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Okay this was really entertaining and if it ended up happening, it would've been awesome.
Me and my friend Victor decided to practice cold approaching at the university (finally). Normally, we'd practice at community college but this time university is a whole different story. SO much easier.
First we were getting ourselves in the social mood, talking to girls that passed us. We collected a few numbers today and he learned a lot today.
When we were finally leaving to where we parked, Victor approached this girl heading into the school from her car.
He stopped her and said: stop. (she stops walking as he's standing in front of her)
Him: you're cute.
Her: oh thanks!
Him: (stares at her silently then let's out a nervous laugh) that's all, bye. (he couldn't think of any way to further the interaction)
She starts to walk away and I shake my head in disappointment. Then I speak up.
Me: hey! Come back (to her) he has something else to say to you.
I look at him and his facial expression is like: what are you doing?!
She turns around and sees me standing there in place (not chasing after her) I'm pointing at the ground (get your ass back over here and stand right here)
She complies and walks back towards Victor like: what is it?
He can't think of anything so I take over again.
Me: he's going to die in a few months and he was wondering if...(time to bullshit) okay, here's the thing...we're bi-sexual and we wanted to add a girl into the mix, so we want you to have a threesome with us.
Her: (skeptical look) am I being punked?
Me: (annoyed look) why would I lie about that? I'm being serious. So come with us.
Her: wait, so what makes you think I want to have a threesome? (smiling)
Me: well...I mean guys would love to have a threesome with two girls...so I'd assume that a girl wouldn't mind having two dicks. Am I right?
Her: ( thinking expression then she shrugs like: "you're right")
Me: so come with us.
Her: I can't , I have to go do blah blah blah.
I then banter with her about what she had to do, deep dived a little about what she majors in and whatnot.
Then I wanted to see if I could stack more compliance. I tell her come here.
She comes closer and then I say: we're going to salsa dance.
Keep in mind it wasn't random, it had to do with something we said earlier. I said something about her sexy hips and she should be able to dance like Shakira.
So we inter-locked fingers and I put my hand on her waist and she put hers on my shoulder.
Her: you better lead this right.
Me: alright. I'm going to step forward with my left foot and you step back with you...um...right?
Her: yea.
Me: okay let's go. (we start dancing)
She starts laughing at me because I'm doing it wrong and she starts teasing me.
Me: I haven't done salsa in a long time.
Then I turn our stance into a sexual hug and almost had my hands on her ass.
She was hugging me weird so I took her hands and lead them up to my shoulders and wrapped her hands around my neck and held her like that. I thought about making out with her but I didn't want to be a douche since this was originally Victor's girl, and that would suck. Lol
Me: come with us. Ditch what you're about to do and come with us.
Her: aww...I would but I have to do this blah blah blah. Really important.
Me: okay, so give us your number and we'll meet up and do this.
Her: okay
Me: give it to him.
Her: (she tells the number to Victor and he puts it in his phone.)
I pull her in and sexual hug her again, still contemplating making out with her because it's the perfect position to do it.
I grab a little chunk of her hips and say: mmm...these hips. So sexy.
She giggles and blushes.
Her: you guys are really nice! Nice to meet you guys.
Me: alright, I don't want to hold you up. Get going. We'll text you and see when you're free.
And we part ways.
victor immediately was like: what the heck was that!? (he's voiced before that he wouldn't have a threesome with another guy)
Then I was like: dude, I was just improvising. Look how well it worked. Plus who says we both have to fuck her?
Him: oh yeah! You get her mouth and I get her from behind.
Me: what no! I get her from behind.
Him: naw dude...I get that.
Me: lol whatever....that will be a crazy first lay for me though!
I believe I could've gotten her if I was just a little more persistent. For instance, instead of verbally addressing her continuous objection, just take her hand and then lead her to the car with us.
Then tell her some logical excuse she could make to get away from what she was going to do.
All I had to do was LEAD. I mainly didn't because I didn't expect it to work out like that and I also wouldn't know how to escalate that to a threesome.
