Notable interactions from the last couple of months
1. HBInsta
Enzo approached a two set sitting at a table and I went to sit with them. He was going for one on the right. There was a done up classic Instagram hot blonde girl on the left crying. Enzos girl was trying to give her advice about a guy, but at some point Enzo started to engage her. I was sitting there silent feeling like an idiot not saying anything, but eventually I asked the blonde what was up. She told me to come closer since she couldn’t hear me.
We’re right up next to each other, she starts talking about how she had a business recruiting influencers for brands which made really good money (she showed me her bank account) but couldn’t escape her ex who kept popping up in her life every six months. I sat and listened as she told me about the horrible lives of some influencers who get paid obscene amounts of money to do fucked up sexual shit for arab sheiks (like, the sheiks would fly them out to the UAE and stick snakes in their pussies for their entertainment), I was actually interested in what she was saying. She then told me about her upbringing in a foster home. At this point I qualified her by telling her how much I admired that she came from that environment and managed to get to the point where she was making good money with her business.
Enzo and his girl got up to head in for a drink. My chick and I got up, she starts holding my hand as we head through the dance floor. Enzos chick and her then say they need to go to the bathroom, but before they do, my chick asks for both my Instagram and number and tells me “I want to stay with you” in a matter of fact tone before heading off. Doesn’t get clearer than that. I added her and this chick had like 18000 followers. Nuts. While we’re waiting, Enzo tells me his chick was attracted but couldn’t get past his height (5’6).
Anyway, they’re at the bathroom for fucking ages and so Enzo and I call it and are about to leave when they come out. My chick first walks right past me but comes back and shakes her ass against mine. Then heads off to talk to Enzos girl about where to go. I had suggested a place but they decide on somewhere else. She asks me if I’m coming, I’m on the fence but eventually we go, following them to the next venue. The vibe is just different, maybe because I didn’t make a proper move sooner (I probably hadn’t shown enough sexual interest until then). But she’s hanging with her friends, Enzo and I together. We get in, venue is shit and we end up losing the girls. It’s late and I have to work tomorrow so we call it, thinking I’d already missed the escalation window. We get food when she texts me “where r u?”. Ok, maybe I hadn’t missed the window. We head back to the venue and in, where I see her chatting to another dude at the bar. We go in, I lock eyes with her for a bit but honestly both me and Enzo cbf, so leave. If she wasn’t with that dude I would have gone in, but cbf.
2. Golds Strippers
Sunday night, I’m sleeping when I wake up hearing a commotion around 4am. and some girls. I can’t get back to sleep since they’re so loud. Suddenly my door opens and a naked chick walks in – the same stripper chick who I didn’t bang last year in the gangbang. I'll call her Strip.
“Beam! It’s my birthday. Come on!”
I shit you not, she grabs my hand and leads me to the bathroom where Gold is naked with two other naked girls in the bathtub (so three naked girls). One is this sexy tatted up south American looking chick and another is an attractive brunette chick. I’m still tired as fuck wondering wtf to do when tatted chick tells me to take my clothes off.
I try not to be a lost puppy this time and take action by just getting into the bathtub and chilling there. Still, everyone else is drunk and I’m stone cold sober. I grab the vodka bottle and take a swig. I need to work the next morning mind you. And start just vibing with them.
Honestly it was chaotic and I’m trying to recall the nights events but basically –
Golds chick goes to sleep in his bed. The hot water in the bathtub stops working and the two other girls start to get cold. I go out to see if I can fix it. Gold comes and tells me to go into his room and start trying it on with his chick since he wants to try it on with the other two. I refuse “remember what happened last time? Fuck that man”. He relents and goes to his room. I go to the bath and am standing there with the two naked chicks in the bathroom telling them the waters fucked. South American chick then goes
“Ooh you’re getting hard, it’s making me horny” (I wasn’t getting hard at all, my dick was floppier than a wet noodle, but clearly this girl was looking for a dicking down). I wasn’t even that horny since I’d jacked off that evening (can’t blame me, it was Sunday night when I did – there’s no way I could have foreseen this happening).
