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So this one, I don't even know if I wanted to write a report on, the sex itself was a bit... weird, but I thought it would be interesting regardless.
Yesterday I matched with this girl on Tinder around 1PM, apparently I liked her first, because she already sent me a message right away: "hey lets drink together".
So I'm like, wtf, after my last catfish experience I was very suspicious already... So I look at her photos, and she's not that hot, in fact I'm almost unmatching lmao, she looks like she's a 4/7 at best (barely bangable on my book), maybe even a 3/7, but this girl is complying, we almost have a date setup already for today, and she has a photo of her whole body, looks decent, I'm like, whatever, let's see what happens.
She tells me she's leaving tomorrow for Rio, I'm assuming she's from there, I already have my interest peaked as I like the way girls from there talk, she's also staying very near my appartment, later I learn she was staying at her "bro's". Then she asks me for my Instagram, to prove I'm real, I'm like, I deleted it lol, but I can send you a pic on Whatsapp or something... She stop answering for some hours, but we already had a date seeded at a bar near my home, at 8PM. Eventually she answers, sending me a message on Whatsapp, she tells me the date is on and I tell her to tell me when she's there, she was gonna meet a girl friend before.
She lets me know she's there at 8:30 PM, and ask me to bring a jacket for her, people more from the north of Brazil tend to feel cold around here, even in normal-ish temps for us locals (around 12 to 20 Celsius? though I only but some jacket or something when it's 10 or lower, not a big fan of pants either lol). I go there and take my Gap hoodie for her, as I get there, I'm surprised, she actually looks quite cute (like, not beautiful or even pretty, but very bangable), she's got a nice ass/legs on pantyhose, cool red sneakers, and some blouse or something (she has nice big tiddies). Her face is pretty average, but not that common around here (more like "native" Brazilian, not the Euro decent blonde/pale-ish girls that are common around here), hair is curly but looks good on her, she's got some nice make up, looks nervous to meet me.
I greet her and her gay friends (her "bro", that live with her on her city, and the guy he's with, some blonde local, I assume), they say they gonna eat something, so they leave, we also leave to get some beer, sitting together. She orders some pink-ish (very pink) beer with a citrical taste, she tells me it tastes like this fruit common around her town (she's not from Rio, she's from the very north of the country, Tocantins). She tells me her town has like 3500 habitants, that everybody knows everybody, there's barely any job opportunities there, shit like that, I try relating where I can and digging deeper, she tells me dudes there don't even kiss girls, just turn them around and boink, I'm like, wtf.
She tells me she never used Tinder before, in her city there's like nobody and everybody would know she's using it and her dad, she says lol. We talk random shit a bit more, it's a bit jarring how she switches topics out of the blue, like I just finish replying to something she said and it's like she just waiting for me to finish to talk about something else entirelly lol. Eventually she just leans in and starts kissing me a bit, she's not the greatest kisser ever, but it's decent, and I start getting a bit hard, specially when my hands are around her thicc thigs on those(this?) pantyhose. I say fuck it and go for the pull: "you wanna go back to mine watch soooomething", making a suggestive face, she's like, ok, we finish drinking our beers, she texts her friend to let him know, and we leave.
I think of asking for an Uber ride, because she says her legs are hurting from walking, but my place is near, though we have quite some ramp-like street ahead of us, she's using me as a crutch pretty much. I get there, she says she needs to use the bathroom, I warn her I managed to break the tap somehow, she pees, I go and pee, and when I come back, she's sitting on my "bed" already... Good girl, no warm up needed, it seems, I take this as a sign to get down to business already, I sit on the mattress as well, get closer to her, start kissing her, then I just spread her legs and start dry humping her missionary... She soon says: "do you wanna tear my pantyhose apart?", I go for it, takes me a little while to find a good spot, but them I rip it, porn style, I'm happy, I love fucking thicc hoes in ripped pantyhose, my other X had a bunch of those just to please me.
She tells me "put it in... but put a condom on first", I'm not that used to using condoms much lately, been going raw almost every time, but I'm like, whatever (I myself was trying to remind myself to use a condom, since she's a random Tinder how from God knows where, but I almost forget it at the moment lol). I ask her "aren't you gonna suck my cock?", she tells me "you gonna lick my pussy", I'm like, you first lol. We have this little frame battle, eventually I start fingering her, going for that inner spot, that isn't quite the G (can't remember the name, read here somewhere), hers seem very swollen or something, she started moaning her aggressively, she kinda signals for me to get closer, I put my dick on her face, she swallows it, sucking it hard (her technique is kinda meh, hurts me a bit, but to be fair I was destroying her pussy with my fingers).
