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Last night I was wearing a nice button down that I purposely failed to button up enough, black tight jeans, cream white converse, and a fucking button I stole from a girl in a bachelorette party that read "Brides Entourage"... I looked like a complete douche, but a pimp ass fucking douche 
I go out by myself but I met a guy that was talking to ho's on the street with the most devil may care attitude ever so we joined forces momentarily until I started talking to some girl and got serparated. Nothing materialized that was too great from talking to this girl so I went back to look for my new friend.
I found him with a group of buddies in the piano bar joking around so I joined their group. We got talking about the whackest pickup lines to use on girls and I told the group I could take their lamest pickup line and make it work no problem. They thought I couldn't...
Game on!
We talked about it and just when we reached our conclusion of what the whackest pickup line is that's when I saw her...
Melt her heart by destroying her soul
This girl is shorter and thick, roundish pretty face (not gonna lie coulda been cuter), dick sucking lips, and a colorful dress on with a look on her face like someone just pissed in her cheerios a bit but is doing her best to not let it bug her.
She's with a friend. I approach the two, raise my hands in the air to signify I'm the party, totally ignore the friend (who's ugly), and go up to the hotter one and say
Two things I did here that made this work, and I usually try and say at least 1 crazy stupid pickup line per night to see what I can get away with, as well as amuse myself, which I think is probably a key ingredient to pulling an opener like this off especially one that is a massive PUSH.
Keys I think make pulling openers like this off possible:
1. My intention wasn't even to fuck her. My intention was only to amuse myself with this opener and see what would happen, thus I was very outcome independent.
2. Despite the seemingly rude opener on paper, I said it from a place of adding value rather than actually trying to make her feel bad and neg her. Here's a girl having a regular boring night, then comes a fun confident guy with intentions to leave her better off than he found her, he challenges but she can feel he's not serious about the words, she knows I don't give a fuck and am not needy at all whatsoever, I give her a huge dose of masculine energy (adding value).
3. My frame was rock fucking solid and I didn't fold when she tried to shame me a bit for saying such a thing. Holding my frame was the shit test, and passing it added to the dose of masculine energy. Now she's intrigued.
I then talked to her for a minute or two right there and then moved her to the bar with me. She complied and normal conversation ensued, standard deep diving mostly. When I looked into her eyes I could see her pupils were dilated and attracted to me.
Turns out this girl was like the super popular cheer leader girl in high school, surrounded by "yes" men, and has never received an ounce of negative social feedback in her life. She's a bit snobby and stuck up but as I unfolded later it is all just a façade to protect her ego.
Remember this article https://www.girlschase.com/content/how-treat-woman-queen-or-whore
... by treating her like a whore (within reason and still viewing her as a person and not a meat sock to dump my cum into... though it was on the back of my mind) I was actually make her feel good and treating her how she wished someone would treat her deep down.
We continue talking, I screen for logistics, her friend actually helps me, and I soon am leading her out of the club.
Adventure Time
That's how I feel when pulling a girl from a club after she's been drinking. You never know what bullshit you might encounter pulling a tipsy girl from the club so I've found that coming from the "adventure frame" and seeing what unfolds without getting my hopes super high to have sex (whilst still pushing hard for the close) is the best way for me to go about it.
So we leave the club and we're walking down the street, this girl is heels and I notice her start to wane in her ability to stay upright and balanced.
We're walking on this super gritty/rocky uneven pavement and I'm observing how she's navigating the rocky pavement when all at once she puts her foot down, the heel of her shoe catches a stubble of rock incorrectly, she waivers, and falls face first into the fucking ground with all her body weight landing on her knee. You could literally hear the THUD* of her colliding with the ground from down the street. HAhahahaha it was the funniest shit ever.
I felt a bit bad at first but she started cursing the world and then spilled her beer on her that she had in her hand and it was the fucking best comedy ever.
I helped her back up and gave her the advice to maybe take her shoes off and walk barefoot. She refused such a thing and hardheadedly begins walking on the same rocky uneven pavement.
She ate shit into the pavement 2 more consecutive times after the first time and proceeded to get more and more pissed while her legs became seeped in blood leaking into her shoes.
She looked like someone shot her knee caps off as a means of torture or something it was absolutely phenomenal.
I'm literally laughing in tears as I write this...
We finally get to my car and she's PISSED. I tell her to breathe deep and become present to the moment in a patronizing yet truthful manner and to listen to the jazz music on in my car.
