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so, i think i found my style.... Flirt and shotgun opening combined!
So i was working the bar, bouncing.
First couple girls not interested, second couple kept looking at me but married so kept flirting with them kinda of responsive but just nibbles at my hook.
one girl 20 years old well its 18 and above on saturdays
Me "hey so this is my ex wife, this is my ex wife.... and you can be my future ex wife" Smile
Her"oh yeah? lol who said i was going to divorce you"
Me"i know as a bouncer i make a million dollars a night my ferrari is out back"
Her" thats going to be mine in the divorce"
Her friend"she knows how to drive a stick"
Me" is this true? you are good at driving a stick eh?"
Her "haha oh yes...." she checks me up and down body language opens up
Me" your pretty, i'm not that easy though"
wink at her and walk around the bar to check everrything out.
10 mins later she is at the other side of the bar
Me"omg you guys are stalking me now?"
Her friend "oh yes starts touching me"
Her "hey get off my man" starts feeling me up
Me "kiss my cheek"
Her ..... kisses my cheek "see now the deal is sealed!"
Me"hmm already claiming me eh?!?"
Walked around another ten mins flirting with other girls eventually coming back to her
Me.... pulled her in closer, other bouncer came in
Bouncer "hey what are you doing with my wife?"
me" you can have her, she is pretty, and just so many problems come with pretty girls" smiled at her slyly
Her.... she pulls closer to me and says "oh but i have both of you"
Me "i dont share"
Walked away again and found her later at this point because im working im just trying to drag it to the end of the night so its easier to close
Me "hey lets go for a walk"
Her "ok, where are we going"
Me " where ever the wind takes us"
I take her upstairs in the secluded area and we talk a little bit and i go in for the kiss she pulls back pushes me away and bites her bottom lip tilts her head. at this point i know she is being playful. so i step in closer and just stair into her eyes. she continues to bite her lip i'm not backing down. step a little closer and she just leans in and then back teasing me.
Her "why should i kiss you"
Me "because you keep staring at my lips, i know you want to"
Her "oh do i now?"
Me saying nothing step a little closer and just look into her eyes until she caves and we kiss
Me "come home with me tonight?"
Her "and what will we do their?"
Me "well, have a conversation, and if your good.... we will see what happens"
Her biting her lower lip "maybe"
This is when my boss walks around the corner and doesnt look too happy lol so i end the conversation and its a half an hour to close by this point. So i go bust my ass and thankfully my boss sees this so no tension. End of the night rolls around and she comes and finds me but she is with her friends and i think this is where i screw it up.
Me" i am stealing her tonight"
Her friends "no you are not she rode with us we are taking her home"
Me "come home with me tonight"
Her "not tonight"
Now i dont have very good luck the next day with woman from this bar, because a lot of guys are chasing them and im not prepared to chase i already have a girl i can call up kind of. So i say its gotta be tonight.
Her "no i can't here get a pen take my number down"
Me "i'm in the middle of getting a new phone" which i actually am and this one has completely gone wacky
She walks away looking back at me and then leaves the building...... I probably could have hooked up with her later that week... i am tired of pursuing all that effort to find a day later that week. Any thoughts? Any thing i could have done differently? any escalation windows missed? She was very beautiful though cool chick.... maybe i'll see her again maybe i wont.... but every guy was giving her their number and i just yeah im trying to pull same night from this bar.... Anyways THOUGHTS!!
So i was working the bar, bouncing.
First couple girls not interested, second couple kept looking at me but married so kept flirting with them kinda of responsive but just nibbles at my hook.
one girl 20 years old well its 18 and above on saturdays
Me "hey so this is my ex wife, this is my ex wife.... and you can be my future ex wife" Smile
Her"oh yeah? lol who said i was going to divorce you"
Me"i know as a bouncer i make a million dollars a night my ferrari is out back"
Her" thats going to be mine in the divorce"
Her friend"she knows how to drive a stick"
Me" is this true? you are good at driving a stick eh?"
Her "haha oh yes...." she checks me up and down body language opens up
Me" your pretty, i'm not that easy though"
wink at her and walk around the bar to check everrything out.10 mins later she is at the other side of the bar
Me"omg you guys are stalking me now?"
Her friend "oh yes starts touching me"
Her "hey get off my man" starts feeling me up
Me "kiss my cheek"
Her ..... kisses my cheek "see now the deal is sealed!"
Me"hmm already claiming me eh?!?"
Walked around another ten mins flirting with other girls eventually coming back to her
Me.... pulled her in closer, other bouncer came in
Bouncer "hey what are you doing with my wife?"
me" you can have her, she is pretty, and just so many problems come with pretty girls" smiled at her slyly
Her.... she pulls closer to me and says "oh but i have both of you"
Me "i dont share
"Walked away again and found her later at this point because im working im just trying to drag it to the end of the night so its easier to close
Me "hey lets go for a walk"
Her "ok, where are we going"
Me " where ever the wind takes us"
I take her upstairs in the secluded area and we talk a little bit and i go in for the kiss she pulls back pushes me away and bites her bottom lip tilts her head. at this point i know she is being playful. so i step in closer and just stair into her eyes. she continues to bite her lip i'm not backing down. step a little closer and she just leans in and then back teasing me.
Her "why should i kiss you"
Me "because you keep staring at my lips, i know you want to"
Her "oh do i now?"
Me saying nothing step a little closer and just look into her eyes until she caves and we kiss
Me "come home with me tonight?"
Her "and what will we do their?"
Me "well, have a conversation, and if your good.... we will see what happens"
Her biting her lower lip "maybe"
This is when my boss walks around the corner and doesnt look too happy lol so i end the conversation and its a half an hour to close by this point. So i go bust my ass and thankfully my boss sees this so no tension. End of the night rolls around and she comes and finds me but she is with her friends and i think this is where i screw it up.
Me" i am stealing her tonight"
Her friends "no you are not she rode with us we are taking her home"
Me "come home with me tonight"
Her "not tonight"
Now i dont have very good luck the next day with woman from this bar, because a lot of guys are chasing them and im not prepared to chase i already have a girl i can call up kind of. So i say its gotta be tonight.
Her "no i can't here get a pen take my number down"
Me "i'm in the middle of getting a new phone" which i actually am and this one has completely gone wacky
She walks away looking back at me and then leaves the building...... I probably could have hooked up with her later that week... i am tired of pursuing all that effort to find a day later that week. Any thoughts? Any thing i could have done differently? any escalation windows missed? She was very beautiful though cool chick.... maybe i'll see her again maybe i wont.... but every guy was giving her their number and i just yeah im trying to pull same night from this bar.... Anyways THOUGHTS!!
