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The mystery to women's assholes!

Virgin101

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I presume hot women(the ones that regularly have sex), have some sort of code for keeping their assholes clean... and I'm not talking about anything to do with anal sex. To think that when they present there behind to a man for doggy intercourse, they would want to be sure that it's clean and sexy looking. The few women I've asked about it, tended to just say "oh well I just wipe my bum properly like most girls do", but it's more than just keeping good regular hygiene.

For example I wipe mine properly, but I don't actually check to see it's appearance. So along with a regular shower every so often, that's good enough for most people. But there's a difference between most people and hot women. I guess it's just a way they keep their mystery, by not revealing how. We should appreciate that women do this, as I can imagine it would be a lot of hassle to make sure your asshole is clean.

So go on then - what's this mystery?
 

HellAtlantic

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Do you know - I've thought about this myself FOR YEARS!

My perspective has always been hot girls have it the hardest. Fat or ugly girls can get away with not maintaining a sparkling clean asshole because they don't have to be worried about anyone wanting to go there.

Hot chicks get hit on all the time and have to be prepared that on a day to day basis there's a very real chance they're gonna end up face down ass up. It has to be on point at all times. They don't want to be known as the hot girl with the stinky dirty ass. What a hard life. I don't envy the pressure.
 

Virgin101

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HellAtlantic said:
Do you know - I've thought about this myself FOR YEARS!

My perspective has always been hot girls have it the hardest. Fat or ugly girls can get away with not maintaining a sparkling clean asshole because they don't have to be worried about anyone wanting to go there.

Hot chicks get hit on all the time and have to be prepared that on a day to day basis there's a very real chance they're gonna end up face down ass up. It has to be on point at all times. They don't want to be known as the hot girl with the stinky dirty ass. What a hard life. I don't envy the pressure.
Well, I suppose a lot of the time they'll know in advance if they're gonna be having some. If they're not prepared, then they might just do missionary only on that day.
 

Franco

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This made me chuckle! =)

Go ahead and Google the word "enema" and your mystery will be solved.

- Franco
 

Virgin101

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Franco said:
This made me chuckle! =)

Go ahead and Google the word "enema" and your mystery will be solved.

- Franco
Well I guess that might solve a different mystery which I hadn't really thought about. I mean, I guess they do enemas in porn, but I don't know how common it is for regular girls. But I was talking about how they keep their assholes clean, as opposed to their rectum!
 

Fuck This

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Virgin101 said:
Franco said:
This made me chuckle! =)

Go ahead and Google the word "enema" and your mystery will be solved.

- Franco
Well I guess that might solve a different mystery which I hadn't really thought about. I mean, I guess they do enemas in porn, but I don't know how common it is for regular girls. But I was talking about how they keep their assholes clean, as opposed to their rectum!


It is called Anal Bleaching.
 
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bassman

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a lot of girls carry baby wipes with them. my ex used to get toilet paper wet and clean up if she didnt have any baby wipes. and they are very meticulous, trust me. they are thorough
 

Virgin101

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bassman said:
a lot of girls carry baby wipes with them. my ex used to get toilet paper wet and clean up if she didnt have any baby wipes. and they are very meticulous, trust me. they are thorough
I even do that myself on occasion. You know sometimes it just might come out at a bad angle. Funny to think she told you that?

And did you get anal sex with her?
 
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