FU Whole Foods—for your amusement only ;)

[Marty]

At the deli/salad bar:

• Marty: Those are cute pink yoga pants you're wearing!
  
  PinkPants: Huh?
  
  Marty: I say, I like your pink yoga pants. They make your legs look terrific!
  
  PinkPants: (laughs)
  
  Marty: What's your name?
  
  PinkPants: Uh... PinkPants.
  
  Marty: I'm Marty. Good to meet you. So, you're just grabbing a quick lunch.
  
  PinkPants: Yes... (pointing) ...with my husband.
  
  Marty: Got it. Good talking with you. (Exit stage left)
  
  Husband: (Entering stage right) Are you okay, honey?

Oops!

 

[trashKENNUT]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Zac

 

[PrettyDecent]

Hahah - I've had that happen to me with boyfriends, husbands, dads...

On a side note -

Husband: (Entering stage right) Are you okay, honey?

NO, she was traumatized forever!!

...? Lol

~Nick

 

[Eric]

Hahah - I've had that happen to me with boyfriends, husbands, dads...

Oh god, when the girl is way underage and you don't realize it.

*slinks away*

 

[PinotNoir]

Hahaha good one.

"Yes... (pointing) ...with my husband."
"Oh, is it serious? Or more like a Britney-Spears type of thing?"
"No, it's serious."
"Well.... I guess if he'll wear yoga pants too. What's your numbers?"

j/k