Maybe I should have said something like “Why don’t you come over here and do something about it then”. Since going back into the cold bath didn’t seem like the best idea. I don’t recall much of what happened after that – Gold came back, the girls started to complain about how cold it was getting and got out. Brunette asked if I had something warm. I went to find something but while looking for my oodie Brunette decided she wanted to go home and south American chick went with her. Gold went to his room and fucked stripper chick.
I later found out that Gold had already had a threesome with stripper chick and south American chick previously. Gold told me that he’d been talking to her at the club when Stripper came and pulled him away from her telling him it was her birthday (so she wanted him for herself). South American chick then started crying. Then eventually her, stripper and the brunette chick (who had a BOYFRIEND. Can you imagine if your girl did this) decided to all come to our hours for the afterparty.
Clearly with Gold and the stripper chick hooking up and South American being jealous, she was horny and looking for dick. But I was not able to give it to her.
I honestly didn’t give a shit. Would have been nice but honestly I was actually fucked from that weekend and was relieved to sleep. Or maybe that’s just me being a pussy. It would have been a great story if I fucked her. Man I’ve gotten into so many situations like this where if I’d just put my P in her V it would have been a legendary story but I didn’t for one reason or another and so it ends up just being a lame “almost” story about how I didn’t fuck her. Oh well.
3. Golds Strippers Round 2
Strip comes over, this time with this super hot black chick. She begs me to come have a drink with them and Gold (It's Monday 4pm mind you, I'm still working). But I decide fuck it. I was moving out the next week anyway, this would be the last time this would happen. We're chilling on the bed shooting the shit, stripper finds out I'm moving out and say's she's genuinely sad about it, and it cuddling up next to me. I start chatting to the hot black chick who apparently is on xanax. Strip told me this meant she wouldn't be able to remember anything.
At some point in the convo we start talking about sex and the girls start bemoaning how they rarely orgasm. I use sexual prizing here indirectly by laughing about "how clueless guys are". Strip starts giving me shit saying "you don't know women better than they know themselves. I guarantee you women have faked it around you. Every woman has". I just say "I'm sure they have at some point, and I'm not saying I can do it every time, but with a bit of training and guidance you can get any woman to orgasm, it might just take a bit of time.
At this point Strip shut up and started talking about something else, but I can tell that had worked with the black chick. We shifted positions and I was lying next to her (Gold had sort of set this up so we'd be next to each other). Gold then went a step further and took Strip to the bathroom leaving me and black chick alone. Soon after that we were making out but then Strip decides to barge in. "No, she's on Xanax you can't". Gold comes in looking annoyed. All four of us chill before grabbing pizza (note the black chick at this point was one of those girls who expected men to pay for everything, I ended up paying for the pizza and didn't at the time have a good comeback to avoid doing this. I also found out that she had an ex boyfriend who she was still living with who still paid for everything for her (he was a club owner and rich apparently, but had no self respect apparently). Anyway, Gold and Strip said they wanted some private time, so me at HBBlack went over to my room. At this point the vibe was different, not like before with the makeout. We were eating pizza and it was quite platonic. I didn't find a good moment to go for it again without being uncalibrated. A little bit into this she sees my piano and asks if I play. I say yes. We end up both sitting on the stool with me playing her some tunes and some songs that I've made. "You made that?! It sounds like Alicia Keys!". Nice ego stroke. I start teaching her some more when Strip barges in again.
Strip: "We're leaving"
HBBlack: "What? No I want to stay here!"
Strip: "No, we're going"
After a bit of protesting they both leave. I probably could have done more to convince Strip that it was all good, but I later found out it would have been difficult. I found out that Strip was in a bad mood because Gold didn't want to fuck her, so she in a rage decided to leave. Gold told me that she had started acting up and started pissing him off. Anyway, after they both left Gold said "that's my going away present for you bro". And that was that.