I drive her to her house and I park. Once we get to her place I park and before I can get to her side of the car to help her out she's already out, stumbles trying to step up the concrete step to her house and eats shit face first into the asphalt for the 4th time in 20 minutes, further fucking her knees up.
HAHAHAHAH.
Her roommate comes out and starts bitching at her for not giving her ride from the club and making her walk home. My girl is cursing and bitching her out while she lays in a bloody pitiful mess on the sidewalk...
What did I say earlier about embracing the adventure??
A bloody escalation
We got inside her house and she goes and cleans her battle wounds.
Meanwhile I lay and fart in her bed... I had bad gas last night, and still do currently as I bask in my own fragrance as we speak.
I try and get my flatulence out as much as possible before she comes back in. I succeed in my endeavor!
She comes back in and we get under the covers. I start escalating and I can tell she's not very into it and is a bit uncomfortable. I back off and deep dive her.
She gives me a massive shit test by telling me she knows all about me to the T. I tell her to tell me about myself. She goes into this spiel of how I'm just some asshole scum bag that doesn't give a shit about her and just wants to have sex with her. She says she knows "the type".
I then bypass this and start deep diving her asking her why she thinks such a thing and before she knows it she's let her guard down completely and I'm deep diving her past relationships and her thoughts/emotions on dating in general. I relate to her and show empathy.
She tells me she never has conversation or connections like this with strangers she just met... thus I proved I wasn't like every other asshole as she thought I was.
I then cold read her and give her a similar test to the one she gave me by saying I know all about her. Without little confidence in my ability to do so she tells me to give it a shot. She says that no one can read her and that she's too complex...
I think different little girl. I tell her she is the popular girl surrounded by "yes" men, that she's gotten nothing but positive social feedback her entire life, and that she desperately wishes deep down that someone would treat her without kid gloves and put her in her place.
She becomes speechless and asks "who the fuck are you!!!".
Attractions spikes massively and holds me tighter.
Then we continue building this connection and talking for quite some time. I'm completely present to the moment in the conversation and it's very stimulating.
I keep pushing her and making her auto reject and she'd turn away from me and stop holding me. Right when she did this I would further my conversation and bring it around so she'd become intrigued with what I was saying and face me again and continue holding me.
We were still in our clothes at this point in time and I told her we need to get more comfortable and so we took our clothes off except our bottom underwear and cuddled.
I began escalating.
Try 1: I get a make out. I feel her up. She stops and says we're not having sex.
Try 2: I make out. I feel her up. I touch her pussy with her panties on. She goes for my dick and starts giving me a handjob. She stops and says we're going to regret this if we continue. She tells me there's no way we're having sex. I tell her I understand and agree to not having sex with her...
I stop escalating she becomes closed off and starts judging herself. I deep dive her sexual beliefs and we talk about them and how social conditioning brainwashes you to believe sex is bad. My frame wins.
Try 3: I don't make out. I don't feel her up. I take her panties down and start fingering her. She gets massively aroused. She soon asks if I have condom.
Now do remember that this girls knees are completely destroyed from eating shit so many times and can hardly move.
I put the rubber on and go balls deep inside of her. She gets excited and starts humping the shit out of my dick. I can't get a good stroke going so I push her legs into her boobs and start stroking better and better.
Meanwhile her knees are bent and the more I bend them into her the more her gaping bleeding holes in her knees further open and cause her pain.
She makes me quit fucking her.
We try and find a more comfortable position but we literally can't and she's all tired and butthurt her knees hurt.
I throw in the towel to getting my rocks off and cuddle up to sleep. I guess I should've persisted more and tried to get her to blow me or something but it was 5 in the morning and I really just wasn't in the mood anymore.
We wake up and tease her mercilessly about eating shit so many times and mock her in my Eric Cartman voice of how all the complaining she's been doing sounds to me.
We poke fun at one another for the remainder of the morning until she has to go to work.
We leave on good terms and she thinks I'm the most awesome funny guy alive.
I swear these lays I get always have some ridiculous shit going on with them, but that's why I love them soo much.
Hope you enjoyed the read and as always, Keep it pimping gentlemen!
-Rob
I go out by myself but I met a guy that was talking to ho's on the street with the most devil may care attitude ever so we joined forces momentarily until I started talking to some girl and got serparated. Nothing materialized that was too great from talking to this girl so I went back to look for my new friend.