Now, this girl is moaning like I'm ripping a finger out of her or something, and it only gets worse as I put it in her, I have some loud music playing on my speakers, with some nice bass and shit, but her moaning is so loud I can't barely hear it, I start thinking my neighbors are gonna complain or something, so I start putting my hand on her mouth to shut her up lmao. She also almost drew blood out of my back scratching it when I first thrusted into her, I was like "ouuuuch", I like being a bit scratched, but this girl is nuts. She kept telling me to "go deeeeper", "fuck me harrrderr", I was already balls deep and with her legs up and shit and she kept saying that, I was (thinking) like, bitch, my cock is average in lenght, chill a bit, I think this didn't help the vibe much. She also told me I was quite aggressive (to be fair, I was slapping her face lightly, shocking her and sucking her nipple super hard, biting it a bit, eventually she complained it was painful, but she kept moaning like crazy with everything I did, so it was hard to have any decent feedback).
She told me she needed to pee again, she went to the bathroom, and when she came back, she told me she wanted me to do her doggy. She was on all fours, and I couldn't resist, I grabbed my belt, and slashed her ass pretty hard, twice each side, she seemed a bit shocked (I think the timing was bad, she just came back from the bathroom and was just starting to get "slutty" again, had I licked her neck a bit, she might have been more receptive), but then I just put it in, and it seemed like no big deal, she was moaning hard again, I was grabbing her ass viciously, smacking it and stuff, she had a great fat ass, but I wasn't even close to coming, and I got tired (not a big fan of doggy, to be fair, other than seeing and grabbing a girl's fat ass). I think she was on top also sometime, I shocked her and was fucking her from below, while she was on top just taking it, like I love doing, she seemed to be enjoying it a bunch. But then, after the doggy I think, she told she needed to pee again.
She went to the bathroom, and took quite a while to come out, like 5 to 10 minutes, I was like, are you shittin there? But I knew something was off, she was probably texting someone, her bro, most likely. She comes out, then just tells me she has to go, it's like 10:30 PM, like, I have to work tomorrow (today, actually lol), but I could go for another hour, she tells me she needs to prepare some stuff for her friend and to leave the next day, but the vibe is weird... She also tells me her period came, and she can't fuck anymore, because "it will hurt" (never heard that before), I ask her if she wanna just suck my cock then, just for the hell of it, she tells me, nope, I have to go, the vibe gets even weirder lmao, I go with her to take her outside, as she gets outside the building, she just keeps walking away, don't even looks at me, I tell her "BYYYE", then I'm just thinking like, wtf.
So, I think it was mostly FSC, her feeling slutty out of the blue, I mean, if it's really true she never used Tinder, it's quite wild she just go boinked by a random hot guy after talking to him less than 30 minutes (this was probably my fastest pull, I mean, HBBootylicious was fast, but it was on the club, and, btw, I was scrolling throught my matches and somehow I found out that I matched with her before fucking her lmao, we texted quite a bit, and I didn't even connect her profile to her until them, didn't even remember, to be fair, maybe this helped my pull). Actually, I could tell she wanted my dick from the moment I first saw her, and after we kissed, I knew it was on, we only took like 10 more minutes because we finished our beer, and she was "ready to fuck" right away.
There's also the fact that I was "quite aggressive", as she said, though her scratching of my back and her stories about the men of her town made me think I wouldn't have a problem. She seemed quite a bit unexperienced, I should have taken it slower, but to be fair, I didn't gave much of a fuck, I probably will never see her again, so I just wanted to enjoy the sex (specially after she pushed for it so fast, I didn't think she wanted anything more than some brutal raw boinking). I also didn't do any oral on her, but to be fair, I rarely enjoy doing it, blondies from Carnival and Uni being exceptions, and I did very little of that, anyway, it often just makes me bored and my dick goes soft lol (dunno if there's something wrong with me, with those two, I was really into them, so I was almost thirsty to taste their pussies, but with most other girls, I don't feel much of an incentive, at all).
Anyway, to me, it feels like those girls from Tinder are always weird as fuck, even my X, that was beautiful, educated and cool, never came on her whole life, so I'm thinking of just deleting Tinder for good, but then I think of situations where it helped me get laid, like maybe this HBBootylicious and blondie from Carnival, and I'm like, dunno. This girl also told me I look way better in person, and it's no wonder, I don't even put effort in taking photos for my profile, since I expect so little from Tinder anyway, now I don't know if I should just delete it and better spend my time elsewhere (I haven't been spending much time in it anyway, so whatever), keep it and just keep doing the minimum, for maybe some cheap preselection for night game, or actually get decent photos, in the hopes of boning hotter girls (if the sex keeps on being this weird, I don't want it, even if the girls are hot lol, and I have a feeling most "normal" hot girls get so bombarded there by average chumps they don't use Tinder, the exception being hotties visiting from other towns, but this is mostly a game of luck, then, striking first, whatever).