3. Instadate Cute Tourist
Met a cute tall girl on the beach - she was wondering around slowly with a camera which was the perfect open. Opened, she was skeptical at the start but hooked. Started walking and chatting, I found out she was a tourist from Sydney. After 10 minutes I told her I actually needed to go and get a present for my niece. Unfortunately the store was going to close and her birthday was the next morning. And also, the store was 20 minutes away by car, not walking distance. Otherwise there's no way in hell I would have left the interaction.
Now here's where it gets interesting. I told her this and told her I had to run to the shops but that we should grab a drink after, but she heard it as "come to the shops with me and we'll grab a drink after". So after walking and getting to my car, she suddenly jolted.
"Oh I thought we were going to the shops!"
I then explained the situation and told her that I needed to drive to the store. I told her she was welcome to come but she said she wanted to stay to watch the penguins. We exchanged numbers and made plans to meet in a couple hours.
Of course, after getting the stuff from the store and texting, she told me that she was feeling tired and wanted to just stay at home as she had to leave the next day. I left it.
This one was frustrating. I would not have left if I didn't need to go to the shops and leaving and having that space obviously sucked her out of the moment.
4. LGBT Chicks
Out with Enzo when this short blonde chick walks past. I tap her on the shoulder and motion for her to come over. Immediately we're in each others space.
"How have you been" I say. Roleplaying as if we already knew each other. Start teasing her that we were supposed to meet an hour ago and she was late. She's lapping it up. Her friends come by - this sexy brunette chick and a dorky looking dude. The sexy brunette introduces herself by giving Enzo and I big wet kisses on the cheek. There's something about these chicks, they're both extremely sensual.
Eventually they all pull away to the dancefloor. I go back, re-engage blondie for a bit, acknowledging the friends, then leave to find Enzo.
At the bar, I engage the blondie again - at this point she's hooked, and tells me "lets go dance" grabbing my hand. But the two friends interrupt.
"Lets get a drink". So we go. At this point we've mixed up a bit. Enzo is talking to the blonde, and I'm talking to the sexy brunette. I'm a little upset at this since it was on with the blonde, however the brunette was hotter.
We started talking - she's giving me her drink. Out of the corner of my eye I see Enzo and blondie hitting it off.
At some point, brunette goes "I should probably let you know, I'm lesbian".
I take what she says at face value and start getting a bit frustrated, since I was hitting it off with blondie and now her and Enzo were making out, while the one I was talking to was a lesbian. I go up the Enzo to try to tell him, and he tells me "bro, blondie told me she was lesbian too, they're bi. They're in a relationship with each other"
I start talking to brunette more. I'd had a bit to drink and we were right up close to each other. She was fucking sexy. And then we're making out. It wasn't long though.
I notice Enzo has gone, and blondie comes up and whispers something in her ear. Brunette goes to me
"You know your friend did a really shit thing. He said he'd buy us drinks but then when the payment came he didn't"
Now I knew Enzo, and knew that he would never in a million years offer to buy these chicks a round. But I still wanted to bang this chick. So I kept it civil, defending my friend and saying "That doesn't sound like something he'd do" but in a calm tone to show it was no big deal to me.
Enzo comes back, I explain the situation to him and he says that's not something he would do. Enzo later told me he suspected these chicks were trying to get us to buy them drinks. I was not sure though, since they were giving us their drinks.
Anyway, the vibe was different after this. I had another drunken makeout with brunette but then with things sour between Enzo and his chick we bounced.
My makeouts with the brunette however were quick and without passion. Enzo and blondie had good passionate ones. He turns the chicks on to the point they're super into it. Mine it's like the chicks find me physically appealing but still the rest is not quite there yet.
5. Pretty Welsh Backpacker
Was out at a bar with Enzo again. We're getting drinks, I turn around and suddenly this very pretty Welsh girl is in my face looking up at me with the biggest beam on her face. Turns out Enzo was talking to her blonde friend. We start to chat, I'm flirting and teasing and eventually it's just us along. I attempt to isolate but she said she has to find her friend. I tell her I'm going to find Enzo.