I found him with a group of buddies in the piano bar joking around so I joined their group. We got talking about the whackest pickup lines to use on girls and I told the group I could take their lamest pickup line and make it work no problem. They thought I couldn't...
Game on!
We talked about it and just when we reached our conclusion of what the whackest pickup line is that's when I saw her...
Melt her heart by destroying her soul
This girl is shorter and thick, roundish pretty face (not gonna lie coulda been cuter), dick sucking lips, and a colorful dress on with a look on her face like someone just pissed in her cheerios a bit but is doing her best to not let it bug her.
She's with a friend. I approach the two, raise my hands in the air to signify I'm the party, totally ignore the friend (who's ugly), and go up to the hotter one and say
Me: Aye whats up?
Her: Heeeyyy!
Me: Did your dad buy you that dress? Because I'd ball it up and throw it on the ground (said with in a playfully challenging way and with a smile =) )
Her: Excuse me?! That's rude! Is that your pickup line? (mixed reaction between excited and offended and doesn't know which to choose)
Me: It was the worst I could come up with
Her: (Says something with a still intrigued/offended tone... don't remember what)
Me: I'm just kidding, lets start over again.. I aaamm Rooobbeerrttt
Her: (laughs) I'm Brie!
Me: Very wonderful to meet you, so anyway blah blah blah
Two things I did here that made this work, and I usually try and say at least 1 crazy stupid pickup line per night to see what I can get away with, as well as amuse myself, which I think is probably a key ingredient to pulling an opener like this off especially one that is a massive PUSH.
Keys I think make pulling openers like this off possible:
1. My intention wasn't even to fuck her. My intention was only to amuse myself with this opener and see what would happen, thus I was very outcome independent.
2. Despite the seemingly rude opener on paper, I said it from a place of adding value rather than actually trying to make her feel bad and neg her. Here's a girl having a regular boring night, then comes a fun confident guy with intentions to leave her better off than he found her, he challenges but she can feel he's not serious about the words, she knows I don't give a fuck and am not needy at all whatsoever, I give her a huge dose of masculine energy (adding value).
3. My frame was rock fucking solid and I didn't fold when she tried to shame me a bit for saying such a thing. Holding my frame was the shit test, and passing it added to the dose of masculine energy. Now she's intrigued.
I then talked to her for a minute or two right there and then moved her to the bar with me. She complied and normal conversation ensued, standard deep diving mostly. When I looked into her eyes I could see her pupils were dilated and attracted to me.
Turns out this girl was like the super popular cheer leader girl in high school, surrounded by "yes" men, and has never received an ounce of negative social feedback in her life. She's a bit snobby and stuck up but as I unfolded later it is all just a façade to protect her ego.
Remember this article https://www.girlschase.com/content/how-treat-woman-queen-or-whore
Well that's why she liked me so much
... by treating her like a whore (within reason and still viewing her as a person and not a meat sock to dump my cum into... though it was on the back of my mind) I was actually make her feel good and treating her how she wished someone would treat her deep down.We continue talking, I screen for logistics, her friend actually helps me, and I soon am leading her out of the club.
Adventure Time
That's how I feel when pulling a girl from a club after she's been drinking. You never know what bullshit you might encounter pulling a tipsy girl from the club so I've found that coming from the "adventure frame" and seeing what unfolds without getting my hopes super high to have sex (whilst still pushing hard for the close) is the best way for me to go about it.
So we leave the club and we're walking down the street, this girl is heels and I notice her start to wane in her ability to stay upright and balanced.
We're walking on this super gritty/rocky uneven pavement and I'm observing how she's navigating the rocky pavement when all at once she puts her foot down, the heel of her shoe catches a stubble of rock incorrectly, she waivers, and falls face first into the fucking ground with all her body weight landing on her knee. You could literally hear the THUD* of her colliding with the ground from down the street. HAhahahaha it was the funniest shit ever.
I felt a bit bad at first but she started cursing the world and then spilled her beer on her that she had in her hand and it was the fucking best comedy ever.
I helped her back up and gave her the advice to maybe take her shoes off and walk barefoot. She refused such a thing and hardheadedly begins walking on the same rocky uneven pavement.
She ate shit into the pavement 2 more consecutive times after the first time and proceeded to get more and more pissed while her legs became seeped in blood leaking into her shoes.