Yesterday I matched with this girl on Tinder around 1PM, apparently I liked her first, because she already sent me a message right away: "hey lets drink together".
So I'm like, wtf, after my last catfish experience I was very suspicious already... So I look at her photos, and she's not that hot, in fact I'm almost unmatching lmao, she looks like she's a 4/7 at best (barely bangable on my book), maybe even a 3/7, but this girl is complying, we almost have a date setup already for today, and she has a photo of her whole body, looks decent, I'm like, whatever, let's see what happens.
She tells me she's leaving tomorrow for Rio, I'm assuming she's from there, I already have my interest peaked as I like the way girls from there talk, she's also staying very near my appartment, later I learn she was staying at her "bro's". Then she asks me for my Instagram, to prove I'm real, I'm like, I deleted it lol, but I can send you a pic on Whatsapp or something... She stop answering for some hours, but we already had a date seeded at a bar near my home, at 8PM. Eventually she answers, sending me a message on Whatsapp, she tells me the date is on and I tell her to tell me when she's there, she was gonna meet a girl friend before.
She lets me know she's there at 8:30 PM, and ask me to bring a jacket for her, people more from the north of Brazil tend to feel cold around here, even in normal-ish temps for us locals (around 12 to 20 Celsius? though I only but some jacket or something when it's 10 or lower, not a big fan of pants either lol). I go there and take my Gap hoodie for her, as I get there, I'm surprised, she actually looks quite cute (like, not beautiful or even pretty, but very bangable), she's got a nice ass/legs on pantyhose, cool red sneakers, and some blouse or something (she has nice big tiddies). Her face is pretty average, but not that common around here (more like "native" Brazilian, not the Euro decent blonde/pale-ish girls that are common around here), hair is curly but looks good on her, she's got some nice make up, looks nervous to meet me.
I greet her and her gay friends (her "bro", that live with her on her city, and the guy he's with, some blonde local, I assume), they say they gonna eat something, so they leave, we also leave to get some beer, sitting together. She orders some pink-ish (very pink) beer with a citrical taste, she tells me it tastes like this fruit common around her town (she's not from Rio, she's from the very north of the country, Tocantins). She tells me her town has like 3500 habitants, that everybody knows everybody, there's barely any job opportunities there, shit like that, I try relating where I can and digging deeper, she tells me dudes there don't even kiss girls, just turn them around and boink, I'm like, wtf.
She tells me she never used Tinder before, in her city there's like nobody and everybody would know she's using it and her dad, she says lol. We talk random shit a bit more, it's a bit jarring how she switches topics out of the blue, like I just finish replying to something she said and it's like she just waiting for me to finish to talk about something else entirelly lol. Eventually she just leans in and starts kissing me a bit, she's not the greatest kisser ever, but it's decent, and I start getting a bit hard, specially when my hands are around her thicc thigs on those(this?) pantyhose. I say fuck it and go for the pull: "you wanna go back to mine watch soooomething", making a suggestive face, she's like, ok, we finish drinking our beers, she texts her friend to let him know, and we leave.
I think of asking for an Uber ride, because she says her legs are hurting from walking, but my place is near, though we have quite some ramp-like street ahead of us, she's using me as a crutch pretty much. I get there, she says she needs to use the bathroom, I warn her I managed to break the tap somehow, she pees, I go and pee, and when I come back, she's sitting on my "bed" already... Good girl, no warm up needed, it seems, I take this as a sign to get down to business already, I sit on the mattress as well, get closer to her, start kissing her, then I just spread her legs and start dry humping her missionary... She soon says: "do you wanna tear my pantyhose apart?", I go for it, takes me a little while to find a good spot, but them I rip it, porn style, I'm happy, I love fucking thicc hoes in ripped pantyhose, my other X had a bunch of those just to please me.
She tells me "put it in... but put a condom on first", I'm not that used to using condoms much lately, been going raw almost every time, but I'm like, whatever (I myself was trying to remind myself to use a condom, since she's a random Tinder how from God knows where, but I almost forget it at the moment lol). I ask her "aren't you gonna suck my cock?", she tells me "you gonna lick my pussy", I'm like, you first lol. We have this little frame battle, eventually I start fingering her, going for that inner spot, that isn't quite the G (can't remember the name, read here somewhere), hers seem very swollen or something, she started moaning her aggressively, she kinda signals for me to get closer, I put my dick on her face, she swallows it, sucking it hard (her technique is kinda meh, hurts me a bit, but to be fair I was destroying her pussy with my fingers).
