FR BeOfGoodCheer

[Marty]

Has anyone ever had a girl respond instantly to an anti-flaking text, then flake anyway?

It seems like a highly unusual occurrence but I'm thinking some of the very experienced guys like NarrowJ, Eric, Anatman, Ross or Zphix might have seen it at some point in the distant past (not to mention Chase and Franco).

Here's how it went down. We were supposed to meet at noon at some weird-ass taco joint that is apparently one of her favorites.

• 11:30 AM—Marty: In the mood for Korean tacos yet? Heading out shortly, see you there
  
  11:30 AM—BeOfGoodCheer: I don't have a car!
  
  11:30 AM—Marty: Pick you up from {the baseball ground}?
  
  11:33 AM—Marty: I'll give you a call when I get close, you can direct me where to come find you
  
  11:32 AM—BeOfGoodCheer: Lol well don't leave! I need to shower!
  
  11:34 AM—Marty: Haha! We can do brunch instead if you're on an empty stomach

And that was the last I ever heard from her. She had told me she lived right next to the baseball ground, which kinda makes sense considering her profession. I assumed she was soaping off her luscious body for the next 40 minutes, then texted again:

• 
  12:11 PM—Marty: Are you now radiant, sparkling and fragrant?

At 1:09 PM I called her and left a voicemail saying to call or text me when she's ready. No dice.

Why any rational creature would behave in this way is incomprehensible to me, but perhaps I'm just suffering from a lack of imagination.

-Marty