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a woman putting up a sign at one of the Piccadilly stores. She was like uh no in a French accent like Pointing at the store. I was like oh you’re working.
So got the first one out da way.
Den I walked to the lake. Passed by a woman in a bikini. Didn’t ask but sat at a nearby bench and smoked weed.
Tried to chill but sus out if she was related to the old people. Noticed that she was looking at them. The old guy came by and looked at my crack pipe-looking weed one hitter.
Then I saw a fit Asian woman walking by behind me on the other side of the fence. She was wearing a crop top and she was above me so I figured I had to at least stay and watch until I could see under her shirt. I felt more and more like a crepe as she came by and I yelled can I ask you a question before I could get a peep.
She was like what. I came over to the fence and basically chatted inanity while trying to stay calm. It lasted way too long for some reason because usually I can make it really quick and just not chat. I felt like chatting from an awkward tension point of view.
Got her to look at my Instagram and gave her my number.
I resisted the instadate because she is not my type. In retrospect I should have gone for it.
However I want to be seen with someone hotter and more my type. I’m not sure I can just do another unselective instadate just for the experience. Or just for the points. Not sure if I will do the tourney again. I suppose not. I’m not sure if I’m just going to go to rehab soon. I’m not going to kid you, I’m smoking weed and trying to get in one lay before I go to rehab. I give up trying to quit weed and get pussy at the same time. Even if I do get a hot chick at some point I freak out with the weed and scare them off.
Then some annoying unattractive women came by saying annoying things. And they were like sick of me. So I got up and took my chance at the bikini woman, who did seem like an older Russian and was, let’s say, somewhat Rubenesque. And she was like no, I don’t think so sorry. Or something. And I was like OK awkwardly with my elbows up laughing it off. But good on me for going up to this bikini woman on a towel.
I don’t want to get in a bad dark state which happens when you go out and you don’t approach. It’s like if you just have the balls the world respects you even if it doesn’t go well.
The world may even attack you when you’re down. But if you go out and chicken out the world just becomes crepey and dark.
I said hello to a jogging chick at one point and nodded at a chick who was hooded up and talking seriously on the phone, while typing this out on a different bench.
So that’s 5 approaches. 4 1 pointers plus a 3 pointer. Could’ve gone for the 7 pointer instadate.
But, I really wanna go back to one shot one kill. That’s the way to go. Then sayonara Girl chase boards, I met the girl of my dreams, well, my dream is an endless stream of pusy. But then I won’t have time or need to analyze.
1 point. This chick straight up had a beard folks!
Ok I’m not thinking straight. I should have taken the walk with the Asian woman and I could be fucking her Eeeright now. Ok.
Ok. 1 more. She followed my ig. 11 points. Jogged past her at the crosswalk. Her name was E-
On campus. 1 app. 12 points. Don't remember... oh, yeah, I mumbled at this chick in jean shorts comping out of campus building.
R- got number of blonde campus chick on bench nice cleavage. 15 points. She's the one I want of all the girls from this outing. Second approach on campus, but really the first because the first was a throwaway. Success. She said she was going to meet her friend so we didn't chat much. I can't text these chicks till I get my phone back, I'm not going to bother trying to do it on the internet or something... I'll get to her number later.
Already feeling conspicuous, as I'm not a college student and do go here... I'm titty won but I pass for a college student.
G-. Sat down and sketched her. She said no she had a boyfriend,,,? [I am counting this as an insta date (add 7 points to the end...k?)]
+2 approaches. 14 points. [I simply do not understand how the points just went down. I wasn't even smoking weed for a couple hours at that point!!(add 2 points to the end...k?)] Pimply girls up close. Not even trying to hide it with makeup really. Just looked like lots of acne medication. They both turned me down, I'm thinking it's definitely correlated with the pimples. One was cute, with a shirt with just one button loll, the other was quite ugly actually but with a cute little body.. I asked her for directions to the museum bc I read here not to use the same line around campus... However i used my line right after.
+1, 15 points. another pimply college girl in the convenience store, turned me down saying thank you.
+1 ig 18 points. Indian girl on campus
Feel like I pusied out. At some point I got into a dorm and pusied out. Didn’t ask the big titty one who let me in. Saw a bunch of hot chicks in their pajamas. It was sooo intimate. I stood there messing with a vending machine until two chicks came in and made a weird noise and said "the cop wouldn't like that' it sounded like.