Now, this girl is moaning like I'm ripping a finger out of her or something, and it only gets worse as I put it in her, I have some loud music playing on my speakers, with some nice bass and shit, but her moaning is so loud I can't barely hear it, I start thinking my neighbors are gonna complain or something, so I start putting my hand on her mouth to shut her up lmao. She also almost drew blood out of my back scratching it when I first thrusted into her, I was like "ouuuuch", I like being a bit scratched, but this girl is nuts. She kept telling me to "go deeeeper", "fuck me harrrderr", I was already balls deep and with her legs up and shit and she kept saying that, I was (thinking) like, bitch, my cock is average in lenght, chill a bit, I think this didn't help the vibe much. She also told me I was quite aggressive (to be fair, I was slapping her face lightly, shocking her and sucking her nipple super hard, biting it a bit, eventually she complained it was painful, but she kept moaning like crazy with everything I did, so it was hard to have any decent feedback).
She told me she needed to pee again, she went to the bathroom, and when she came back, she told me she wanted me to do her doggy. She was on all fours, and I couldn't resist, I grabbed my belt, and slashed her ass pretty hard, twice each side, she seemed a bit shocked (I think the timing was bad, she just came back from the bathroom and was just starting to get "slutty" again, had I licked her neck a bit, she might have been more receptive), but then I just put it in, and it seemed like no big deal, she was moaning hard again, I was grabbing her ass viciously, smacking it and stuff, she had a great fat ass, but I wasn't even close to coming, and I got tired (not a big fan of doggy, to be fair, other than seeing and grabbing a girl's fat ass). I think she was on top also sometime, I shocked her and was fucking her from below, while she was on top just taking it, like I love doing, she seemed to be enjoying it a bunch. But then, after the doggy I think, she told she needed to pee again.
She went to the bathroom, and took quite a while to come out, like 5 to 10 minutes, I was like, are you shittin there? But I knew something was off, she was probably texting someone, her bro, most likely. She comes out, then just tells me she has to go, it's like 10:30 PM, like, I have to work tomorrow (today, actually lol), but I could go for another hour, she tells me she needs to prepare some stuff for her friend and to leave the next day, but the vibe is weird... She also tells me her period came, and she can't fuck anymore, because "it will hurt" (never heard that before), I ask her if she wanna just suck my cock then, just for the hell of it, she tells me, nope, I have to go, the vibe gets even weirder lmao, I go with her to take her outside, as she gets outside the building, she just keeps walking away, don't even looks at me, I tell her "BYYYE", then I'm just thinking like, wtf.
So, I think it was mostly FSC, her feeling slutty out of the blue, I mean, if it's really true she never used Tinder, it's quite wild she just go boinked by a random hot guy after talking to him less than 30 minutes (this was probably my fastest pull, I mean, HBBootylicious was fast, but it was on the club, and, btw, I was scrolling throught my matches and somehow I found out that I matched with her before fucking her lmao, we texted quite a bit, and I didn't even connect her profile to her until them, didn't even remember, to be fair, maybe this helped my pull). Actually, I could tell she wanted my dick from the moment I first saw her, and after we kissed, I knew it was on, we only took like 10 more minutes because we finished our beer, and she was "ready to fuck" right away.
There's also the fact that I was "quite aggressive", as she said, though her scratching of my back and her stories about the men of her town made me think I wouldn't have a problem. She seemed quite a bit unexperienced, I should have taken it slower, but to be fair, I didn't gave much of a fuck, I probably will never see her again, so I just wanted to enjoy the sex (specially after she pushed for it so fast, I didn't think she wanted anything more than some brutal raw boinking). I also didn't do any oral on her, but to be fair, I rarely enjoy doing it, blondies from Carnival and Uni being exceptions, and I did very little of that, anyway, it often just makes me bored and my dick goes soft lol (dunno if there's something wrong with me, with those two, I was really into them, so I was almost thirsty to taste their pussies, but with most other girls, I don't feel much of an incentive, at all).
Anyway, to me, it feels like those girls from Tinder are always weird as fuck, even my X, that was beautiful, educated and cool, never came on her whole life, so I'm thinking of just deleting Tinder for good, but then I think of situations where it helped me get laid, like maybe this HBBootylicious and blondie from Carnival, and I'm like, dunno. This girl also told me I look way better in person, and it's no wonder, I don't even put effort in taking photos for my profile, since I expect so little from Tinder anyway, now I don't know if I should just delete it and better spend my time elsewhere (I haven't been spending much time in it anyway, so whatever), keep it and just keep doing the minimum, for maybe some cheap preselection for night game, or actually get decent photos, in the hopes of boning hotter girls (if the sex keeps on being this weird, I don't want it, even if the girls are hot lol, and I have a feeling most "normal" hot girls get so bombarded there by average chumps they don't use Tinder, the exception being hotties visiting from other towns, but this is mostly a game of luck, then, striking first, whatever).
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