted a good spot to show off my muscles (haha I got this from roosh, although it bombed)
Her: she gives a weak laugh, and tells her girlfriend and she smiles like a WTF kind of smile
Me: *I smile, since I was joking* Im oscar
Them: cinthia and *I forgot her name, call her lesbianWIfe lol*
Me: what brings you out here tonight?
Them: girls night
*Cant remember what esle I said ,Little more banter from me, no investment in me at all from them, there body language was bad*
Lesbianwife: you know I am married *shows me ring*
Me: oh really? real husband or imaginary lol
Lesbianwife: rea....actually she and I are together, were lesbians *Serious tone, btw she is trying to get rid of me*
Cinthia: yeah...wait whaaa?
I said ok and just left, ouch that stung a little bit, man that girl was a bitch, but I didn't disrespect her. I just moved on.
I saw two cuties come in. I waied to see if they were expecting there boyfriends and made a move.
Me: hey, i just thought you were cute and I had to come meet you (had to get close to her ear, damn that music is just too loud)
Me: Im oscar
Her: erica (she was a fine ass latina, with some big fake boobs lol)
Me: so erica, have you been here before?
Her: yeah, this is my spot.
Me: oh yeah, well we got something in common
Her: I guess (she was texting somebody and she was just not looking at me)
Me: you live around here?
Her: yeah pasadena, I work over there at brewings, I am a bartender.
Me: oh yeah, think you will do that forever?
Her:no, I want to do make up.
Me
h okay like comsotolegy
her: yeah
Me so that means, you will be cutting hair too?
Her: no just make up.
Me: what you drinking there?
Her: *marijuana something, it was green*
Me: so that can give you a good buzz lol
her: yeah
*I ran out of thing to say, waited like 10 sec*
Me: dang I dont know what else to say erica lol I dont want to creep you out
her:youre ok
Me: what you doing after you leave here?
her: I don know, just go home
Me: well do you know how to dance salsa?
Her: yeah, i know how to dance to that
Me: you know haciendas will have some dancing, you know where its out?
Her: yeah I know where its.
Me: well thats where I am going, you should come.
Her: maybe
Me: here give me your number
her: *she gave me a WTF smile* and said no, why dont you give me your number* oldest trick in the book*
I just strait up left and didnt give her my number to her because that was just pathetic on her part.
went dancing and I was blow away on how good everyone was, man I could only dance was style of music really, I managed to dance with one girl, but she danced with me and went back to her table. I tried asking this other girl to dance and she gave me the ewww look and pointed at her friend and she also said no.
The night was getting late and I was just watching people dance, god there were good, I realize I need way more lessons.I ended up dancing with this other girl and she also gave me the eww look, but her friend convince her. I danced with this girl and she was just too damn good for me, she had a different style that I didnt know and after the song was over she quickly dismissed herself.
erghh what a night, I realize how much I hate loud music and I think I may prefer daygame instead.
The bar was just too loud for me, I had to repeat myself alot.
Me: Excuse me, I got a problem.
Her: what? (Its loud)
Me: I got a problem, I am looking for a spot to pose.
Her: what? pose? well right over there *she points to my original seat*
Me: well I have been working out at the gym and I wanted a good spot to show off my muscles (haha I got this from roosh, although it bombed)
Her: she gives a weak laugh, and tells her girlfriend and she smiles like a WTF kind of smile
Me: *I smile, since I was joking* Im oscar
Them: cinthia and *I forgot her name, call her lesbianWIfe lol*
Me: what brings you out here tonight?
Them: girls night
*Cant remember what esle I said ,Little more banter from me, no investment in me at all from them, there body language was bad*
Lesbianwife: you know I am married *shows me ring*
Me: oh really? real husband or imaginary lol
Lesbianwife: rea....actually she and I are together, were lesbians *Serious tone, btw she is trying to get rid of me*
Cinthia: yeah...wait whaaa?
I said ok and just left, ouch that stung a little bit, man that girl was a bitch, but I didn't disrespect her. I just moved on.
I saw two cuties come in. I waied to see if they were expecting there boyfriends and made a move.
Me: hey, i just thought you were cute and I had to come meet you (had to get close to her ear, damn that music is just too loud)
Me: Im oscar
Her: erica (she was a fine ass latina, with some big fake boobs lol)
Me: so erica, have you been here before?
Her: yeah, this is my spot.
Me: oh yeah, well we got something in common
Her: I guess (she was texting somebody and she was just not looking at me)
Me: you live around here?
Her: yeah pasadena, I work over there at brewings, I am a bartender.
Me: oh yeah, think you will do that forever?
Her:no, I want to do make up.
Me
her: yeah
Me so that means, you will be cutting hair too?
Her: no just make up.
Me: what you drinking there?
Her: *marijuana something, it was green*
Me: so that can give you a good buzz lol
her: yeah
*I ran out of thing to say, waited like 10 sec*
Me: dang I dont know what else to say erica lol I dont want to creep you out
her:youre ok
Me: what you doing after you leave here?
her: I don know, just go home
Me: well do you know how to dance salsa?
Her: yeah, i know how to dance to that
Me: you know haciendas will have some dancing, you know where its out?
Her: yeah I know where its.
Me: well thats where I am going, you should come.
Her: maybe
Me: here give me your number
her: *she gave me a WTF smile* and said no, why dont you give me your number* oldest trick in the book*
I just strait up left and didnt give her my number to her because that was just pathetic on her part.
went dancing and I was blow away on how good everyone was, man I could only dance was style of music really, I managed to dance with one girl, but she danced with me and went back to her table. I tried asking this other girl to dance and she gave me the ewww look and pointed at her friend and she also said no.
The night was getting late and I was just watching people dance, god there were good, I realize I need way more lessons.I ended up dancing with this other girl and she also gave me the eww look, but her friend convince her. I danced with this girl and she was just too damn good for me, she had a different style that I didnt know and after the song was over she quickly dismissed herself.
erghh what a night, I realize how much I hate loud music and I think I may prefer daygame instead.