I don't date coworkers/people from work - How would you pass this shit test?

[Skills]

Yeah so can I have some advice on passing this shit test please?

again shit test is either, agree, amplify or ignore..... Why don't you learn about what shit test is, and understand the concept correctly....

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[OldGuy]

She hasn't given you this test. Michelle did to this Obama and he threatened to quit.

 

[Chase]

She hasn't given you this test. Michelle did to this Obama and he threatened to quit.

How'd that go? Something like...

OBAMA: Would you like to get a cup of coffee sometime?​

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MICHELLE: It sounds nice but I never date colleagues.​

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OBAMA: Well I could quit. Then we wouldn't be colleagues anymore!​

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MICHELLE: [agrees to date]​

I tried imagining it in some way where it doesn't sound like he's chasing for the date but no matter how you cut it "I will quit my job for you" is chasing..

Chase

 

[THE_CROW]

How'd that go? Something like...

OBAMA: Would you like to get a cup of coffee sometime?​

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MICHELLE: It sounds nice but I never date colleagues.​

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OBAMA: Well I could quit. Then we wouldn't be colleagues anymore!​

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MICHELLE: [agrees to date]​

I tried imagining it in some way where it doesn't sound like he's chasing for the date but no matter how you cut it "I will quit my job for you" is chasing..

Chase

this is pathetic and fails the shit test

She shit tested me by saying she doesn't date guys 4 years older than her when I was teasing her about dating, I passed it so well she was laughing and all over me for the rest of the day.

I was looking for ideas for this shit test exactly.

I'm having a hard time agreeing and amplifying it.

@Chase, I see you're an OG and you know what you're talking about.

Please disregard anything and everything about this not being a shit test.

Say it is and you get hit with it.

Please give me an example on how you would pass it just like the example you posted above.

I appreciate you, thanks.

 

[OldGuy]

Obama was definitely chasing, but it did work. Not all Presidents had game.

 

[Chase]

@Chase, I see you're an OG and you know what you're talking about.

Please disregard anything and everything about this not being a shit test.

Say it is and you get hit with it.

Please give me an example on how you would pass it just like the example you posted above.

I appreciate you, thanks.

Considering you said you already had a very flirtatious dynamic, you should be fine with:

YOU: Let's get drinks this week/next.​

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HER: I don't date coworkers.​

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YOU: Good, because this isn't a date. [smirk]​

(implication of course being that it is something much naughtier and less strings attached than a "date")

Ideally then walk off telling her you'll text her before she can banter back further.

-C

 

[Chase]

Obama was definitely chasing, but it did work. Not all Presidents had game.

I would say that just generally speaking if you're going for the husband role the game requirements are much removed.

I had a woman tell me once about how this guy persisted with her for six months trying to get her to go out with him. He was short and not her type and at first she wasn't interested at all. But in time he grew on her, she eventually said yes, and they ended up married.

There's a kind of 'player countersignaling' going on with that type of chasey/pursue-y game that can actually win a girl over, especially if/once she is seeking a husband...

 

[THE_CROW]

LMAO I got hit with it and smashed it hahahaha I knew it was coming

I improvised and agreed and amplified hard cause I'm like fk this I'd rather get this over with than overthink it more

Going out friday night

Appreciate yalls

 

[King Indra]

Don't shit where you eat.

All I'm saying.