Later on, we see each other again. At some point in the conversation, her bubbly energy is too much in a good way. I tell her "You know you're energy is infectious and kind of sexy. I actually want to kiss you". Pretty lame. She tells me "I don't want to" and then clarifies. "Not yet". I need to head to the bathroom, tell her this and she says to come find her later.
I didn't see her for ages, then caught them walking out about half an hour later. Number closed and messaged. She came over the my side of town for a drink, but only had one and had to leave. Despite my proximity, eye contact and attempts to sexualise, they seemed to bounce off this chick. Platonic vibes. The date ended.
Second date - went over to her side of town. We were sitting opposite each other on a tiny bench. Again, was hard to sexualise with this chick as everything just seemed to bounce off her. Again it ended platonically.
For the third she agreed to come over to my place. We went to grab some snacks from the shops, came back and watched a few tv shows, the whole time getting closer and closer until we were pretty much embracing. I waited too long but about 1 and a half hours in (way way way too long) before we put on the next episode, I told her "wait, before we watch the next episode there's something I need to do first" (I've actually used that line a couple times with success when watching TV with a chick hence bolded) I then went in for the kiss and.. this chick was a terrible kisser! It was awful. She wasn't opening her mouth at all. I don't know how to describe it. It was just bad. Anyway, she teased me saying "you like to use tongue!". I didn't say anything. She gave me another peck on the lips with a smile and then said she should be going soon. We watched a bit more of the episode then she left.
I didn't text her the next day and was thinking about sending a text saying that I wasn't feeling it when she texting me telling me that she loved hanging out with me but didn't feel ready to date but that she wanted me as a friend (lol). Friendzoned. I told her I wasn't really looking for friends and that it was for the best if we left it here. And that was that.
For this one I think I came across as too boyfriendy. While we were on my couch she had mentioned something about how she was new to the country and didn't want to get into a relationship quickly. She didn't say it about me but just in general. Perhaps I didn't make it clear enough that I wasn't looking for anything serious - she may have thought I was and freaked out. And my lover value wasn't high enough for a wild romp. So that was that.
6. LR - Bumble
I matched with a chick on Bumble who I'd actually dated a couple years ago. She was a couple years older. A short and quite beautiful (but definitely showing a bit of age) dancer. We'd gone on a few dates but she refused my kiss after the 3rd and I just lost interest after that, started responding slowly and it died. Never ended up fucking her.
This time around though I decided whatever, I'll go for it again. Pretty standard, we met up at a chill bar, then bounced to a second more intimate venue where we were sitting right next to each other. At some point she mentioned loving LOTR and at this point I just went in for the kiss, after that saying "I can't help it, women who love LOTR are my kryptonite. This bar that these mattresses you could lie on, so we went and lied there next to each other, bonding over shared trauma (in this case over dead friends and family, depressing I know). Already felt much different to two years ago where after three dates there was no kiss.
Second time around we went for dinner (I know I know, but this chick really liked doing dinners, even last time we dated the first date was a dinner). After a few drinks I invited her home to play piano. She agreed which I was again surprised about. Got her home, played her some tunes, we made out and went to bed. However, faced resistance when trying to take her pants off. She told me she took a long time to warm up to people. Chilled and said "It's all good". Told me she had to leave but I knew that she wanted to see me again.
Third time, date was in a park near mine, then back to my place. There were last minute concerns I had to overcome. The main one being if I was looking for a relationship or something casual, because "I don't want to open myself up to someone unless they're open to something more happening". I was honest and told her that I was open to the idea, but that I really needed to know and connect with someone first. I told her that I enjoyed spending time with her and that if it grew into something more, perfect. But if not, that that would be ok too. You could tell she was thinking it through. Eventually she gave in. I went for a long time and she told me she was getting close, which "had never happened before". Unfortunately I busted before this could happen.
I went to Europe soon after this. When I came back, we tried catching up for a long time and eventually did. This time, we chilled at her place, ate tacos then went to bed again. I didn't last that long this time unfortunately.
