"You're a baby"

[readjusting]

Many times I met a girl older than me at the bar, and when she asked me about my age, like:
Her: "How old are you?"
Me: "22"
Her: "I'm 26. You're a baby."

It was really annoying the first few times, until I found this response: "You're the cougar."
Girls bursted out laughing every time (tested 5 times, same reaction in all 5).

Any better responses welcome.

 

[Poli]

Baby wants milk(sexual voice), I just thought about this now so I will test it out.

 

[Bboy100]

I'd say this is one of those moments where you want to keep it intrigueing. Anytime a girl who's clearly older than me asks how old I am, I deflect it with humor and playfulness. Here's a sample conversation I've had many times:

Her: How old are you?
Me: 42 (I'm clearly MUCH younger than 42)
Her: [Laughs] Oh wow! you look so young for 42.
Me: What can I say? I use a lot of skin cream.

If she presses on, its very easy to turn it around on her (in a playful way. Never become hostile or take it seriously. Otherwise it will look like you're becoming defensive and/or hiding something)

So for example, if I've deflected it by making a joke like the above several times and she's still pressing on, it might go something like this:

Her: Seriously though, how old are you?
Me: [Inquisitive look with a smile on my face] Well now I'm not gonna tell you just by principle!
Her: What do you mean! Why not?
Me: Cause you really want to know. And this is just too much fun for me ;p

After that, you just have to hold this frame of and she'll eventually drop it. The key here is to keep it lighthearted the whole time. If your demeanor becomes serious at any point in time, this is very unlikely to work.

 

[Big Daddy]

Bboy, I agree with what you said, but sometimes it can make girls uncomfortable.

If you sense she genuinely wants to know before parting away with a stranger, I think it's a good call to tell her. However, you should keep in mind that it can be quite a turn off you she's not "worried" and wants to play this game with you.

 

[Richard]

Curiosity,

Your response is perfect.

I'm 21, my girlfriend is 32 and she's always teasing me that I'm still a baby and I always fire back the same way you are and she laughs or smacks me every time. So long as you say it so that she knows it's funny then you're all good.

Outside of relationships you can take the same route but I found it best to turn it sexual;

Her: "How old are you?"
Me: "Old enough to drink"
Her: "You don't look a day over 24, you're still a baby yet."
Me: "It has it's advantages"
Her: "Like what?"
Me: "Let's just say I have stamina" with a wink, a sexual undertone, and then a smile.

With the stamina route I typically turn it into a challenge, something along the lines of "Yeah, I bet you're a little too old to keep up with me anymore. It's a shame, really." and it leads to very adventurous sex for sure and sometimes it gets me blown out of the water. High risk high reward.

-Richard

 

[Bastian]

Her: How old are you?
Me: 42 (I'm clearly MUCH younger than 42)
Her: [Laughs] Oh wow! you look so young for 42.
Me: What can I say? I use a lot of skin cream.

I'm a fan of this one as well. Although I've only tried it once in seduction, it's a gem for breaking ice in social situations, especially when delivered deadpan-style, and then switching to playfulness. 52 is my go-to number.

However, as Big Daddy pointed out. A playful response does not match with a genuine concern.

 

[readjusting]

Her: "You don't look a day over 24, you're still a baby yet."
Me: "It has it's advantages"
Her: "Like what?"
Me: "Let's just say I have stamina" with a wink, a sexual undertone, and then a smile.

With the stamina route I typically turn it into a challenge, something along the lines of "Yeah, I bet you're a little too old to keep up with me anymore. It's a shame, really." and it leads to very adventurous sex for sure and sometimes it gets me blown out of the water. High risk high reward.

I like this one, would be very good in a bar.

 

[mindful]

Her: "You don't look a day over 24, you're still a baby yet."
Me: "It has it's advantages"
Her: "Like what?"
Me: "Let's just say I have stamina" with a wink, a sexual undertone, and then a smile.

With the stamina route I typically turn it into a challenge, something along the lines of "Yeah, I bet you're a little too old to keep up with me anymore. It's a shame, really." and it leads to very adventurous sex for sure and sometimes it gets me blown out of the water. High risk high reward.

I like this one, would be very good in a bar.

Yeah that is good.

When I get the "you look young" from girls I usually just say something similar to Bboy, which is, "Yeah, I moisturize" with a slight smile. It always receives a positive response.

 

[gringo90]

If they say I'm a baby I say well then that must make you a cougar.. I've always had good receptive response from that one.