Felt like my face was bad. Felt like two chicks got a bad vibe from me and said "cop" so I left but I saw 3 hot blondes in pajamas after that, they seemed dtf in a way... just compared to the brunettes. I mean I was at the point of almost getting up to the dorms. Of course I should've gone for the girl who let me in right away. But actually waiting it out would have been good If I had had the balls. The last one I saw was a dime, but I pusied out. had a vision of campus security saying, :"how did u get in here??!". ...
That was when it was gonna go down. I wanted to fuck one of these college girls so bad. Oh well, this is getting really close. I've sarged here before but never like this.
My face is not bad but not perfect. Relax.
I got the number of a blonde chick with nice tits. Yes.
Idk if I should go try for the lay again because now I gotta head back home to take care of my grandparents. This is an excuse, and I knew it was an excuse.
Don’t pussy out tho. Stop by one more time to get water. Go thru campus. I feel like I don’t wanna overexert myself and more importantly, get in trouble with campus police, or even get on their radar.
Fuck the two chicks. One is hot and the other is a layup.
So I did go back one time on my way back, but using the excuse of my grandparents. I would be worried leaving them alone, but not that worried. It was an excuse. In retrospect I should've not used the excuse and say I'm gonna go fuk a girl on campus. Well I did go back on campus and I got close but essentially got nervous. Didn't pusy out super hard but I was still being a pusy.
Sat on a bench where college girls jog near campus. Called out to girls passing by.
+1 , 19 points. she said she'll catch me next time maybe. Said she was going to class.
+2, 21 points a 2 set. Told me to catch them another time walking around the water.
A- got # of jogging chick near campus, 24 points
+3 girls w boxes, 27 points. This was interesting. I went back onto campus and went in a building. Heard girls laughing. They were struggling with boxes and I helped them with it but then I got nervous and they asked if I was on upper level and i said no and they were like oh we don't want to bother you, so I gave it back. Very poorly played. I got nervous basically that I was about to go in a college girls dorm, about to have a 4some with some bitches. (they weren't super hot so I don't even care that much) I fucking fucked it up and then I got worried they would see me slinking home, so I walked back and made sure they saw me on campus chilling, i walked past and they had 2 college boys helping them, made eye contact with the boy and gave a thumbs up and said you got it. By then I was setting off alarm bells with the other college chicks, I was just glad to be chilling there and i didn't even ask any of them tho they were looking tasty and down. It was like i set off alarm bells but not too bad, not like a crepe. Like word had gotten around by then perhaps, as I was worried. Now, I finally did slink home
+1 28 points beautiful girl in a sundress I was jogging and didn’t really slow down all the way. She was on the speaker phone. I said hey can I ask you something. Can I ask you something. In a soft voice. She said no thank you. thought of her pretty mouth on my cock all the way home. Should have slowed down and spat my line.
+1. 29 points. She said maybe I’ll just be around. Blonde in the center near home.
+5 34 points. group of 5+ jogging college babes. I went to the hottest one, a brunette cute as a button (no blonde bombshells in this group) I was like oh there's a lot of you, going for the whole group of like 10+ girls lol. Call it 5 points. She said they're on a run. I I was like another time? She was like yeah. I walked off and they ran off when the light changed. I don't think they had much time but I could've stayed with them another few seconds. It was hot that she was down... not "maybe" but "Yes" . that was hot. Really hot chick. a pretty little dime piece.
+7
+2
-2(because now when I went to check my instagram on the desktop, those first two follows did not go thru.)
41 points
Now why do I do this snatch tourney? Well it appears to have motivated me to write something and also to get really close to fuking a college babe(s) in their dorms! That's good enough reason, ya big dork! Just kidding. Stud. You're such a stud.
But just being real like when I saw how those two chicks didnt actually follow me, I'm like let's call it a night tbh. excuse?
Well, one's things fore sure, i need to take a shower.
need to be actually famous. I thought they followed me or something. Paranoia? I am taking a T break starting now. I should’ve said why are you taking a picture in front of a Tesla lol.
break but I saw a chick with her parents in the parking lot next time I will do the whole shake dads hand thing I saw someone write here. The cashier girl was nice to me but I didn’t make a move. I guess I’m deciding that next time I will ask. Ok. During lunch.