However, I lost interest after this for a couple of reasons. First, her texting hinted that she wanted to meet up multiple times per week, which I was not ready for. Secondly, there was a bit of a.. pretentious? Attitude about her which I didn't like. While we were sleeping together the second time she made comments like "I don't let many people this close to me. It's a privilege" She didn't say it in an arrogant way, more off-hand. But I didn't really like it. Third, we just weren't compatible. I joked and bantered a lot but it kind of went over her head and she wasn't able to give it back to me. Not the biggest deal by itself, but at this point I knew I didn't want a relationship with her and so I didn't want to waste any more of her time. And so it ended.
7. LR - Hinge
Met this pretty Indian doctor on Hinge. Took her to the same places as the previous one. Now this chick I actually loved her personality. She was so positive despite seeing fucked up things as a doctor. Not really much to write about. When I isolated at the second spot, I transitioned to the kiss by stopping talking - looking her directly in the eyes. Then she said "What are you thinking"
I said "The best way to kiss you right now".
"Don't think about it, just do it".
And we did.
The date ended early, I knew this would be a day 2. Had her over to mine for cocktails, and went to it. No LMR. We caught up a couple more times after that, but each time I was less and less interested in having sex. This chick was objectively pretty but she just wasn't doing it for me anymore. Which was a shame since I loved her personality, and she was easily the type of girl I could see myself being in a relationship with. But the sexual attraction just faded. The last time we slept together before I went to Europe, she told me that she really liked me. Which made me feel bad since I didn't feel the same.
After coming back from Europe, I didn't contact her and she messaged me again after a few weeks. I told her that she was lovely but had decided after travelling Europe that I didn't see myself dating anyone seriously. She was cool with it and we ended on good terms.
8. LR - Hot Tatted Up Chick (Europe)
Right after my bootcamp ended, I see this banging chick walking down the street in Krakow old town. Not only does she have a banging body but she's covered head to toe in tatts (even her face had tattoos). Pale with jet black hair.
I approach direct. And damn this chick is hot. She's travelling from Manchester and is leaving the next day. Unfortunately I had a dinner with the coaches that evening and told her it was a shame, that I would have loved to hang out with her. She asks what I'm doing the next day and I say I'm free. We exchange instas.
The next morning I send her a message and we make plans to meet in Old town around midday. She has to leave at 5pm. We meet. I deep dive, looking her right in the eyes while also keeping things light hearted. Slowly we change to a few different venues that I've explored over the last couple of days and end up sitting on a park bench watching a fountain. This is 5 minutes from my AirBNB, just as I'd planned.
We start making out (I forgot how) and I start pulling back since I want to continue at my place. She keeps leaning in to keep kissing me - I have to pull her off "Hey, I think we should go to my place instead."
"Where is it?"
"Just over that way"
We walk and get inside. I give her a water and we're both drinking. She sitting on the chair, I'm sitting on the bed, right opposite her. We're talking platonically but the vibe is anything but. We're both looking directly into each others eyes and it's electric. I pull her in and we starting making out on the bed. Clothes come off. I start eating her out, she's moaning. Then she gets on top and starts riding me. It's extremely hot and we're both sweating like crazy. At this point and I'm not sure what the forum thinks about this (since usually it's the other way around - dudes doing it to the chick) but I really wanted this chick to spit in my mouth. I don't know, there was something primal and hot about it and I wanted to try it since I did it to my ex and she seemed like the sort of chick who'd be down. I ordered her to do it and she did twice and then kissed me. I'm not going to lie, I enjoyed it a lot. Does that make me a sub? Lol
After we were done we were sweating like crazy.
"Wow" is all she said, which I'll take as a compliment. I picked her brain afterwards to ask when she realised she wanted to fuck me.
"When you came up to me. Because you were hot and also it takes balls to come up to a complete stranger"
I was going to go for round 2 but at this point it was 4 and she told me she was definitely going to miss her train. We both went to get some food and said our goodbyes, with her telling me that if I was ever in Manchester to get in touch.
9. HBPoland (Europe)
The very next day, I had a date set with a cute Polish girl I'd met at a mall during the bootcamp. This one had blonde curly hair - I hadn't spotted her but my coach had. He was the one who told me to go after her because "she looks receptive". I did, the interaction went well.
