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Hector Papi Castillo

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DrexelScott said:
I start using some Badboy style direct shit on her, starting with "You look fucking sexy tonight, and if you knew what I was thinking, you'd probably start blushing."

She goes DDB instantly and fans her face with her hand. "Oh my god!"

I instantly change the subject, back off and ask about her siblings or something.

A few minutes later, I lean back in and tell her,

"After I make you cum with my tongue, I'm going to bend you over and bury myself inside you until your juices stream down my big, thick cock."

Then I break away and continue normal conversation.

This shit is fucking GOLD, Badboy is a genius.

Seriously, thank you, Drexel. I've gotten quite a few lays by just telling girls I want to fuck them and this fits my super-direct style perfectly. I've been told the lack of intrigue and mystery of super-direct might one day bore me, but so far, shit like this rustles all of my jimmies.

Oh and not bad on the lay ;) But, really, good shit, man! I really think this material will work well for LMR, too.

Fun night, I talked to some girls but was generally striking out.

I always love reminders that even the elite among us strike out consistently. Humbling and encouraging.



Keep up your sexcapades, keep up your blog, and keep being awesome.

May you become powerful beyond measure,


Anatman
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake

fsc_old

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What sorcery is this?!

So talent. Such sexy. Very inspiration. Wow.

I'm not sorry that I'm stealing all of these:
"Give me your number so we can hook up later." - Very direct, sexual, playful, and mysterious--she's all gonna be like "OMG is he furreal?!"
"It's cool, but you should know I administer spankings for such transgressions." - I like ass. I like spanking ass.
The spontaneous super sexual direct drop-ins in the middle of a normal conversation.
"It's a gift." - Yes you are gifted
"Please...an ass like that? Not letting that go." - Sexual with just the right about of investing/chasing. Genius

Just reading this alone got me all pumped up. I was tired as shit (currently 4AM) and was about to hit the sack just 10 minutes ago. Holy crap man, this should be stickied. You're not human or something like that.
 

Grand Pooba

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Drexel...I am in awe. All your LRs are so smooth and seamless, they're great.

DrexelScott said:
I send back, "I was offering a place to crash cuz u missed ur bus, little miss dirty minded."

Way to call her out.

DrexelScott said:
I said, "It's cool, but you should know I administer spankings for such transgressions."

So bold.

DrexelScott said:
She says, "I didn't hear a word you just said, I'm just thinking about your cock now."

I love how direct and bold this girl is, too.



fsc said:
"Give me your number so we can hook up later." - Very direct, sexual, playful, and mysterious--she's all gonna be like "OMG is he furreal?!"

fsc, I think this GIRL actually asked him this. Good on her part.

fsc said:
Just reading this alone got me all pumped up.

I agree. Shit, I need to study this website wayyy more.
 

Grand Pooba

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DrexelScott said:
I push for bringing her back to my place, she resists and objects, I use the sales skills I've gained recently to cycle and overcome them easily.
DrexelScott said:
I tell my "Dildo Model" routine, which I detailed here a few months ago, and have continued to use ever since it went off so well that first time.

I'd like to know more about both of these, if you care to elaborate?
 

Grand Pooba

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DrexelScott said:
Oh and cycling objections is like this:

1. Brief acknowledgement of objection. "Totally, and" "I hear that, and at the same time" or "yeah I get it, and on the other hand..."

2. Ask a yes question. Example with Step 1, she says she can't come home with you because she has to get up early in the morning. "I get that, and you're having fun with me here, right now, aren't you?"

3. Reframe and try again

All together now...

Her: "I can't come home with you because I have to get up early in the morning."

You: "For sure, I get that...but you're having fun with me here, right now, aren't you?"

Her: "Of course!"

You: "Awesome, well I'm saying let's keep having fun for a bit somewhere more private. I'm not asking you to spend the night and risk missing your class in the morning, just come chill for a bit and leave whenever you want."

Actually that's practically verbatim what happened with this chick

Thanks for this. I've been in this situation a number of times in the past few months and I didn't know what to do after her initial objection. Usually I end up freezing out and then the frame is set that she has to get up early, and I don't see her again. I'll try your method. Thanks, Drexel.
 

Marty

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Drexel:

Terrific LR.

I love this opener:
DrexelScott said:
"Come here! Come here! Come here come here come here" I yelled while gesturing her over.
Perfect for use when you get very obvious approach invitations. I'd like to try it in day-game.

DrexelScott said:
I said, "It's cool, but you should know I administer spankings for such transgressions."
Like just about everyone else who's commented here, I thought this line brilliant.

DrexelScott said:
I used to make dildos of my own cock as gifts for fuckbuddies. I started telling girls I used to be a dildo model.
This is possibly the coolest thing I've heard so far this year.

-Marty
 
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