But it was awesome that that happened and I have a crazy story to tell others now.
Me and my friend Victor decided to practice cold approaching at the university (finally). Normally, we'd practice at community college but this time university is a whole different story. SO much easier.
First we were getting ourselves in the social mood, talking to girls that passed us. We collected a few numbers today and he learned a lot today.
When we were finally leaving to where we parked, Victor approached this girl heading into the school from her car.
He stopped her and said: stop. (she stops walking as he's standing in front of her)
Him: you're cute.
Her: oh thanks!
Him: (stares at her silently then let's out a nervous laugh) that's all, bye. (he couldn't think of any way to further the interaction)
She starts to walk away and I shake my head in disappointment. Then I speak up.
Me: hey! Come back (to her) he has something else to say to you.
I look at him and his facial expression is like: what are you doing?!
She turns around and sees me standing there in place (not chasing after her) I'm pointing at the ground (get your ass back over here and stand right here)
She complies and walks back towards Victor like: what is it?
He can't think of anything so I take over again.
Me: he's going to die in a few months and he was wondering if...(time to bullshit) okay, here's the thing...we're bi-sexual and we wanted to add a girl into the mix, so we want you to have a threesome with us.
Her: (skeptical look) am I being punked?
Me: (annoyed look) why would I lie about that? I'm being serious. So come with us.
Her: wait, so what makes you think I want to have a threesome? (smiling)
Me: well...I mean guys would love to have a threesome with two girls...so I'd assume that a girl wouldn't mind having two dicks. Am I right?
Her: ( thinking expression then she shrugs like: "you're right")
Me: so come with us.
Her: I can't , I have to go do blah blah blah.
I then banter with her about what she had to do, deep dived a little about what she majors in and whatnot.
Then I wanted to see if I could stack more compliance. I tell her come here.
She comes closer and then I say: we're going to salsa dance.
Keep in mind it wasn't random, it had to do with something we said earlier. I said something about her sexy hips and she should be able to dance like Shakira.
So we inter-locked fingers and I put my hand on her waist and she put hers on my shoulder.
Her: you better lead this right.
Me: alright. I'm going to step forward with my left foot and you step back with you...um...right?
Her: yea.
Me: okay let's go. (we start dancing)
She starts laughing at me because I'm doing it wrong and she starts teasing me.
Me: I haven't done salsa in a long time.
Then I turn our stance into a sexual hug and almost had my hands on her ass.
She was hugging me weird so I took her hands and lead them up to my shoulders and wrapped her hands around my neck and held her like that. I thought about making out with her but I didn't want to be a douche since this was originally Victor's girl, and that would suck. Lol
Me: come with us. Ditch what you're about to do and come with us.
Her: aww...I would but I have to do this blah blah blah. Really important.
Me: okay, so give us your number and we'll meet up and do this.
Her: okay
Me: give it to him.
Her: (she tells the number to Victor and he puts it in his phone.)
I pull her in and sexual hug her again, still contemplating making out with her because it's the perfect position to do it.
I grab a little chunk of her hips and say: mmm...these hips. So sexy.
She giggles and blushes.
Her: you guys are really nice! Nice to meet you guys.
Me: alright, I don't want to hold you up. Get going. We'll text you and see when you're free.
And we part ways.
victor immediately was like: what the heck was that!? (he's voiced before that he wouldn't have a threesome with another guy)
Then I was like: dude, I was just improvising. Look how well it worked. Plus who says we both have to fuck her?
Him: oh yeah! You get her mouth and I get her from behind.
Me: what no! I get her from behind.
Him: naw dude...I get that.
Me: lol whatever....that will be a crazy first lay for me though!
I believe I could've gotten her if I was just a little more persistent. For instance, instead of verbally addressing her continuous objection, just take her hand and then lead her to the car with us.
Then tell her some logical excuse she could make to get away from what she was going to do.
All I had to do was LEAD. I mainly didn't because I didn't expect it to work out like that and I also wouldn't know how to escalate that to a threesome.
But it was awesome that that happened and I have a crazy story to tell others now.
