I was just leaving the mall, after failing to approach anyone for an hour and a half, when I noticed this girl and her friends on the escalator with me. I saw her face and said to myself “no too young, I keep it legal”. Then the young guy behind me said “Hey”, “hi”, “her over there, hi”, and I said to myself “is this kid trying to open”? I moved so that he could get closer to talk to her, but he didn’t. I thought maybe he isn’t really committed to the approach, and isn’t willing to leave his friends. Then her friend replied, “No, you can’t talk to her that’s my girl!” Now that would have stopped me in my tracks, and she didn’t just say it once, but twice! The kid cut through that blocker like a freaking chainsaw. He said no it’s not like that we don’t have to fight or anything. The next thing I knew he made a comment about e**ing and was gone with the girl. I missed some of the conversation, but what did I miss? Did his friends intervene? What would I say? Well, if it were me I would say “no we don’t have to fight, you don’t have to beat me up, but Wow is that your lover? (Challenging that assertion) You have really good taste. Speaking of taste, I also e** well at the dinner table I just bring different utensils.” But that’s just a guess. The whole thing was two minutes or less, and that brother didn’t look as sharp as me or some other well dressed guys that were in the mall.
-JRob
-JRob