She looked like someone shot her knee caps off as a means of torture or something it was absolutely phenomenal.
I'm literally laughing in tears as I write this...
We finally get to my car and she's PISSED. I tell her to breathe deep and become present to the moment in a patronizing yet truthful manner and to listen to the jazz music on in my car.
I drive her to her house and I park. Once we get to her place I park and before I can get to her side of the car to help her out she's already out, stumbles trying to step up the concrete step to her house and eats shit face first into the asphalt for the 4th time in 20 minutes, further fucking her knees up.
HAHAHAHAH.
Her roommate comes out and starts bitching at her for not giving her ride from the club and making her walk home. My girl is cursing and bitching her out while she lays in a bloody pitiful mess on the sidewalk...
What did I say earlier about embracing the adventure??
A bloody escalation
We got inside her house and she goes and cleans her battle wounds.
Meanwhile I lay and fart in her bed... I had bad gas last night, and still do currently as I bask in my own fragrance as we speak.
I try and get my flatulence out as much as possible before she comes back in. I succeed in my endeavor!
She comes back in and we get under the covers. I start escalating and I can tell she's not very into it and is a bit uncomfortable. I back off and deep dive her.
She gives me a massive shit test by telling me she knows all about me to the T. I tell her to tell me about myself. She goes into this spiel of how I'm just some asshole scum bag that doesn't give a shit about her and just wants to have sex with her. She says she knows "the type".
I then bypass this and start deep diving her asking her why she thinks such a thing and before she knows it she's let her guard down completely and I'm deep diving her past relationships and her thoughts/emotions on dating in general. I relate to her and show empathy.
She tells me she never has conversation or connections like this with strangers she just met... thus I proved I wasn't like every other asshole as she thought I was.
I then cold read her and give her a similar test to the one she gave me by saying I know all about her. Without little confidence in my ability to do so she tells me to give it a shot. She says that no one can read her and that she's too complex...
I think different little girl. I tell her she is the popular girl surrounded by "yes" men, that she's gotten nothing but positive social feedback her entire life, and that she desperately wishes deep down that someone would treat her without kid gloves and put her in her place.
She becomes speechless and asks "who the fuck are you!!!".
Attractions spikes massively and holds me tighter.
Then we continue building this connection and talking for quite some time. I'm completely present to the moment in the conversation and it's very stimulating.
I keep pushing her and making her auto reject and she'd turn away from me and stop holding me. Right when she did this I would further my conversation and bring it around so she'd become intrigued with what I was saying and face me again and continue holding me.
We were still in our clothes at this point in time and I told her we need to get more comfortable and so we took our clothes off except our bottom underwear and cuddled.
I began escalating.
Try 1: I get a make out. I feel her up. She stops and says we're not having sex.
Try 2: I make out. I feel her up. I touch her pussy with her panties on. She goes for my dick and starts giving me a handjob. She stops and says we're going to regret this if we continue. She tells me there's no way we're having sex. I tell her I understand and agree to not having sex with her...
I stop escalating she becomes closed off and starts judging herself. I deep dive her sexual beliefs and we talk about them and how social conditioning brainwashes you to believe sex is bad. My frame wins.
Try 3: I don't make out. I don't feel her up. I take her panties down and start fingering her. She gets massively aroused. She soon asks if I have condom.
Now do remember that this girls knees are completely destroyed from eating shit so many times and can hardly move.
I put the rubber on and go balls deep inside of her. She gets excited and starts humping the shit out of my dick. I can't get a good stroke going so I push her legs into her boobs and start stroking better and better.
Meanwhile her knees are bent and the more I bend them into her the more her gaping bleeding holes in her knees further open and cause her pain.
She makes me quit fucking her.
We try and find a more comfortable position but we literally can't and she's all tired and butthurt her knees hurt.
I throw in the towel to getting my rocks off and cuddle up to sleep. I guess I should've persisted more and tried to get her to blow me or something but it was 5 in the morning and I really just wasn't in the mood anymore.
We wake up and tease her mercilessly about eating shit so many times and mock her in my Eric Cartman voice of how all the complaining she's been doing sounds to me.
We poke fun at one another for the remainder of the morning until she has to go to work.
We leave on good terms and she thinks I'm the most awesome funny guy alive.
I swear these lays I get always have some ridiculous shit going on with them, but that's why I love them soo much.
Hope you enjoyed the read and as always, Keep it pimping gentlemen!
-Rob