I went to pretty much the same spots as I had with the last one. She commented on my intense eye contact and told me how much she liked it. When we were at the park bench I tried to kiss her by asking her "if she'd ever kissed an Australian before". She was shy and said no but pulled back when I went for it. No matter, I pulled back with a smile.
I found out her logistics - she lived quite far away and had to take a train in an hour and a half back to her small village. I convinced her to come back to my AirBNB, promising her that I'd get her to her train in time. This put her at ease and she came. We made out on my bed passionately, but the clothes would not come off.
"In Poland, we don't do this first time meeting someone"
"My heart wants to but my mind says no"
I chilled, said it was all good, made out some more and made more attempts but got the same resistance every time. Eventually, the time came when she had to leave to get her train. I walked her to the train station and off she went.
10. Another HBPoland (Europe)
On the bootcamp, me and the other dude doing the program (J) appoached these two chicks heading to the club. Our coach was there watching. J went for the blonde one (who apparently was trying to get away from him on approach) and I went for the brunette. After chatting a little bit, we stalled, when our coach came into the interaction and straight up told the girls "where are you going? To the club?" And then turned to us and in plain earshot of the girls told us "Now ask them if it's cool to come with". Which we did. Coach then disappeared, the girls having momentarily short circuited when coach came by snapped out of it. We both went to the club together. Throughout the night, we hung out as a group of four, eventually splitting into twos and making out. We knew the girls weren't going to go anywhere without the other. J was determined to get the double pull. So it's 4am at this point, we all leave the club together and are walking through the streets of Krakow. I'm talking to mine and try to inject some sexualisation by asking her where the craziest place she has had sex is (after building up to it by asking about previous dating experiences etc). But she was uncomfortable answering this. At the second venue, J is getting frustrated. But he takes blondie out to the street where they have a converstaion, and soon after this they come in - Blondie has agreed to go to Js house, on the condition we all go.
So we walk, for 30 minutes and reach the front door when! Blondie takes one look at the door and says "It was nice to meet you J. Not tonight". They both leave. Keep in mind it's 6:00am, we've been with these girls 6 hours. J is dumbfounded and when they leave gets upset, but I calm him down. "It's all good bro. Remember what *coach* said. Whenever you don't get what you want from the universe, just laugh and don't let it get to you. Because that's when the universe will give you what you want".
I left three days later and despite trying to make it happen, was not able to meet up with my chick again. J stayed longer and was able to see Blondie, and they ended up sleeping together.
11. Sexy 18YO Hungarian (Europe)
Was at a club in Budapest when I opened a two set. Immediately their hot friend (who I'd seen previously kissing another dude) pushes them both out of the way to talk to me herself. I found this amusing and started teasing her about that. Another dude who I'd met that night opened her friend afterwards. I'm talking to mine and say we should head to the dancefloor. She wants to but checks with her friend who gives the all clear, so we go. And end up making out. However, at this point the friend comes by and says they need to leave. The other dude I mentioned is there and he is pulling out all stops to get his chick to stay to no avail. I insta close mine after suggesting drinks (I didn't go for the close that night). The other dude doesn't convince his to stay and they both leave. The reason they gave is the last train was coming and they lived far away, and if they didn't get that train they would have to take the buses which they didn't like. After they left the dude was like "Meh, she wasn't that hot anyway. Yours was super sexy though, I wanted her". That was a nice ego boost.
Anyway, the next day I texted her asking her schedule, to which she enthusiastically said she was free Tuesday. Here's where I think I made a mistake. I said "That works, I fly out Wednesday so will be good to catch up before that" and suggested a place. Immediately after this she unfollowed and blocked me. I suspect she thought since I was flying out Wednesday my only intent was to fuck her then leave, especially after how persistent the other dude had been with her friend.
That was a shame.
I have many many more interactions from the trip but these were the main ones. It's probably not the best use of my time to write them all out - rather the next posts will be on Enzo and Golds interactions as well as my bootcamp and the main takeaways.
