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I don't date coworkers/people from work - How would you pass this shit test?

THE_CROW

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There's a girl that I'm interested in that's hit me with plenty of shit tests already.

She gives me fuck me eyes and a smirk whenever she shit tests me.

Touches me and flirts with me HARD after I pass a shit test, literally makes it a point to come and rub up against me and touch me.

I can pass the I don't date younger/older/shorter/taller etc shit tests those are easy.

I've never seen an answer for this one though.

Please lmk I'm about to get hit with this one when I ask her out.
 

THE_CROW

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Not a shit test
Loool it's absolutely a shit test bro. She can't be shit testing me all the time then tell me this and say it's not a shit test. It's definitely a shit test.

I haven't been hit with it yet but it's def gonna be what she's going to say.

it is a shit test.
 

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Loool it's absolutely a shit test bro. She can't be shit testing me all the time then tell me this and say it's not a shit test. It's definitely a shit test.

I haven't been hit with it yet but it's def gonna be what she's going to say.

it is a shit test.
Well if you think is a shit teat agree, amplify or ignore... But some people like me dating co workers is a hard no...
 

THE_CROW

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Well if you think is a shit teat agree, amplify or ignore... But some people like me dating co workers is a hard no...

She's a great girl, we're very compatible.

Can you please advise me how you would agree and amplify here?

Thank you.
 

loolapaluza

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Loool it's absolutely a shit test bro. She can't be shit testing me all the time then tell me this and say it's not a shit test. It's definitely a shit test.

I haven't been hit with it yet but it's def gonna be what she's going to say.

it is a shit test.
Why you so convinced that its a shit test ?
Examples?
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake

FunGuy

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A lot of context is missing but I've never heard a chick say "I don't mess around with people from work". Not sure what kind of job you have but if you guys have the same lunch breaks then try to get her to accompany you for lunch during break time, if she declines then shes not into you bro.
 

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She's a great girl, we're very compatible.

Can you please advise me how you would agree and amplify here?

Thank you.
Agree.- i am glad we are on the same page, anyways blah
Amplify.- i would never ever ever date a co worker now a days who is crazy enough to date co workers...

Again I don't think is a shit test... Some women don't date co workers like me, i would never do that...
 

THE_CROW

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A lot of context is missing but I've never heard a chick say "I don't mess around with people from work". Not sure what kind of job you have but if you guys have the same lunch breaks then try to get her to accompany you for lunch during break time, if she declines then shes not into you bro.

I asked her to have lunch with me today and she jumped on it even came over to get me, then she went and set the table for us to eat and everything. She finished her food before me but waited for me so we could walk back together. Even gave me a bite of her food and said something along the likes of "I have to treat you well if I want your company for lunch".
 

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What's the follow-up?

Case 01: you guys fuck
What's gonna look like in your routine if things go sour?
What if she acuses you of harassment? (and she doesn't need proof for you to be acused and loose your job).

Case 02: you guys don't fuck
What if she resents it and starts to talk about you?
Whats if she kills your social status by talking bad shit about how you conducted yourself towards her?

Dating co-workers means two things:
- you are risking your source of income for pussy;
- you are risking having to deal with serious legal problems, even if you did nothing wrong;

That's why me and a lot of other guys never do it.
 

THE_CROW

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What's the follow-up?

Case 01: you guys fuck
What's gonna look like in your routine if things go sour?
What if she acuses you of harassment? (and she doesn't need proof for you to be acused and loose your job).

Case 02: you guys don't fuck
What if she resents it and starts to talk about you?
Whats if she kills your social status by talking bad shit about how you conducted yourself towards her?

Dating co-workers means two things:
- you are risking your source of income for pussy;
- you are risking having to deal with serious legal problems, even if you did nothing wrong;

That's why me and a lot of other guys never do it.

I can easily find the same job at a dif company that pays the same.

She's a very good girl that keeps stuff to herself, she will NEVER talk. I'm very aware.

I can't lose in this scenario other than me failing the shit test and not going out.
 

JasonH

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I don't know man, I'm sensing scarcity...

If you can't lose in this scenario then it does not matter what your response to that question is & you would not be asking for advise on how to pass a hypothetical shit test that you may or may not ever get.

Having said that, any agree & amplify response or light tease response would work well, then press on about meeting up.

If she keeps on bringing it up, it's not a shit test, but a real concern you'll need to address, so she feels it's okay to date a coworker
 

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In his defense, work places is like social circle, people hook up with each other all the time.... But, i personally would not do that, but he saying he can find same exact job, same pay.... I personally seen mess after mess after mess of people hooking up from work places.... No my thing, and i recommend against it.... But, most people don't care including a few seducers i know.... For me i personally pass!
 

THE_CROW

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Yeah so can I have some advice on passing this shit test please?
 

loolapaluza

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Thats not a shit test.
She tells you "If its not going to work out or things go sideways-its you fault"
"I told him but he wont stop"

My opinion of course
 

gameboy

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I don't know man, I'm sensing scarcity...

If you can't lose in this scenario then it does not matter what your response to that question is & you would not be asking for advise on how to pass a hypothetical shit test that you may or may not ever get.

Having said that, any agree & amplify response or light tease response would work well, then press on about meeting up.

If she keeps on bringing it up, it's not a shit test, but a real concern you'll need to address, so she feels it's okay to date a coworker
I mean this
 
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