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Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines of All Time

aliparpar

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This is a handful of 100 worst pick-up lines being tested in the field which makes this a great funny video. You might actually have seen some guys try these!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PRpHuPV ... e=youtu.be

Write down your favourite ones ? Do you see any patterns?
Mine were #24 #36 #46 #89
I wonder how many girls he got making that video...

Best,
Ali
 

Thinkingenigma

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I just want to know what was going through the head of the last chick...
 

Jay

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Hysterical. My Australian boy has some balls. Favorites are #2, #5, #26, #28, #61, #71, #72, #77, #80 (I'm a liberal), #82, #90, and #97-#100.
 

Ross

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#91, and #97-100.

Now here's the challenge.. Get a date with a girl using each of those lines as your opener ;).
 

PinotNoir

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Haha, that was fantastic. If you watch his other videos, he appears to always be able to kiss some random girl just by going for it.

I think it's his style (clothes and hair), confidence (opening direct), and just general good looks and maybe accent (unless he lives in Australia).

I feel like a small few could actually work. One of my favorites was this:

Guy: "What has 148 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?"
*pause*
*Girl thinks for a while and is actually intrigued by this.*
*Girl says something, like "I dunno"...*
Guy: "My zipper."

It's really bad, but the way he paused and locked eyes when asking/initiating seemed to build intrigue really way, like they're already doing something "together" at the start.

I've only used pickup lines a couple of times in my life, purely as jokes. This is the one I remember most vividly:

Cashier: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: "Hi, not so well... I almost died today."
Cashier: "Really!? What happened?"
Me: "Well... you're drop-dead gorgeous."

She laughed and just went silent. This was back in high school at a coffee shop nearby, so I was dumb and didn't even ask for number or anything.
 

trashKENNUT

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The link is EPIC. XD! he say it like it is.

Zac
 

aliparpar

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PinotNoir said:
Haha, that was fantastic. If you watch his other videos, he appears to always be able to kiss some random girl just by going for it.

I think it's his style (clothes and hair), confidence (opening direct), and just general good looks and maybe accent (unless he lives in Australia).

I feel like a small few could actually work. One of my favorites was this:

Guy: "What has 148 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?"
*pause*
*Girl thinks for a while and is actually intrigued by this.*
*Girl says something, like "I dunno"...*
Guy: "My zipper."

It's really bad, but the way he paused and locked eyes when asking/initiating seemed to build intrigue really way, like they're already doing something "together" at the start.

I've only used pickup lines a couple of times in my life, purely as jokes. This is the one I remember most vividly:

Cashier: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: "Hi, not so well... I almost died today."
Cashier: "Really!? What happened?"
Me: "Well... you're drop-dead gorgeous."

She laughed and just went silent. This was back in high school at a coffee shop nearby, so I was dumb and didn't even ask for number or anything.

He has a second Channel for his "fans" that I recommend subscribing to where he describes how he does his videos.
http://www.youtube.com/user/WhySoSeriou ... eos?view=0
For example, how he get the confidence from to do what he does in his videos :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYWu0_ZVI7M

As for your question, it would be great if we all could go for the kiss by playing his line : " Hi, You're cute.... What the hell , Idk I'm going for it..."
Someone asked him in the Q&A video if he has been slapped by kissing some of those women as an opener and he said :
No. I don't do it on all women. I'm able to see which ones are enjoying flirting and would be comfortable with this sort of thing

So you need to be able to see the signs she's going to be comfortable with surprise kisses if you don't want to be "slapped" ;)

I also recommend watching his most popular video "Awkward Train Situations" :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U8GCrvHMzo

And More Pick-up Line Videos :

Pick Up Line Insanity : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok0y5ZbObDg
Pick Up Line Madness : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIdrF6weYWU

These videos are funny,educational and eye opening as well as giving you confidence in trying these pick-up lines yourself. (And wanting to move to Australia :D )

Cheers
-Ali
 
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